A second question about beauty

[Shendude]

Like in this thread, I'm curious to know if anyone thinks they could be turned on by one of these four critters from the mind of Edgar RIce Burroughs. The first three are from his "Barsoom" or "Mars" books and the fourth is from his "Amtor" or "Venus" books:

1. The Green Men:

At birth the young appear to be all head and six limbs, two for walking erect, two used as arms and two in between which can be used as either. Eyes are set at extreme sides of heads and above center and can look in one or two directions without turning the head. Ears, slightly above eyes and close together; small cup-like antennae protruding about one inch on small specimens. Noses are longitudinal slits entered in face midway between mouth and ears. No hair. Light-greenish color in infants and women, deepening to dark olive for adult males. Iris of eye is blood-red, pupils are dark, eyeball is very white, as are the pair of tusks extending from the lower jaw upwards in a curve toward the center of the face where human eyes would be. Green Martian women are similar except tusks are higher and larger. Female bodies show rudimentary nails which males lack. Adult Green Martian males are fifteen feet tall and four hundred pounds in weight. Females reach ten to twelve feet.

2. The Kaldanes: Kaldanes are essentially a hybrid between an ugly human head and a crab. However, thy tend to attach themselves to animals called rykors, which look like human bodies. More specifically, they look like physically perfect human bodies. When a Kaldane is riding a rykor, the result looks like a normal human being, albeit with an extraordinarily ugly and out-of-proportion head and a stunningly gorgeous body.

3: The Morgors:

Though the Morgor resembles naked bones a parchment-like skin is stretched over the bony structure which bears no fat or cartilage beneath it. Deep set eyes of brown with no whites, the skin of the face merged with the gums leaving the teeth exposed.
The Morgor has no nose to speak of, a gaping hole in the center of the face and smaller openings for ears on either side of the head. The skin of a Morgor is so thin that its internal organs are visible if the creature stands in front of a bright light.

4: The Klangan:

Klangan are dark-skinned and dark-feathered humanoids whose long arms support
huge bat-like wings. They have broad avian chests, narrow hips, and short,
stocky legs. Their hands and prehensile feet end in talons. Their foreheads
and chins slope away from massive, beak-like noses, and their ears are small,
flat, and pointed. Their bones are hollow like a bird's. Males can unfold
their red-and-white striped tail feathers in a showy display like peacocks.
Their feathers stand erect when they are excited or angry.

 

[Norajane]

Tusks, antennae, crab heads, skeletors with gaping holes in their faces, massive beak-like noses...a turn on? No, not at all.

 

[Liar]

If I was one, I might. Melmac chicks are cute.

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

Not a Burroughs fan, I'm afraid.