A quiz to find that special someone

[Rooftop_Observations]

You have read at least one novel in the last month. +2 points

That novel was twilight, or 50 shades, or anything with a shirtless vampire on the cover. -5 points

You could run a 5k without passing out. +5 points

You still get drunk so much you pass out. -3 points.

You are currently drunk and find this quiz horribly confusing. -Q points

You can hold your own in a game of scrabble. +4 points

You can hold someone else in a game of scrabble. +8 points (mmm, scrabble spooning is so sexy)

You confuse your and you're. -4 points

You watched last night's debate. -2 points

You watched last nights debate and thought to yourself, "we're fucked either way." +7 points

You could be talked into going topless at a nude beach. +10 points

You could be talked into going topless at a bar mitzvah. -11 points

You have a slightly nerdy side hidden beneath a normal exterior. +6 points

You have a slightly stalkerish side hidden beneath a sane exterior. -5 points

You will forgive me when I confess that in high school my friends and I briefly formed an electronica band named "Audible Queef"...the band lasted two days. +3 points

You have a few kinky secret turn ons and you at least in part come to lit to find an open minded guy to get to know. +2 points per kink, limit of +12 points (hey, I'm not looking for crazy here).

Please contact me if you ended +5 or higher. Or contact me anyway...I am obviously very bored.

38, male, West coast, don't take myself too seriously but value meaningful conversation.

Other likes: wordyness, wry smiles, brunettes, outdoorsy types, outwardly plain but inwardly kinky types, and of course.
...cute boobs.

Other dislikes: lethargy, poor grammar, conceited personalities, people from Delaware, foodies, hipsters, and anyone who has ever uttered the phrase "need my morning starbucks."

Happy Thursday, lit folk!

 

[Tiamo15]

I just had to respond to this quirky quiz! I scored over a 40.

 

[julybaby04]

Who doesn't love a quiz...even if it is simply to do a quiz? Score of 20.

 

[NoJo]

What a shame you're a guy. If you weren't I'd have a crush on you. BTW I scored really high, except the Bar Mitzvah let me down a little.

 

[Hypoxia]

I cheated to get down into negative territory.

 

[KimGordon67]

32 ... I'm very unfit and drink a fair bit, which really knocked my score down. But at my age, I'm OK with both those things. (Actually, I've always been OK with both those things - they just get a little more justifiable as you get older.)

 

[spunkyE]

Hmmmm I got a 25. Out of curiosity what's wrong with people in Delaware. Is it bad? Should we all dislike them? Hope I am not missing out on anything. Lol. I don't think I have ever disliked a whole state. City maybe. Lol

What constitutes cute books? Looks down. How do I know if my books are cute. Things a lady needs to know!

Obviously I am also very bored on this rainy Friday Burgh morning.

Awesome post!

 

[Rooftop_Observations]

Only somebody from Delaware would ask that question...

But seriously, many thanks for the kind words. If I make a few people chuckle, I am a happy camper.

 

[Tiamo15]

Only somebody from Delaware would ask that question...

But seriously, many thanks for the kind words. If I make a few people chuckle, I am a happy camper.

This board needs you to post more. Especially with your personality. People will be more compelled to get to know you if they see you interacting around the boards.

 

[Rooftop_Observations]

I would hate to lose my mystique though. Remember what George Costanza said. "Always leave them wanting more." And just look at how well he did with the ladyfolk.

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

I would hate to lose my mystique though. Remember what George Costanza said. "Always leave them wanting more." And just look at how well he did with the ladyfolk.

He's been off television for like 100 years, and I still can only get off to him.

 

[MattWolf]

I scored 44... but I'm a guy, so I guess that is -44.

 

[beachbaby179]

I scored 40. But I've driven through Delaware enough so that you can probably smell it on me... slinks away ...

 

[LonelyLittleRed]

Yeah!!! I got a 54 , for once I score really high on a pop quiz.

 

[ears1980]

Yeah!!! I got a 54 , for once I score really high on a pop quiz.

54??! PM me -!

I thought I did well for 34...

 

[jezzilee]

You have read at least one novel in the last month. +2 points

That novel was twilight, or 50 shades, or anything with a shirtless vampire on the cover. -5 points

You could run a 5k without passing out. +5 points

You still get drunk so much you pass out. -3 points.

You are currently drunk and find this quiz horribly confusing. -Q points

You can hold your own in a game of scrabble. +4 points

You can hold someone else in a game of scrabble. +8 points (mmm, scrabble spooning is so sexy)

You confuse your and you're. -4 points

You watched last night's debate. -2 points

You watched last nights debate and thought to yourself, "we're fucked either way." +7 points

You could be talked into going topless at a nude beach. +10 points

You could be talked into going topless at a bar mitzvah. -11 points

You have a slightly nerdy side hidden beneath a normal exterior. +6 points

You have a slightly stalkerish side hidden beneath a sane exterior. -5 points

You will forgive me when I confess that in high school my friends and I briefly formed an electronica band named "Audible Queef"...the band lasted two days. +3 points

You have a few kinky secret turn ons and you at least in part come to lit to find an open minded guy to get to know. +2 points per kink, limit of +12 points (hey, I'm not looking for crazy here).

Please contact me if you ended +5 or higher. Or contact me anyway...I am obviously very bored.

33, male, West coast, don't take myself too seriously but value meaningful conversation.

Other likes: wordyness, wry smiles, brunettes, outdoorsy types, outwardly plain but inwardly kinky types, and of course.
...cute boobs.

Other dislikes: lethargy, poor grammar, conceited personalities, people from Delaware, foodies, hipsters, and anyone who has ever uttered the phrase "need my morning starbucks."

Happy Thursday, lit folk!

It is Saturday. You should edit this every day so newcomers to your thread will know that you are taking it (and yourself) extremely seriously. I mean, I saw the Happy Thursday and immediately deleted my 48 points due to a penalty for being late. Takes my zero and heads back to the GB

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Well I ended up with a 36, but since I'm not a brunette, I guess I'll give my points to one of them. Good luck

 

[Littletoo]

Okay, okay, I'll give this a try, sort of like a dot in the shark, you
know how it is.

> You have read at least one novel in the last month. +2 points

"Memory Keeper's Daughter"

> That novel was twilight, or 50 shades, or anything with a shirtless vampire on the cover. -5 >

points

Shades? Shitless Vampire? You're kidding, right?

> You could run a 5k without passing out. +5 points

BTDT. I'm a dancer, not a runner, but I'm in excellent physical
condition. It was a charity run for the Homeless Shelter.

> You still get drunk so much you pass out. -3 points.

Mmm, not since that time I woke up in the back seat of this Toyota
at 3am at these apartments I don't live at. What kind of a guy goes
off and leaves an unconscious girl in his car? My friends say I have
poor taste in men, but the men I go with taste just fine to me.

> You are currently drunk and find this quiz horribly confusing. -Q points

No, I had a couple of whiskeys with Erin's dad, but I'm not (hiccup)
NEARLY as think as (hiccup) you DRUNK I am! If I were Good at Math I
could solve this post for "-Q." That's actually Godel's formula,
isn't it? Qn?

> You can hold your own in a game of scrabble. +4 points

Hold my own what? (blush) Oh, wait.. yes, when I was in France I
even played in FRENCH.

> You can hold someone else in a game of scrabble. +8 points (mmm, scrabble spooning is so sexy)

Yes. Ask my ex.

> You confuse your and you're. -4 points

Former grammar nerd, I know the diff between their, there, and they're.
I know what an aostrophe is, and when NOT to use one. And I never
confuse your and you're, and I never use a preposition to end a sentence
with. Ooops...

I did get a ticket from the Grammar Police for Failing to Come to a
Complete Stop at the End of a Sentence, but it's just the way I talk.
My Elglish teacher was like, "Write like you talk!" and *I* was like,
"write AS you talk."

> You watched last night's debate. -2 points

Just gag me before I hurl, will ya?

> You watched last nights debate and thought to yourself, "we're fucked either way." +7 points

I have dual citizenship, I'm moving to France to work for my dad.

> You could be talked into going topless at a nude beach. +10 points

BTDT, with Stefan, at La Residence in St. Tropez last summer. We went
from Nice to St. Tropez (about 100k) on his bike in like, 40 minutes.
They sre STILL picking up strands of my hair along the autobahn. I'll
never forget walking into the Residence lobby with wind-frizz hair, in
mirror shades, bike helmet in one hand, grungy backpack in the other.
I was in jeans and this HUGE leather road coat that mercifully hid
everything. It should of bothered me that they all knew Stefan by name.
But hey, I knew he was married, kinda sorta, and he's rich, and Italian.
What do you expect?

Anyway, it was a private beach for the hotel. I was self-conscious for
thirty seconds.

> You could be talked into going topless at a bar mitzvah. -11 points
!"

Actually BEEN to a B.M. with my best friend, who is Jewish. But we were
both Properly Attired.

> You have a slightly nerdy side hidden beneath a normal exterior. +6 points

There is nothing the slightest bit slightly about my nerdy side, I teach
classical ballet and dance when I can. I have an MFA in Dance Performance
and an MBA in Fine Arts Management. I'm an expert in Labanotation, which
is as nerdy as classical dance ever gets. The "normal exterior" thing: It
isn't p.c. to say "normal." It's hate speech. To say that something is
"normal" is to imply that there is, or might be, an ABnormal something.
Better all to be perverts together.

Me? No ink or steel. But that makes ME abnormal these daze, doesn't it?

> You have a slightly stalkerish side hidden beneath a sane exterior. -5 points

I was going to stalk this guy who took my cherry when I was [censored]
and then dumped me, but I was like,"Hey! Jamie! This is STUPID!" so I didn't.
I met a guy on here who was stalking ME. He kept hanging out by the ballet
classroom until one of the gay guys thought he was cruising and tapped him.
Then I didn't see him any more.

> You will forgive me when I confess that in high school my friends and I briefly formed an >

electronica band named "Audible Queef"...the band lasted two days. +3 points

Well, you will forgive me when I confess I have this sort of secret groupie
fetish, I mean I knew this Kurt Cobain type in High School, you know, like,
"I'll KILL myself if you don't listen to my song." I was like, "Okay. Go
ahead and jump!" but I didn't SAY that to him. I listened to his song, but
I DIDN'T become one of the notches on his guitar. It was a close thing. I
felt sorry for him.

You have a few kinky secret turn ons and you at least in part come to lit to find an open minded

guy to get to know. +2 points per kink, limit of +12 points (hey, I'm not looking for crazy

here).

Okay, I'm a girl, I'm Not Good at Math, but that sounds like only six
kinks... so many kinks, so little time. But I'm not crazy, I have a LETTER,
from a DOCTOR, which says I'm not crazy. Well, okay, it doesn't exactly SAY
that, it says I'm no crazier than all the OTHER loonheads out there, at least
not a LOT more. Okay, okay, I'm not a danger to myself or Others. Not TOO
much of a danger, anyway. Besides, the insurance ran out.

I am a little shy about my kinks. Like, I was trying to open up to this
guy at Stroboli's, before they got closed for serving alcohol to minors,
which I was at the time. I was hemming and hawing and then the waiter came
by. My backpack tumped over and my handcuffs fell out. After that, it was
easy.

> Please contact me if you ended +5 or higher. Or contact me anyway...I am obviously very bored.

Okay, like I said, I'm Not Good at Math. I was adding up my score and
I ran out of fingers, so YOU'LL have to do it. Let me know if I pass.

> 33, male, West coast, don't take myself too seriously but value meaningful conversation.

Post college age, female, Texas (but I am NOT a COWgirl, I was born in
Chicago. I havefound it hard (blush), um, I mean DIFFICULT, to have a
meaningful conversation with a cock in my mouth, but I do try.

> Other likes: wordyness, wry smiles, brunettes, outdoorsy types, outwardly plain but inwardly >

kinky types, and of course.
> ...cute boobs.

Me? All she wants to do is dance, dance, dance. When I was at Scared Heart
Sister Grace told me if I masturbated, I'd go blond. Just one look, and
you'll realize that I'm not a brunette. I've been doing it since I was
[censored] The cute boobs thing, I'm a 30A, I get my underwear in the Junior
section at Penny's. It's not that I have a "young" fetish. The clothes just
FIT me better.

The wordiness thing? People are always complaining I write a thousand words
when a "yes" or "no" would do. I'm like, "I just want to be clear!" and
they're like, "Just LOOK good, Jamie! Don't NEED to be clear!

> Other dislikes: lethargy, poor grammar, conceited personalities, people from Delaware, > >

foodies, hipsters, and anyone who has ever uttered the phrase "need my morning starbucks."

Not a foodie, mom ws a drunk and we were on food stamps and the school
lunch program, which was so healthy I almost STARVED. I had to supplement
my nutrition by dumpster diving, which I got quite good at. I was amazed:
Even in the Projects where I lived, people threw out enough food for me
to get by on. Later on, I began taking the bus to Restaurant Row and my
nutrition improved. Never ever been to Starbuck's. Oh well this one time
I was in the mall trying to like, ditch this guy, and I went IN to a
Starbuck's, but I had thirty-two cents in nickles and pennies, so I didn't
get anything.

> Happy Thursday, lit folk!

Yeah, well, it's Friday here. The Next Voice you Hear...

Love,

Jamie

 

[RacyWilde]

44 - only because I'm not American. If I was I would have scored 51

wordyness - oops, yes

wry smiles - hm, more teasing smirks, really

brunettes - yes, if natural

outdoorsy types - hell, yes! I'm a fatbike junkie.

outwardly plain - (um, I hope not )

inwardly kinky types - oh gosh, if you only knew

...cute boobs - well, that's for you to judge

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

41...
Not too shabby...
But then again, I'm a good test taker.

 

[spunkyE]

Only somebody from Delaware would ask that question...

But seriously, many thanks for the kind words. If I make a few people chuckle, I am a happy camper.

nope I'm from PA. Western Pa. no where close to Delaware. guess I've been under a rock about other states..............lol

 

[LadyJS]

28

But I also suck at counting

 

[Runnerwrites]

I scored 35.

 

[Interested_Girl]

30 something. I can read. I can't count.

 

[Rooftop_Observations]

Who knew this site was such a gold mine of potential connections? I thank each and every one of you for your responses.

Right now I am feeling a bit like Roberto Benigni at the 1999 Academy Awards, but I will do my utmost to reach out to everyone...except for the one or two of you who wrote grandly intimidating messages that had me peeing my pants.