A quick joke I just copied from a porn site...

[p_p_man]

JOKE OF THE DAY

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much. The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks 'why, is your dick in that much pain?', 'no', says the guy, 'it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!'



ppman

 

[Cibo]

Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouth and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.


After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.


"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"


"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."


"He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!"


"You did," his wife replied. "And he fired you."


"Well, fuck him!" said Bob.


"I did. You're back to work on Monday."

 

[p_p_man]

"He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!"


"You did," his wife replied. "And he fired you."


"Well, fuck him!" said Bob.


"I did. You're back to work on Monday."

LOL



ppman

 

[InnocentAngel81]

thanks for making me smile

 

[EarthWind]

Cibo!!

So funny! lol



and.. wanted to tell you I luv your av.. (the blue guy)