A Question for the Gents

[Tom Collins]

As many of you know, I don't have any junk myself, so I'm going to have to go to those amoung us who're not testicularly challenged. It's a simple question, I think.

How many of you fellows here have ever accidentally sat on your nuts? You know, like, yer struttin' around the house while no one else is home, lovin' the freedom of your own nakedness and whatnot, plop down on the sofa and *squish*...*SCREAM*

Seriously, don't lie. This has to have happened to at least a few of you. I mean it can't not have happened before, considering the way some of the luggage you fellas are toting around dangles and flops. And I'm not trying to be insulting, guys. We all know that plenty of tits do the exact same thing. Where do you suppose the phrase, "tit caught in a wringer", came from?

I just wanna know how common an occurrence it is.

 

[Guest]

I mean it can't not have happened before, considering the way some of the luggage you fellas are toting around dangles and flops.

BWAH!

Can I just hang around and read the replies?

 

[Trombonus]

I'll bite the bullet. Yeah I've done it. Sometimes I just move awkwardly when I'm sitting and they get bumped. Other times they're just in a bad place. Hasn't happened to me while I was naked though.

 

[SeaCat]

Usualy happens when I grab the odd pair of Tighty Whiteys. Then things get crunched. Not a happy time.

(Why oh why does this always happen when I'm driving?)

Cat

 

[Tom Collins]

I mean it can't not have happened before, considering the way some of the luggage you fellas are toting around dangles and flops.

BWAH!

Can I just hang around and read the replies?

Of course you're welcome, m'dear sarahh.

 

[Tom Collins]

Usualy happens when I grab the odd pair of Tighty Whiteys. Then things get crunched. Not a happy time.

(Why oh why does this always happen when I'm driving?)

Cat

It happens then for the same reason the arch of your throttle foot will aquire that painfully burning itch that drives you to the edge of madness only when it's completely impossible for you to get to it.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I very rarely sit on them - they don't stretch around to where you'd actually sit on them with your butt. When it happens, it's more that they get squeezed in a fold of pants or underwear. Yup, that hurts. Or when you sit up and roll forward, and the bottom of your scrotum is caught under your thigh. That hurts too, quite a lot.

 

[Guest]

Those who go cammando or wear boxers are more likely/more often to sit on their nuts. . . just sayin' from experience.

 

[Tom Collins]

Lookit these guys...they ought'a be sitting on those babies daily.

 

[only_more_so]

Never sat on them, but I have squished them between my thighs. One hangs lower than the other to avoid just that sort of thing, but sometimes they get aligned and... ouch.

There is a reason guys sit with their legs so far apart.

 

[Tom Collins]

How about when you're walking around...do they ever kinda slip back and get scissored by your thighs?

Believe it or not, this is actually research, not just idle curiosity. Honest.

 

[elsol]

*burp*

Toilet sitting.

Only time it ever happened to me.

 

[TE999]

I believe Jenny J. refers to our 'stuff' as 'dangly bits'.

I'm suprised she hasn't shown up already. This thread should attract her like a can of coke draws a yellow jacket.

Yeh, I've sat on mine on occasion. Mostly on the weight bench and stadium seats. Boxers don't do nothin for Big Tim and the Twins, tighty whities are the way to go support wise.

Is this thread goin' anywhere or is it Embarrass the Male Sex Week?

Of course we don't have to post here do we?

C'mon guys, where's your cojones? Post somethin'.

 

[Huckleman2000]

How about when you're walking around...do they ever kinda slip back and get scissored by your thighs?

Believe it or not, this is actually research, not just idle curiosity. Honest.

If you're running naked, yes. Things get flopping all over the place unless something's holding them down a bit. In clothes, it can happen too. That's why you see guys adjusting themselves. Especially guys with big thighs.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Short story. I handled the workers comp for a manufacturing company a few years ago. These guys never had an accident until some moron plopped down on the pot in the men's room and got his nuts caught between the seat and the bowl. He was on disability for weeks.

Love this thread

 

[cumallday]

It rarely happens to me. The more so while driving as mentioned above. If my ballsack is squeezed while in a seated position it is most likely due to my girlfriend sitting in my lap.

 

[rgraham666]

Once. The first and only time I wore boxers.

Sat down, one nut ended up under one thigh, I stood up again very quickly.

A most unpleasant experience.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

A couple physiological facts of life.

1) As men get older, there is often an increase in the dangle.

2) For reproductive reasons, the sack adjusts to the external temperature. When walking around or swimming in the nude, cool air/water can cause it to be relatively tight against the body. Warmth has the reverse effect.

To answer your question: it has never happened to me, yet.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[deathlynx]

No, never happened to me either...The pinch has happened (thighs clothing, etc) but never even came close to sitting on 'em...they simply don't hand far enough...

HOWEVER...if I'm sitting, or lying, just wrong they don't get squished...instead, they shoot way back up into my abdomen and hurt like hell untill I can pop them back down...

Since you're (I'm assuming) researching men and comfort, I'd like to pose a question for the fellow gents that might be helpful to the female authors...

When you get really hard, what angle is it at?

The biggest reason I ask is because when I'm truly fully erect I'm at about a 90 degree angle with very little play...pushing it down is difficult but possible, forcing it up on the other hand hurts almost as much as getting kicked in the afformentioned nuts...Yet I keep reading novels where guys go hard and it's flat against their stomach...

 

[Vermilion]

No, never happened to me either...The pinch has happened (thighs clothing, etc) but never even came close to sitting on 'em...they simply don't hand far enough...

HOWEVER...if I'm sitting, or lying, just wrong they don't get squished...instead, they shoot way back up into my abdomen and hurt like hell untill I can pop them back down...

Since you're (I'm assuming) researching men and comfort, I'd like to pose a question for the fellow gents that might be helpful to the female authors...

When you get really hard, what angle is it at?

The biggest reason I ask is because when I'm truly fully erect I'm at about a 90 degree angle with very little play...pushing it down is difficult but possible, forcing it up on the other hand hurts almost as much as getting kicked in the afformentioned nuts...Yet I keep reading novels where guys go hard and it's flat against their stomach...

*lurks*


ps- Deathlynx - I've had boyfriends who, when hard, their dick *is* up against their stomach and pushing it the other way too far would kill them with pain. Every dick is a little miracle of individuality

 

[deathlynx]

ps- Deathlynx - I've had boyfriends who, when hard, their dick *is* up against their stomach and pushing it the other way too far would kill them with pain. Every dick is a little miracle of individuality

Well, that's why I've set forth that question ...most of the guys I've known have been more or less perpendicular, although with any number of kinks or turns in them...

Just seeing what guys around here think...

 

[S-Des]

No, never happened to me either...The pinch has happened (thighs clothing, etc) but never even came close to sitting on 'em...they simply don't hand far enough...

HOWEVER...if I'm sitting, or lying, just wrong they don't get squished...instead, they shoot way back up into my abdomen and hurt like hell untill I can pop them back down...

Since you're (I'm assuming) researching men and comfort, I'd like to pose a question for the fellow gents that might be helpful to the female authors...

When you get really hard, what angle is it at?

The biggest reason I ask is because when I'm truly fully erect I'm at about a 90 degree angle with very little play...pushing it down is difficult but possible, forcing it up on the other hand hurts almost as much as getting kicked in the afformentioned nuts...Yet I keep reading novels where guys go hard and it's flat against their stomach...

That would be me. I'm pretty much straight up when erect. Pushing it down more than halfway would be seriously painful, and I worry it could be potentially damaging.

I've never caught them under my thigh, but have sat down with my legs close together and gotten them caught against my jeans (ouch...ouch...ouch). I've also sat down too quickly and had them impact the chair (or whatever), causing serious pain. The most I get hurt...almost every time I'm tearing down after a show, I'm wrapping cables and one will invariably flip around too quickly and smack me right in the giblets. It's never hard enough to be really bad, kind of like that game some guys play where they try to slap their buddies in the nuts (a game I have NEVER participated in, I want to make clear ).

 

[deathlynx]

Strangely enough, while hitting me there certainly hurts a LOT, it's nowhere near enough to incapacitate me...In fact it tends to kick in anger responce; adrenalin and whatnot...

 

[impressive]

sss: Can I just hang around and read the replies?

No pun intended, right? *grin*

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[Guest]

Tom...
don't know if jenny says it too but i refer to men's twig and berries as dangly bits and always have.
oh and the skin on your elbow...this is the weenus. it looks very similar to testicular skin. no, really, go look.


The idiom--TITS/TIT IN A WRINGER -- This expression is notable because it is what Nixon Attorney General John Mitchell said regarding Katharine Graham, The Washington Post publisher, regarding reported of the Watergate story. A wringer is a device on an old-fashioned washer that is used to wring water out of clothes. "The most famous incident of her dry imperturbability was when Carl Bernstein was asking Nixon's attorney-general John Mitchell whether he had control of the funds that financed the Watergate break-in. Mitchell informed Bernstein that, 'All that crap, it's all been denied. If you print that, Katie Graham will get her [obscenity deleted] caught in a wringer.' (Ben) Bradlee ran the quote in full in the paper, with the sole omission of the part of Graham's anatomy that was destined to be entangled. The next day, Mrs. Graham walked up to Bernstein's desk and asked, 'Carl, do you have any more messages for me?'

the above excerpt taken from idioms.com