CaptainSmashums
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- Aug 23, 2006
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So, hello there! I am a Dominant Male looking for a submissive female writing partner to drum up some outrageously heated, passionate, creative, and all around wonderful online role play sex. This rather simple want seems to have become a herculean labor, and thus, here I am, spouting out another thread that is assured to inspire absolutely no replies. Well, what can you do, right? Let’s begin!
BASICS
-I Like Goils: I don’t write with fellow…fellows. Please, if you respond to this add, be a real live gal. That would be swell-ish.
-submissives Only: Not uppity. Not switch. I said submissive. If you claim to be submissive, yet want your characters to disobey and you get off on being punished (as opposed to getting off on giving up control), we will certainly not work out as a writing duo. Please, be a submissive who actually plays submissive characters (what a concept!).
-Detail: Look, nobody expects chapters and chapters of finely executed prose. This should be fun, after all, and not homework. However, you should be able to drum up a nice, healthy paragraph or two and slip in some nice, sexy details in the process. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask or expect.
-Venue: I like playing via Chatzy (favorite!), Email (close second!) or PM (distant third but will take it if no other option is available!). I find threads a bit weird, as I don’t really like perfect strangers being able to casually browse the depths of my perverted sexual fantasies and such.
-Setting: I am flexible here, but I am a DORK. I like science fiction and fantasy and post-apocalyptic and all that. I get a bit bored doing normal scenes with two people humping in the back of a Walmart, so let’s get some creativity flowing, shall we?
-Style: I write in third person. It would be just fabulous if you did as well.
LIKES
So, I can go on all day about what I find fetching in a fine lass, but I will have mercy on you and just say that I like my gals short and stacked, possessing lovely, tiny waists and generous hips and ass. I like them curvy and well-formed, but not sloppy or silly as far as the proportions. Big, bouncy and natural boobs are a must, and I find anything beyond 36 Double D starts to look a bit silly for my taste.
I really am into Domination, humiliation, degradation, and some light physical abuse. Some spitting, choking and slapping are all lovely to me, but not much more aggressive than that. I really don’t find anything sexually stimulating about chopping a girl up or knocking her out, though. I absolutely loathe anime and all that tentacle-dick-creature stuff, and I really do prefer my girls with actual FEMALE sex-parts, isn’t that just WEIRD!? I know, call me old fashioned…
INTERESTED? OF COURSE NOT!
So, in case you have made it this far and actually want to communicate with me, the fastest way to do so is via email at for all inquiries and questions, and I assure you, I will get back to you in a prompt fashion. In the meantime, let me stack this puppy on my pile of creepy online SEX-LIT ads that go noplace!
BASICS
-I Like Goils: I don’t write with fellow…fellows. Please, if you respond to this add, be a real live gal. That would be swell-ish.
-submissives Only: Not uppity. Not switch. I said submissive. If you claim to be submissive, yet want your characters to disobey and you get off on being punished (as opposed to getting off on giving up control), we will certainly not work out as a writing duo. Please, be a submissive who actually plays submissive characters (what a concept!).
-Detail: Look, nobody expects chapters and chapters of finely executed prose. This should be fun, after all, and not homework. However, you should be able to drum up a nice, healthy paragraph or two and slip in some nice, sexy details in the process. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask or expect.
-Venue: I like playing via Chatzy (favorite!), Email (close second!) or PM (distant third but will take it if no other option is available!). I find threads a bit weird, as I don’t really like perfect strangers being able to casually browse the depths of my perverted sexual fantasies and such.
-Setting: I am flexible here, but I am a DORK. I like science fiction and fantasy and post-apocalyptic and all that. I get a bit bored doing normal scenes with two people humping in the back of a Walmart, so let’s get some creativity flowing, shall we?
-Style: I write in third person. It would be just fabulous if you did as well.
LIKES
So, I can go on all day about what I find fetching in a fine lass, but I will have mercy on you and just say that I like my gals short and stacked, possessing lovely, tiny waists and generous hips and ass. I like them curvy and well-formed, but not sloppy or silly as far as the proportions. Big, bouncy and natural boobs are a must, and I find anything beyond 36 Double D starts to look a bit silly for my taste.
I really am into Domination, humiliation, degradation, and some light physical abuse. Some spitting, choking and slapping are all lovely to me, but not much more aggressive than that. I really don’t find anything sexually stimulating about chopping a girl up or knocking her out, though. I absolutely loathe anime and all that tentacle-dick-creature stuff, and I really do prefer my girls with actual FEMALE sex-parts, isn’t that just WEIRD!? I know, call me old fashioned…
INTERESTED? OF COURSE NOT!
So, in case you have made it this far and actually want to communicate with me, the fastest way to do so is via email at for all inquiries and questions, and I assure you, I will get back to you in a prompt fashion. In the meantime, let me stack this puppy on my pile of creepy online SEX-LIT ads that go noplace!
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