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JohnnySavage

JohnnySavage

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I was reading through some of the technical data and add-on features available to vBulletin today, and the deeper I looked the more things here came into focus.

Did you know that vBulletin has bots to increase traffic and keep the boards active? It's true and I have become convinced that the Literotica has installed some of these add-on programs. Basically a bot is not a real person, it's a computer routine that posts when certain key words are triggered, then provides a pre-programmed response.

For example, the Literotica has installed the following add-on bots:

The Racist Retard Bot - Busybody v.2.0.1

The Dumb Conservative Bot - Jeninflorida v.1.4

The What the Hell are you Talking About Bot - Eyer v.5.33.4

The Harass Every Poster with Tits Bot - Pereg v.1.7

The Pedantic Poster Bot - RoryN v.4.5

The I Know You Are What Am I Bot - Mercury v.18

The Humorless Intellectual Wannabe Bot - Renard (Ruse v.4.63 and Sean V.2.4)

The Webcrawler Cut and Paste Bot - MeMie v.3.2.5.

The Creepy Stalker Bot - Mike Yates v.2.3

The Crazy Conspiracy Bot - Mike Yates v.1.4

The Owner Bot - Laurel v.1.

The Twink Bot - Candicame v.1.8

I'm sure there are more, but the Bots get put on iggy as soon as I suss them out, and have been long forgotten some of the most... Notorious (heh).

The point here, dear readers, don't get sucked into talking to these screen names. You might as well be talking to your toaster.
 
Yet another list I didn't make.

Also, my toaster is smarter than the people listed (except Laurel; don't want to piss her off).
 
I think I like Candicame/Once-ler, at least when he drops the "I'm a stupid, poor dolt" act. There is plenty of intelligence there and some quick wit.

Plus my toaster is rather smart.
 
The first bot you mention is unfair to racists and retards everywhere.
 
KissWithA_Fist said:
I think I like Candicame/Once-ler, at least when he drops the "I'm a stupid, poor dolt" act. There is plenty of intelligence there and some quick wit.

Plus my toaster is rather smart.
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I hate to admit it but I agree that he can be ok when he drops the act and stops whining. He's not as stupid as he pretends to be sometimes.
 
Adre said:
The first bot you mention is unfair to racists and retards everywhere.
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The first bot is unfair to humanity in general.

Also, my electronic rice cooker is smarter than Isle's toaster. Because it has microchips.
 
JohnnySavage said:
I was reading through some of the technical data and add-on features available to vBulletin today, and the deeper I looked the more things here came into focus.

Did you know that vBulletin has bots to increase traffic and keep the boards active? It's true and I have become convinced that the Literotica has installed some of these add-on programs. Basically a bot is not a real person, it's a computer routine that posts when certain key words are triggered, then provides a pre-programmed response.

For example, the Literotica has installed the following add-on bots:

The Racist Retard Bot - Busybody v.2.0.1

The Dumb Conservative Bot - Jeninflorida v.1.4

The What the Hell are you Talking About Bot - Eyer v.5.33.4

The Harass Every Poster with Tits Bot - Pereg v.1.7

The Pedantic Poster Bot - RoryN v.4.5

The I Know You Are What Am I Bot - Mercury v.18

The Humorless Intellectual Wannabe Bot - Renard (Ruse v.4.63 and Sean V.2.4)

The Webcrawler Cut and Paste Bot - MeMie v.3.2.5.

The Creepy Stalker Bot - Mike Yates v.2.3

The Crazy Conspiracy Bot - Mike Yates v.1.4

The Owner Bot - Laurel v.1.

The Twink Bot - Candicame v.1.8

I'm sure there are more, but the Bots get put on iggy as soon as I suss them out, and have been long forgotten some of the most... Notorious (heh).

The point here, dear readers, don't get sucked into talking to these screen names. You might as well be talking to your toaster.
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No need to be modest by omitting...

The Playgrounder Bot - Johnny Savage, et al v.6.6.6
 
JohnnySavage said:
I was reading through some of the technical data and add-on features available to vBulletin today, and the deeper I looked the more things here came into focus.

Did you know that vBulletin has bots to increase traffic and keep the boards active? It's true and I have become convinced that the Literotica has installed some of these add-on programs. Basically a bot is not a real person, it's a computer routine that posts when certain key words are triggered, then provides a pre-programmed response.

For example, the Literotica has installed the following add-on bots:

The Racist Retard Bot - Busybody v.2.0.1 iggied

The Dumb Conservative Bot - Jeninflorida v.1.4 who?

The What the Hell are you Talking About Bot - Eyer v.5.33.4 read for laughs

The Harass Every Poster with Tits Bot - Pereg v.1.7 makes me queasy

The Pedantic Poster Bot - RoryN v.4.5 a turd

The I Know You Are What Am I Bot - Mercury v.18 who?

The Humorless Intellectual Wannabe Bot - Renard (Ruse v.4.63 and Sean V.2.4) Renard is not intellectual

The Webcrawler Cut and Paste Bot - MeMie v.3.2.5. jackoff

The Creepy Stalker Bot - Mike Yates v.2.3 i think he maybe retarded

The Crazy Conspiracy Bot - Mike Yates v.1.4 see above

The Owner Bot - Laurel v.1. i fucked her

The Twink Bot - Candicame v.1.8 suspect him of being older than me

I'm sure there are more, but the Bots get put on iggy as soon as I suss them out, and have been long forgotten some of the most... Notorious (heh).

The point here, dear readers, don't get sucked into talking to these screen names. You might as well be talking to your toaster.
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But what do I know? :)
 
Great list but a few are missing:

The cowardly pussy bot - miles v1.0 (never been upgraded)

The I'm not gay but I'm obsessed with them bot - pornstarwannabe v2.1

The venemous snark bot - KRCummings v3.3

The I'm so sexy you have to post here bot - Honey123 v1.2.3

The constantly escalating liar bot - LJ_Reloaded v14.6
 
JohnnySavage said:
I was reading through some of the technical data and add-on features available to vBulletin today, and the deeper I looked the more things here came into focus.

Did you know that vBulletin has bots to increase traffic and keep the boards active? It's true and I have become convinced that the Literotica has installed some of these add-on programs. Basically a bot is not a real person, it's a computer routine that posts when certain key words are triggered, then provides a pre-programmed response.

For example, the Literotica has installed the following add-on bots:

The Racist Retard Bot - Busybody v.2.0.1

The Dumb Conservative Bot - Jeninflorida v.1.4

The What the Hell are you Talking About Bot - Eyer v.5.33.4

The Harass Every Poster with Tits Bot - Pereg v.1.7

The Pedantic Poster Bot - RoryN v.4.5

The I Know You Are What Am I Bot - Mercury v.18

The Humorless Intellectual Wannabe Bot - Renard (Ruse v.4.63 and Sean V.2.4)

The Webcrawler Cut and Paste Bot - MeMie v.3.2.5.

The Creepy Stalker Bot - Mike Yates v.2.3

The Crazy Conspiracy Bot - Mike Yates v.1.4

The Owner Bot - Laurel v.1.

The Twink Bot - Candicame v.1.8

I'm sure there are more, but the Bots get put on iggy as soon as I suss them out, and have been long forgotten some of the most... Notorious (heh).

The point here, dear readers, don't get sucked into talking to these screen names. You might as well be talking to your toaster.
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You know... I'm more then a one-dimensional joke... I don't suck cock from the time I get up to the time I fall asleep with a cock in my mouth. I know stuff. I do stuff. Maybe not stuff that other people consider worthwhile or whatever, but stuff nonetheless. I haven't even been getting laid lately. I dismiss the entire list as unfair.


KRCummings said:
I hate to admit it but I agree that he can be ok when he drops the act and stops whining. He's not as stupid as he pretends to be sometimes.
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Fucking what? You're always a giant dick to me. My personality is not an act- I just don't like myself. I'm not clamoring for attention- any more then I usually am, I'm not pretending to be stupid. I just don't have much self-esteem. Because I'm not a self-centered asshole who always thinks I'm right.

But... thanks though...

:heart:

KissWithA_Fist said:
I think I like Candicame/Once-ler, at least when he drops the "I'm a stupid, poor dolt" act. There is plenty of intelligence there and some quick wit.

Plus my toaster is rather smart.
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See above...

still though...

Aw... :heart:


December said:
Awesome.
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Yay!
 
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