A Public service announcement: don't be a fuckhead.

[Guest]

eye keek yore ahss

 

[ABSTRUSE]

eye keek yore ahss

Need a ladder?

 

[Guest]

Need a ladder?

no, just bend ovah
and take it like a popess

 

[ABSTRUSE]

no, just bend ovah
and take it like a popess

You've been banned from the Vatican, I've posted your picture with security. You will now proceed on your way to hell, don't touch the handrail.

 

[Guest]

You've been banned from the Vatican, I've posted your picture with security. You will now proceed on your way to hell, don't touch the handrail.

im not touching the handrail...i watched you pick your nose and wipe it under there...you are always being carefully scrutinized now, dearie...we know the linament you rub on your aching knees...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

im not touching the handrail...i watched you pick your nose and wipe it under there...you are always being carefully scrutinized now, dearie...we know the linament you rub on your aching knees...

Feelthy little whore....the Pope loves the smell of camphor at bedtime...helps me sleep.

 

[Guest]

Feelthy little whore....the Pope loves the smell of camphor at bedtime...helps me sleep.

my real name was mary magdaline
i hated it when the kids at school wanted me to wash their feet with my hair.
i thought it was the sulfur smell that lulled you to sleep

 

[ABSTRUSE]

my real name was mary magdaline
i hated it when the kids at school wanted me to wash their feet with my hair.
i thought it was the sulfur smell that lulled you to sleep

That must have sucked after you got that lice lnfestation and they shaved your head.

No, the sulfur comes from me....to many late night burritos.

 

[minsue]

I'm still bitter over the things I lost months ago because of not backing up, A/J.

I've got the parts of your novel that you e-mailed to me. Can forward them back to you if you need.

Good to see your snarling face again, sweets.

 

[matriarch]

Two computers ago, mine died, but not the hard drive, this was the power of the machine (it was old). I stillhave the hard drive stored in a secure bag, and I know everything is on there, cos I had it checked out at the computer store. They were going to copy it all on to CDs for me, but that meant opening up all the folders and sub folders....I was with the guy as he started, and to my horror, each document started to open .....ON THE SCREEN.....and the first one was a draft of a story. Blush? Too damn right I did !!

I slammed my hands over the screen, told him to stop, desist, discontinue....which he did, giving me strange looks. I took the disc and hurried away, still red faced.

One of these days I will buy myself an external drive box, slot the damn thing in and run it through my current pc. One of these days.

Meanwhile, I think I have a day of backing up ahead of me.

 

[shereads]

Feel free to throw rotten vegetables at me, kick my ass or just call me fuckhead. I don't even deserve to be nominated for Pope.

This exact same thing happened to a young actor in Poland named Karol Jozef Wojtyla. Even worse: when Karol's computer crashed, he realized he had failed to back up the correct pronuncation of his last name.

"I'm such a fuckhead," he told friends.

It was suggested that he change his name to the easily pronounced, "John Paul the Second." In later years, anonymous sources within the Vatican admitted privately that the College of Cardinals would never have appointed a "Pope Karol."

My point here is that no one "deserves" to be nominated for Pope. It's a crap shoot.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Feel free to throw rotten vegetables at me, kick my ass or just call me fuckhead. I don't even deserve to be nominated for Pope.

Awwww, Abs I'd be a lot happier kissing your ass than kicking it if it's ok with you. Don't be so harsh on yourself. Everyone screws up once in a while - it's what makes us humans rather than robots. I missed you while you were gone anyway

 

[matriarch]

Awwww, Abs I'd be a lot happier kissing your ass than kicking it if it's ok with you. Don't be so harsh on yourself. Everyone screws up once in a while - it's what makes us humans rather than robots. I missed you while you were gone anyway

Well..........while you're kissing Abs arse........I'll be happy to kiss yours......

 

[scheherazade_79]

Well..........while you're kissing Abs arse........I'll be happy to kiss yours......

Be my guest

 

[matriarch]

Be my guest

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[Brinnie]

sum 1 bein mean an is no me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Awwww, Abs I'd be a lot happier kissing your ass than kicking it if it's ok with you. Don't be so harsh on yourself. Everyone screws up once in a while - it's what makes us humans rather than robots. I missed you while you were gone anyway

Aw, yer sweet, thanks.....commence with the ass kissing.