A request for a lady with a mic handy

[Xelebes]

Ok, I'm doing a remix of Donkey Kong music, celebrating the arrival of the Donkey Kong addition to the SBA DS or whatever. I was thinking of doing a raunchy remix of it - a porno remix of it.

So what am I asking from you?

I want a lady to record a 40 to 60 second long clip of describing some "hot wild monkey sex"...

PM me if you are interested.

 

[Vay]

here's a little bump cuz I wanna hear the results!

 

[Xelebes]

here's a little bump cuz I wanna hear the results!

Me too.

 

[Vay]

*bumpness*

 

[Xelebes]

bu - eh wait a minute.

Hmm... no fish are biting.

 

[MissIntrigue]

what do you consider hot wild monkey sex?
I dont know any monkeys

 

[Vay]

what do you consider hot wild monkey sex?
I dont know any monkeys

That almost made me blow milk out of my nose!

 

[MissIntrigue]

Originally posted by Vay
That almost made me blow milk out of my nose!

<smacks the palm of her hand to the forehead>
Oiy Vay! LOL that would have been a funny sight to see....
Do you know any monkeys?

MissIntrigue <~~~~~ owns mic

 

[Xelebes]

what do you consider hot wild monkey sex?
I dont know any monkeys

raucous sex, very hard.

Where the word "fuck" reall means something. (As fuck really means to hit, lol)

 

[MissIntrigue]

Originally posted by Xelebes
raucous sex, very hard.

Where the word "fuck" reall means something. (As fuck really means to hit, lol)

Do you have something already created that simply needs narrating?

 

[Vay]

<smacks the palm of her hand to the forehead>
Oiy Vay! LOL that would have been a funny sight to see....
Do you know any monkeys?

Even if I did, I wouldn't have hot wild sex with them.

 

[MissIntrigue]

Originally posted by Vay
Even if I did, I wouldn't have hot wild sex with them.

LOL neither would I!!

 

[Xelebes]

Do you have something already created that simply needs narrating?

Yeah. Just keep a steady flow when you read/tell/record it. I have to process it afterwards (chipmunk it [speed it up] and add slight reverbs and all that.)

 

[MissIntrigue]

I wonder if I can meet your expectations for what you need?

 

[Xelebes]

I wonder if I can meet your expectations for what you need?

no prob, Bob....erta...

 

[MissIntrigue]

LOL

 

[Vay]

bump cuz i'm anxiously awaiting the results

 

[MissIntrigue]

I am waiting for the piece to read....