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[gauchecritic]

Devonian

Thrice weekly

On the set of "Rigmarole" a comedy of errors starring Ben Affleck and Bea Arthur

 

[logophile]

American Sign Language?

 

[English Lady]

Age Sex Location? *shudders* a sure fire way not to get an answer from El is to start out with thaat as a question....urgh.

 

[dreampilot79]

age sex location?

an easy one to answer

age = old enough... actually not older n dirt.. but old enough to have been playmates when we were both young

sex = as often as possible

location..... right here behind my keyboard

 

[angelicminx]

Old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it twice

Yes, please.

In your dreams and fantasies, if I am doing my job correctly...

 

[dreampilot79]

Old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it twice

Yes, please.

In your dreams and fantasies, if I am doing my job correctly...

as I try and put my tongue back in my mouth... I can only say.... OH SHIT.. I get my tongue rolled into my mouth.. and something else pops out ..... hmmmm.. angel.. ya must be doin something right!!!!!

 

[angelicminx]

as I try and put my tongue back in my mouth... I can only say.... OH SHIT.. I get my tongue rolled into my mouth.. and something else pops out ..... hmmmm.. angel.. ya must be doin something right!!!!!

Mmmm... have I mentioned how very sexy I find you?

 

[dreampilot79]

Mmmm... have I mentioned how very sexy I find you?

methinks she is in dire need of a certificate for a free eye exam... sends one !!!

 

[angelicminx]

methinks she is in dire need of a certificate for a free eye exam... sends one !!!

Darlin', sexy is much more than visual. For me it's mostly mental... baby, you got that hands down! ('course the visual ain't half bad either... )

 

[Guest]

 

[dreampilot79]

Darlin', sexy is much more than visual. For me it's mostly mental... baby, you got that hands down! ('course the visual ain't half bad either... )

actually I agree with you... if all you're interested in is the visual.... then sex is merely using someone else's body for masterbation....

to fuck with the mind and the heart as well as your reproductive organs... ahhhh... such bliss

but then... what is wrong with masterbation anyway?

 

[angelicminx]

actually I agree with you... if all you're interested in is the visual.... then sex is merely using someone else's body for masterbation....

to fuck with the mind and the heart as well as your reproductive organs... ahhhh... such bliss

but then... what is wrong with masterbation anyway?

Wish my husband understood the part about fucking with the mind... lol.
Absolutely nothing. Masturbation is an art form.

 

[dreampilot79]

Wish my husband understood the part about fucking with the mind... lol.
Absolutely nothing. Masturbation is an art form.

and so m'dear is the interpersonal relationship... but alas.. all I get is oral sex... talking about it that is!!!

 

[angelicminx]

and so m'dear is the interpersonal relationship... but alas.. all I get is oral sex... talking about it that is!!!

LOL. Well, you have to admit, talking about it is ALMOST as much fun.

(here lately, I might as well just be talking about it. quality is sadly lacking. )

 

[SensualCealy]

Okay lets get serious,
Age- 36, hey Im being honest!
Sex- Not nearly enough when I want it, but too much when he wants it! (F)
Location- Between the 40th and 45th parallel, but in Canada
C

 

[dreampilot79]

LOL. Well, you have to admit, talking about it is ALMOST as much fun.

(here lately, I might as well just be talking about it. quality is sadly lacking. )

I can' only commiserate... I know the feeling.. much too well!!!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

30
*looks down pants* okay, female
one of the "I" states(the big blue one)

 

[angelicminx]

I can' only commiserate... I know the feeling.. much too well!!!!!

Ok, gotta be serious for the moment. (It's a request )

32

All female.

Between Frankfort and Lexington, Kentucky

 

[Guest]

In my prime.

Yes, I have today, thanks.

In the woods.

 

[Dar~]

30
*looks down pants* okay, female
one of the "I" states(the big blue one)

Indiana . . . hoosier mama?


Age: 24, 25 in May (yeah insurance will lower!!!)
Sex: Should be more . . . I'm a girl!
Location: Buttfuck, New Mexico, right on the Texas border.

 

[dreampilot79]

Ok, gotta be serious for the moment. (It's a request )

32

All female.

Between Frankfort and Lexington, Kentucky

we gotta be serious?

ok... 25... I quit havin b days at 25... just aniversaries... had 26 aniversaries of my 25th b day... so add it up...

looks down my pants and finds an outie

looks due north and finds lake michigan... due west finds Chicago... due south and finds Indianapolis.... looks east.. and finds... NOTHING OF INTEREST

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Indiana . . . hoosier mama?

Sadly I'm not in the same state as Dreampilot79. It's the one pronounced "illannoys" if you're brilliant like the people who live here.

 

[cantdog]

Indiana . . . hoosier mama?


Age: 24, 25 in May (yeah insurance will lower!!!)
Sex: Should be more . . . I'm a girl!
Location: Buttfuck, New Mexico, right on the Texas border.

Indiana's kinda dinky next to Illinois.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Indiana's kinda dinky next to Illinois.

and red too.

 

[Dar~]

I have some great friends who live in Chicago.

I also have friend here who is fom Macon.