A question for Roger Simian ???

[Nicole]

Was I right ???

Is it Gingersnap???

Is the mystery Woman Gingersnap???

 

[Guest]

Hmnnnnnnn. Interesting, Miss Nicole. How do I make my smilee raise a mysterious eyebrow?

If you tell me how you came to your conclusion I'll give the answer.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh rog lower your mysterious eyebrow .. it's not becoming on you dear ..

k when i was in the Scottish store that only sells Scottish things (Saturday Night Live) ..

both Mike Myers and Ginger said to me:

"If it's not Scottish, it's crap" ...

so i too got suspicious

 

[Nicole]

Well actually Roger, I have to give the credit to someone else there.

They take note's of pretty much everything that goes on, and they picked it up when you said something about "Your wolf girl" or something like that.

Then they noticed her Signature, which changed shortly after you said that to "you can't fall down the stairs twice the same way" when it used to say something about howling at the moon, or something like that.

So there you have it. Were they right???

 

[Guest]

Oh, now you're being all secretive, Nic. Just who is this mysterious friend who notices everything?

Bella, that's strange. The Scottish branch of that store is called: If It's Not Canadian It's Crap Eh?

 

[Hecate]

Thanks Nicole!!!!

I hope you are right - and till proven different I'll just stick with your thought... it was really starting to bug me that I didn't have a clue *s*

... and ROGER!!!! you should at least have told me or Merelan so we could have added the right name to the door of our happy family home

 

[Nicole]

Oh, now you're being all secretive, Nic. Just who is this mysterious friend who notices everything?

Bella, that's strange. The Scottish branch of that store is called: If It's Not Canadian It's Crap Eh?

Oh come on Roger you gorgeous man you, Me being secretive??? Never, you know me better than that.

I know I'm right, because your holding back from answering babe

You tell me and I'll tell you !!!!

 

[Deborah]

Ya know, Gingersnap did admit over on the "Beasty" thread on the "How To ..." forum she had Roger the Scotsquatch's baby. And here I thought she was just funning.

 

[Gingersnap]

Naaaa I was just trolling for child support money. I thought he might spring for a crib but you know what they say about the scots....Although I do have to admit that the big hairy animal was a hunk of burning love....

 

[Guest]

Wasn't that light at red, honey?

Hahahahaha. Ok, I'll 'fess up.

Yes, Nicole - you're right. It's true. That Baddass Gingershnapps girl has put a spell on me. She broke into my heart, hotwired my libido and stuck the pedal to the metal. SHIT that lady drives fast!!!

But that's ok 'cause we got a luv thang goin', babeee. just think of us as kinda like a modern-day Bonnie 'n' Clyde.

Only - without the sub-machine guns.

So, well done, Nikki. You win an all expenses paid round-trip for two from the General Board to Story Ideas and back again.

Sorry, Mistress H. I should've told you sooner. I've been sneaking Gingah in through the bedroom window for weeks now. Please don't punish us too harshly.

 

[Hecate]

Ohhhh !!!! Rogaaaa nad Gingaaaa ...

.. what should I say???? Sneaking in and out of the bedroom window??? Now let me think .. what would a good punishment be??

*thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*

OK!!! Now the sentance will be ... a 4 weeks detention to your room ! (I hope this is the word and I just can't be bothered looking it up)... uhhhmmm wait - how come I think this isn't a very good punishment??

*happy hug for the two of you*

 

[Nicole]

Congrats Roger and Gingersnap.

Now no backing out for me either.

The person that figured it all out was ..... Havocman.

He pretty much figured it out from signature lines, but he is one that watches, when you think it's safe he is lurking (LOL)

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Would you prefer an island or a toaster?

Congrats Rog and Ginger!

well ... I sent an urgent memo to Prime Minister Chandler Bing today requesting permission for the Canadians to give you two love birds a gift of one of the Baffin Islands.

.. either that or i am going to go back to the Scottish Store cause Mike Myers told me he could give me a good deal on a toaster for you.

oh btw Rog .. could i trouble you please to check in at the "If It's Not Canadian, It's Crap, Eh?" store .. i want to do some price comparisons on beaver tails.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

This reminds me of a theatre company I was in that produced more marriages than actual plays. Congrats on whatever cool thing you've got going on.

 

[Lasher]

Ummmm.....

Has anyone heard what Rachel thinks of this?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... oh i almost forgot dear ..

rog could you also check the delete bins in the "If It's Not Canadian, It's Crap, Eh?" store for Celine Dion cds please.

.. you know Rachel turned me on to her music big time .. and now i can't seem to get enough Celine lol

 

[Expertise]

Roger

re. Isabella Thorne, Minister of Foreign And Illicit Affairs, Gift Request

First off congrats. Baffin Island is a no go, new diamond finds there you know. However, after taking that personality test the other day I have discovered that I am a Field Marshall and have a burning desire to invade something. Therefore I am planning to seize St.Pierre and Miquelon then offer it to you and your lady fair as a gift.
Sure France will be pissed, but when aren't the french pissed about something.

Again congratulations.

Chandler Bing (aka Expertise)
Primeminister of Canada

*Isabella to the landing craft my dear*

 

[Flagg]

What exactly does this all mean? Have you met each other or something? I find it terribly confusing when the boundaries between cyberville and real life are blurred.

Well done for whatever you are doing.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I need the weekend off Sir

My Dear Prime Minister Bing:

I will gladly assist you in your journey and in your quest to secure the French islands, sir, but I must humbly ask for this weekend off.

You see, as Jennifer Anniston, I need the time off the marry Brad Pitt.

I trust this meets with your approval and thank you for your consideration.

Yours truly,
jennifer anniston, aka isabella xx

 

[Expertise]

Brad, Brad, Brad

Fuuuuucccccckkkkkk!

I didn't particularly like that damned pretty boy anyway and now the prick is screwin' up my plans.

The things I do for you Isabella.

OK! EVERYBODY OUTTA THE BOATS...!

 

[Guest]

Oh, hello there. Is there some kind of party going on? We were just in our room... uhm... doing our tax returns. Exhausting business. Phew! Poor Gingah's had to go for a bit of a lie down.

Mistress H - we know we done wrong and we solemnly accept our punishment. Grounded together for 4 weeks. It's going to be tough but I'm sure we'll get through it somehow.

Nicole - good to see you have The Defender on your team. He sees EVERYTHING. I heard he has a head that swivels 365 degrees like an owl.

Dear Jennifer & Bing - thanyou very much for the islands. You know, a bottle of wine would've been enough. So, are we going to have to speak in French from now on? Le chien dans le fenetre, c'est combien?

Dixon - MARRIAGE? MARRIAGE? Who said anything about MARRIAGE? 31's a little young to be thinking about MARRIAGE, don't you think? I'm still only a youngster, don't you know?

Lashah - Rachel who? I think you must be confusing me with somebody else, my legendary friend.

Yes, Flagg - it is all terribly confusing. Miss Snap and I know each other very well but not yet in the Biblical sense - despite the various tabloid reports concerning mysterious pregnancies and the welfare of our ape-like offspring. We have explored the various possibilities offered us by e-mail, instant messanger, the Literotica BB, snail mail and Transatlantic telecommunications but are still awaiting Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Gingersnap has promised that when she flies over, she'll bring your dear friend Deborah to come visit you for a month or so. Debz is fine so long as you don't play about with her arsenal.

 

[Rachel Picabia]

This thing has my blessing but if any of my cool new underwear starts going missing there'll be WAR!

Isabella, dear. When I said Celine Dion looks like a horse and sings like an injured pig that wasn't supposed to be a recommendation.

 

[Expertise]

You are very welcome Roger.

For now you will have to "parle le langue" as the locals have bastardized it. We do plan on torturing/educating them by forcing them to watch endless Springer re-runs. The desire being to force them in to submission and teach them pseudo-english.

They are considered French Nationals (for now ...hee,hee,hee) but to quote your esteemed countryman Grounds Keeper Willie "We'll soon teach the cheese eatin' surrender monkeys a wee bit of a lesson"

Enjoy them...soon. They are quite pleasant in the summer (cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey in the winter)

 

[Gingersnap]

Roger has been teaching me scottish. I recently passed the test of saying locccchhhhh instead of loch. I am now on my way to scothood. I have eaten crrrrriiiiisssssssssssps and found them to be quite excellent. He is a wonderful man with an incredible mind. Witty, creative, talented, sexy, imaginative,funny, sexy, kind, loyal,sexy,honest and did I mention sexy? I think it is plain to see I am his number one fan. THe dude has got it going on and to think we met over a booty call discussion. I think the best part of Roger is that the more I get to know him the more I love and respect him. He is one of the most sincere and unique beings I have met. Racheal is locked in a cave by the sea right now sulking. Neener Neener Neener Racheal.

[Edited by Gingersnap on 07-28-2000 at 04:35 PM]

 

[Xander]

Ginger & Roger. Yet another Lit couple How about that...
Congrats you two Now you do realize we want details right? hehehehe