A Question About Numbers In Titles

[WickedEve]

I have a poem titled sixty seconds. When I first submitted the poem, I submitted it as "60 seconds." I simply like the way it looks. But it was posted by lit as "sixty seconds." I have now tried unsuccessfully 3-4 times to get it changed. My last attempt was to have it changed to 60 SECOND FUCK -- that was the original title before bringing it to lit.

Anyway, does anyone know of any reason why lit may be ignoring this title request? Does it have something to do with numbers? I thought maybe lit no longer allowed poem titles starting with a number, but in the erotic poem section I see one poem that was submitted 2 weeks after mine, and it starts with a number.

I know this is a silly thing to even wonder about. But I'm curious!

 

[RisiaSkye]

I think they no longer post things which start with a number. I submitted a story called "20 Questions with Bunny Love", and the numbers were actually important to it--as it's a parody of Playboy's monthly feature "20 Questions." It was posted as "Twenty Questions..." But, I submitted a poem, "untitled #26," and the number was no problem. So, make of that what you will, I suppose.

How ya been, darlin'? I've barely been here in months.

 

[WickedEve]

Thanks for the explanation. My curiosity is temporarily satisfied. lol
I guess I better forget those other titles I was going to submit: 40 Gays and Nights, and 101 Dick Nations.

It's good to see you on this board. Visit more often!

 

[Elda Furry]

This will make it more difficult for those of us who want to use titles like 6 Inches Between Us, 12 Inch Love Salami, or 69 Is Not My IQ.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Whatever happened to "101 Ways To Fuck My Tight Virgin Ass"?

 

[TheDR4KE]

Maybe they're trying to avoid sneaking to the top of the list alphabetically that way. Try submitting something entitled "A A Aardvark Anal" and see if it gets turned down ;-)

Quack,

the D

 

[RisiaSkye]

Whatever happened to "101 Ways To Fuck My Tight Virgin Ass"?

Discontinued at #35 for want of enough synonyms for ass to rhyme 101 ways.

 

[WickedEve]

I thought it might be fun to submit 1,469,365 1/2 Orgasms Later...

 

[karmadog]

1,469,365 1/2 Orgasms Later...

... My hand fell off.

That's why I type so slow.


Hey what did happen to 101 ways?

That was pretty fun.

 

[WickedEve]

That's right kdog. We were all adding to that. I can't remember which thread it was on.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

101 Ways To Fuck My Tight Virgin Ass

Be kind from behind, Tynde.
Knees up from the front, Hunt.
Way up in the eave, Steve.
Beneath a wood table, Able.

Upon my Mom's quilt, Milt.
In the last pew, Stew.
Under a fall moon, Boone.
Without a last breath, Seth.

Not too slick, Mick.
While ticklin' my nub, Bub.
Climb a big O, Moe.
Shout in the dark, Clark.

Up against a wall, Paul.
Back of your truck, Chuck.
Do it on a bet, Chet.
Take me doggy style, Lyle.

While I do a cartwheel, Bill.
Covered in your goo, Stu.
Up in a tree, Lee.
Leaning over a fence, Vince.

Make me say "Wow", Ciao.
Even on a train, Wayne.
You're in my caboose, Moose.
With green eggs & ham, Sam.

While on my head, Fred.
With my sister, too, Boo.
After a while, Lyle.
At the golf course, Morse.

Upon my surfboard, Cord.
By light of day, May.
On the meter, Peter.
With two on a bike, Mike.

It'll earn you a kudo, JUDO
On the totter-teeter, smithpeter
gently with that log, karmadog
pull on my weave, WickedEve
don't let the lube get dry, RisiaSkye
stir up my behind, Lauren.Hynde
don't tell my mom, writerdom
If sweetwife says, you could, sweetwood
Do it with power, Senna Jawa
Take the "a" not the "t", UP
and set my ass free!

in the place where you sat, Pat
gentle past the rim, Tim
NOT! with your mom, Tom
NOT EVER with your dad, Brad
Use lube, not glue, Sue
while cooling by the fan, Jan
rolling down the hill, Jill
bent over from the back, jack

Use your big knob, Bob
While over a barrel, Carol
It's what you said, Ted
I'm in number two, Sue

Use the tighter port, Mort
Flick my other berry, Terry
While perusing the Ghetty, Betty
Do whatcha do, Blue

That's a close shave, Dave
Now gimme a kiss, Pris
Ass up and rarein', Darren
Bend over and say "Boo!", Choo

And set my ass free!

In a flying plane, Wayne.
Back of the bus, Gus.
Deck of a ship, Kip.
On a speeding train, Blaine.

Sucking on a cherry, Jerry.
Rolling in candy, Andy.
Covered in jam, Sam.
Licking me sweet, Pete.

Just jump on my ass, Cass
Lick on my slit, Brit
Once round the rim, Jim
Just give to me!

I’m on all fours, Bjorg
You makin me squirt, Bert
A little more cock, Rock
And set yourself free

Do you know that I swallow? Paulo
And I’ll be your ho, Joe
Keep pounding that dick, Rick
I’m getting creamy

I’m down with the girls, Pearl
I lick out your hole, Cole
And shove in a fist, Sis
That’s enough for me

I’m starting to shake, Jake
A pussy earthquake, Kate
A helluva day, Faye
But normal for me

Come to my rescue, Fescue.
With either gender, Fender.
My legs're widespread, Ted.
Get buried in me.

You're stuck in my tail, Dale.
Stuff a hot second hole, Cole.
Apply a lotta lube, Rube.
And pump away free.

Pull offa my skirt, Bert.
One side with that thong, Dong.
Spread open your buns, Nuns.
And pray for relief.

I'm breathin' too hard, Pard.
Been shakin' my knees, Dees.
My mind's just gone blank, Hank
I'm cummin' outloud.

And now for the last, Hon.
Make with the jive, Clive.
A hundred and one, we're done.
I'm ridin, you drive.

 

[WickedEve]

It figures Lauren would find this. She knows where everything is! lol
Judo, are you going to submit this?
You could call it:
A list: 101 Ways

 

[Lauren Hynde]

It figures Lauren would find this. She knows where everything is! lol
Judo, are you going to submit this?
You could call it:
A list: 101 Ways

Are you kidding? this is the same thread that produced classics of contemporary poetry like

Open for business

He knelt, cowing before her prickly
And with hands determined
He spread those cheeks
As she stirred the suds softly

With a flair and a swing
She dipped, the white and hard
Bristles to capture the bubbles
To cleanse the interior

With a sigh (from her)
And a scream (from him)
The brush it entered
To the rim

He howled, she laughed
But all was well
Since the brush it cleaned
And made him ready for sale

This asshole is open for business
She whispered sweetly
After the hot brushing with the bottle brush


Sweetwood's Dripping Pipe

I have my hands on Sweetwood's pipe.
It's been dripping since the big burst.
Down on my knees,
I screw it and bang it.
Down on my knees,
I sweat and swear.
Hey Sweetwood,
you checking out my ass crack?
I screw and bang some more.
Sweetwood's pipe keeps on dripping.


Drowned

Haunting wet words
over sex towels
the Goddess
of Wet Pussy
drowned


fevered pussy

Drowned
on enhancing drugs
she carted the
fevered pussy
home to write


My Hot Wet Tight Pussy

hot heavy breath,
sweet fragrance
engulfs your senses
as you selfishly
inhale my warmth
and pant deep inside
my steamy
smouldering expectation

wet slippery lips,
liquid pleasure
for your slurping
as you slowly
slide inside me
and gently sip
my gliding dampness,
lick my dripping juice.

tightly gripping
willing prey
for you to tame
or tear apart
shove it up all the way
bang me rough
stretch my being,
hammer me 'til I cum.


smouldering expectation

dripping pipes
smouldering pussies
and red asses
need good towels
indeed


and


He carted me off to bed last night

He carted me off to bed last night
Giggling all the way

His pipe was dripping
My pussy was hot
And he threw the towel aside

Chanting a mantra
To his Goddess
(That’s me)
He pushed me onto the bed

Hotter and hotter
My pussy became
As his pipe dipped deeper and deeper

It started to burst
And started to flood
Oh my
What a mess we made

In the dark
We got sticky
No tissues at hand

So we slept in a puddle
Last night

 

[WickedEve]

Lauren, I couldn't remember where it was! I'm a lot older than you are. My mind isn't as sharp as your young one. lol
I forgot about Sweetwood's dripping pipe. Hey, sweetwood, would you mind if I submitted a poem with your name in the title? Or would you prefer to keep your dripping problem private?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I have a poem titled I have now tried unsuccessfully 3-4 times to get it changed. My last attempt was to have it changed to 60 SECOND FUCK -- that was the original title before bringing it to lit.

What do I have to do to change the title of a poem? Just curious...

 

[WickedEve]

Just submit your poem again, with "edit" added to the title. In the notes section you can put the new title.

 

[KillerMuffin]

A lot of people use numbers, tildes, and assorted things to put their story or poem at the top of the page so it's the first one opened. Stories rotate now, but I don't think they've got the poems bugs worked out all the way yet.

If you want your titles to start with a number and you have a reason for that, stick it in your notes field and see if she goes for it. My story started with a 3 and swapped to Three. When I asked her why, she said that she wants to remove numbers.

Click here:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/stories_by_category.php?category=17&page=1

You'll note at the top there is an alphabetical navigation bar. There's no numbers.

 

[WickedEve]

A lot of people use numbers, tildes, and assorted things to put their story or poem at the top of the page so it's the first one opened. Stories rotate now, but I don't think they've got the poems bugs worked out all the way yet.

If you want your titles to start with a number and you have a reason for that, stick it in your notes field and see if she goes for it. My story started with a 3 and swapped to Three. When I asked her why, she said that she wants to remove numbers.

Click here:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/stories_by_category.php?category=17&page=1

You'll note at the top there is an alphabetical navigation bar. There's no numbers.

I just liked the way "60" looked in my title. I have a slew of poems that start with S and W, and I have no poems staring with numbers. So in my case it wasn't to get near the top. I even tried to submit "a 60 second fuck" so that it didn't start with a number. I explained that in notes, but the 60 stayed sixty. lol

 

[Rybka]

Titles

They won't do color, centering, nor most puctuation in titles.

For examle; my poem: I .

pronounced "I red dot" (read that) was rejected.


Regards, Rybka