A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:

[TurnerBackwards]

Taoism: Shit Happens

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us??

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens. Rama Rama.

T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.

Atheism: No shit.

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock. Shit happens.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, Maybe is doesn't?

Existentialism: What is shit anyway?

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.

Rastafarianism: LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT!!!!!!

 

[Iris]

I really don't like your avatar.

 

[Mistress]

LOL! I think its rather creative. Grins!

 

[TurnerBackwards]

It goes with my name, and I really dont care if you like it or not!

 

[TurnerBackwards]

Thank you mistress.

 

[Iris]

and I really dont care if you like it or not!

I really didn't think you did...I'm just bored tonight, and I still don't like it.

 

[Beebeeblue]

I like because that is the way I prefer he fuck me!
* walks off mumbling BITCH!

 

[Mistress]