A Rare Sight

[CreamyLady]

I've been roaming the site, looking for things to post to so that I can lose this guru thing (I want to lose that more than I wanted to lose my virginity!), and I wandered into the Amateur Pics area.

Well, I found a picture of One of Our Own, and it is a work of art; I have never, in my life and vast experience, seen anything like it:

http://www.harderstuff.com/storyxs/amateurpics/carl091200/carl091200.shtml

Ladies, please go take a look. It is well worth it.

Thank YOU, Carl.

 

[April]

Oh, yeah. Carl's pic. That's quite, umm....impressive, isn't it? And taken with a digital camera, too. I'm almost seriously thinking of getting one of those things so I can do that. LOL Well, not THAT, since I don't have a penis, but y'all know what I mean.

Go Carl, Go Carl, Co Carl!!!

 

[Expertise]

Carl ya' big fuckin' tool (literally)!

Your making the rest of us mortals feel inadequate.

[Edited by Expertise on 09-13-2000 at 12:39 PM]

 

[CreamyLady]

"Impressive" is, perhaps, le mot juste.

 

[Cheri]

Oh my Carl, what a nice um... pic.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, try getting THAT in your inbox! That'll make you sit up and take notice...

Y'all might want to click on the link (in the same section) "Cheyenne's Satisfied Pussy". Carl's not the only one, um, sharing a bit of himself.

 

[Nicole]

No he's not Laurel, I know of one too.

*Wandering off whistling*

I know something you don't know *singing in little girl voice*.

Nice cock Carl ... well someone had to put it bluntly right. Not my type but nice all the same.

Come on guys we all know you have one, give us a look.

Slap Nicole today, if she gets out of control. I give you permission

 

[Ezzy]

OMG and it can type as well?

EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[OUTSIDER]

Well done that man.

Man I know when I'm beat just let me get my coat and get out of here.

 

[KillerMuffin]

No he's not Laurel, I know of one too.

*Wandering off whistling*

I know something you don't know *singing in little girl voice*.

AAAAAAAAAAAAArghghghghghghgh NICOOOOOLE!!!!!!!!!

Curiosity killed the muffin!!! You have GOT to tell me or I'll be up all night unable to do anything but wonder what in they hell you know that I don't know!!!!!

Please, pretty please with some suitable inducement on top.

I'm gonna throw a temper tantrum. It isn't pretty.

 

[Nicole]

Oh but Killer I like a good Temper Tantrum.

Er ... that and the fact that the person in question would kill me.

Nyah Nyah Nyah, Neener Neener Neener.

God I love this, The Power the absolute Power *sticking swelling chest out*

 

[Naked Hunny]

oh my my my!!

 

[Alyrahh]

Wow... I think I'm going blind now.

 

[*Eve*]

Jackpot!!!!!

Wow, I am impressed. Very nice Carl. Ever swing by Washington?

 

[RisiaSkye]

Where do you shop?

Call me pragmatic, but I just wanna know how Carl puts his pants on in the morning.

Perhaps he is the reason for the sagging jeans trend. Everyone is pretending to be carrying THAT around.

I get sweaty just looking at that. Do you suppose there is such a thing as "too much of a good thing"? I'm not sure I would even know what to do with all of that.

 

[Carl East]

Well, I found a picture of One of Our Own, and it is a work of art; I have never, in my life and vast experience, seen anything like it.

Thank you Creamylady, this thread has made my day, but I have to say, I did nothing, I was given it by a higher power.hehe

April: I want the first photo.lol

Expertise: I've been called many things, but a fucking big tool is a new one on me.LOL

Cheri: The word you're gropping for there is cock, and you were gropping weren't you.lol

Laurel: I'd gladly put it into your inbox any day.lol

Nicole: Indeed, someone had to say it, and I just knew it would be you.lol

Ezzy: Actually, if I stand over the keyboard I can type with it.lol

Outsider: If you leave now, you'll miss all the action.lol

KillerMuffin: Just don't throw one this way, I'm delicate.lol

Naked Hunny: Are you trying to say all mine there NH.lol

Eve: No, but I'm swinging into America in January.lol

RisiaSkye: Trust me, I'd know what to do with it.lol

Thanks Guys/gals that was fun.

Carl.

 

[Gaucho]

Just one question, Carl. Does that thing come with a truss?

 

[Carl East]

No, just a back support.lol

Carl.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Do us a favour carl.... how thick is it... I mean it seems about 8" by 3" but looks can be decieving.

Only an Aussie would say nice cock! Ahhh Australia... land of the free...

Da chef

 

[Carl East]

To be honest Chef, I've never measured it around, but the length is 9" (Carl takes a bow then leaves)lol

Carl.

 

[Cheyenne]

So, go measure! Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Alyrahh]

9"?? I'm thinking I'd probably run away from it like hell...or maybe I'd run like hell toward it!

 

[Nicole]

To be honest Chef, I've never measured it around, but the length is 9" (Carl takes a bow then leaves)lol

Carl.

Takes a bow ... then falls to floor.

That's the only problem with something that big, right Carl???

Yep Australia ... the only place where you would get away with something like that. Gotta love it.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You want to know the worst bit about that pic... I thought doesn't look that big to me... and then realized why.

Mines that big it just has forgotten who to get that big due to large helpings of no sex at all.

Carl do you find that yours gets the women in or what?

Da chef

 

[Carl East]

So, go measure! Inquiring minds want to know.

Just for you Cheyenne, I went and did the deed 9" by 51/2"

Carl.