A 'short' joke

[Ally C]

This really good looking guy walks into a pub with a dwarf and orders drinks for everyone. The barmaid pours everyone a drink and accepts the payment. The dwarf, who's a foot tall, pours his drink over himself and shouts "Fuck off! Bastard!", and proceeds to make a fool of himself and generally annoy everyone. The good looking guy continues to buy drinks for everyone and the one foot dwarf keeps being a nuisance. After some time the barmaid asks the guy how he can afford all of the drinks, and what's with his little friend. The guy says, "Well, I found a magic lamp and got three wishes. I wished to be really handsome," ... "That you are," cut in the barmaid. "I wished to have an endless supply of money," added the man. "That explains how you can afford to buy drinks all night," replied the barmaid. "But, what's with the dwarf?" she asked, to which the guy said "For my final wish I asked for a twelve inch prick and I got him."

 

[p_p_man]

You're in the running...

...for that Oscar. Good one.

 

[Ally C]

I'd like to thank - in no particular order - Literotica, p_p_man, and God *sob*. I couldn't have done it without you guys *sob*. I'd like to dedicate this award to all of you *sob*. To be sure, to be sure.

 

[p_p_man]

Hey...I said in the running...

...you haven't got the bloody thing yet. I've still got my Aussie joke.

 

[Ally C]

Just practicing my acceptance speech aloud. Amazing the bitching that goes on at these awards huh? Well you've bloody well lost my vote now!!!

 

[p_p_man]

Sorry, honest sorry....

...I'll vote for you if you vote fo me...

Going shopping now to buy a joke book.

 

[Shylady]

lol Ally that was great


*groundhog*