A Public service announcement: don't be a fuckhead.

[ABSTRUSE]

If anyone noticed I was absent, I wish I could say I was at the Vatican getting fitted for my Poperobe but no.
My fucking computer crashed and being the fuckhead I am I didn't back anything up so needless to say I lost everything, some stuff I don't really care about but I lost the novel I was working on...so if anyone has a copy please email it to me...as well as the new story I was working on and all my pictures, music...yes, all the things that I should have put on disk but didn't. >>Fuckhead<<

So when they advise you to back things up, do it...make a day of it, have a party, invite a few friends and back your shit up!!

Yes I did have virus protection, I had spybot too and adaware and a firewall.

Feel free to throw rotten vegetables at me, kick my ass or just call me fuckhead. I don't even deserve to be nominated for Pope.

Add this to the list of more things to screw over someone suffering from depression.

the bright spot is I got a new keyboard...it kicks ass...I wish it would kick mine. I have to go vomit now.

Abs.

 

[dreampilot79]

If anyone noticed I was absent, I wish I could say I was at the Vatican getting fitted for my Poperobe but no.
My fucking computer crashed and being the fuckhead I am I didn't back anything up so needless to say I lost everything, some stuff I don't really care about but I lost the novel I was working on...so if anyone has a copy please email it to me...as well as the new story I was working on and all my pictures, music...yes, all the things that I should have put on disk but didn't. >>Fuckhead<<

So when they advise you to back things up, do it...make a day of it, have a party, invite a few friends and back your shit up!!

Yes I did have virus protection, I had spybot too and adaware and a firewall.

Feel free to throw rotten vegetables at me, kick my ass or just call me fuckhead. I don't even deserve to be nominated for Pope.

Add this to the list of more things to screw over someone suffering from depression.

the bright spot is I got a new keyboard...it kicks ass...I wish it would kick mine. I have to go vomit now.

Abs.

such language from the next popess...

have I been wasting my time plastering the vatican with abs for pope stickers?

 

[English Lady]

Nightmare Abs *hugs* I've lost bits and pieces here and there but mostly I'm glad my husband is a back up freak. It must be heart breaking for ya..I hope folks can help you out

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've got all my programs back and running but I lost my AV, now I'll have to be the Papal seal perpetually.

I'm going to wear a burka from now on.

 

[dreampilot79]

see abs I told ya.... ya needed to get better acquainted with me.. share all those thoughts.. (especially the naughty ones)... and all that fabulous writing!!!!

wellllllll maybe I didn't tell ya but I shoulda!!!!

hugs beautiful.... I know the pain!!!!!

 

[mismused]

I'm sorry, I can't do any of those things you tell us to do. I refuse to call you any bad names.

Anyway, I figured you for either president, or the veep (haven't decided on you or Colly), and always thought Popess was a come down when we so need good and honest people more than ever in that den of iniquity.

Other than that, wish I could help, sweetie. Does love help at a time like this?

X12X12, and bunches more.

mismused

 

[mlady_france]

Hope you find what you need Abs.

My laptop did the same thing about a year ago. We never did get it to work again. So everything I had was lost forever. Still keep the stupid thing around to kick sometimes.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

>>Fuckhead<<

Feel free to throw rotten vegetables at me, kick my ass or just call me fuckhead. I don't even deserve to be nominated for Pope.

Abs.

To thy own self be true, Holey Mudder.

But you do have my sympathy, Abs.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

 

[R. Richard]

Now see here, Abstruse, if you are elected Pope, you are just gonna' have to serve! Think of the publicity it will mean for Literotica.

 

[Guest]

ABs, it happens. Just ask cloudy. Her power supply exploded Sunday night. She hadn't backed anything up recently either. Fortunately I think the data on her old drive can be salvaged, but it would have been so much easier if she had backed it up to disk.

I feel for you, Babe. I really do. I have seen it happen far too many times and it has even happened to me. As long as you learned form it, it cannot be considered a failure. I'm sure most of your stories are still on someones drive. They can be recovered.

But please, be safe, be saved, back-up, back-up, back-up.

And it's good to see you back, Booful.

 

[Guest]

Oh shit, babe, that fucking sucks, BIG time.

I knew it was bad, but didn't realise quite how bad (I thought you said Becca had a copy of your novel).

I might have an iddle bit of good news... I have a little under 20,000 words of your novel, which you sent me about a month ago. I'm sure you've written a lot more since then, but it's better than nothing.

I only wish I had more copies of your stuff.

Sending it over, babe.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She does Lou, not sure how much, so do a few other folks...I hope.

but at least my pic is back!!!! I'm me again!!!

Do you think god is punishing me for trying to become Pope??

 

[Guest]

She does Lou, not sure how much, so do a few other folks...I hope.

but at least my pic is back!!!! I'm me again!!!

Do you think god is punishing me for trying to become Pope??

Yay! It's bloody marvellous to see you again.

Yes, more than likely.

 

[rgraham666]

She does Lou, not sure how much, so do a few other folks...I hope.

but at least my pic is back!!!! I'm me again!!!

Do you think god is punishing me for trying to become Pope??

Nah. It's Satan trying to fuck you up.

You being Pope would be on of the best things to ever happen to Christianity and old Beelzebub is trying to stop that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yay! It's bloody marvellous to see you again.

Yes, more than likely.

I forgot how sexy I was...and I used to be a redhead before b/w.

I missed shitting around with you, I see Cloudy's gone too and Charley...well she was always gone, if ya catch my drift.

Dran

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Nah. It's Satan trying to fuck you up.

You being Pope would be on of the best things to ever happen to Christianity and old Beelzebub is trying to stop that.

Fuck yes...you're right.............Look out Rome, there's a new Pope in town.

 

[rgraham666]

I forgot how sexy I was...and I used to be a redhead before b/w.

I missed shitting around with you, I see Cloudy's gone too and Charley...well she was always gone, if ya catch my drift.

Dran

Cloudy should be back any moment. Her computer has gone to the big junk heap in the sky.

Charley's very busy. Talked to her this morning.

No worries, sweetie.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cloudy should be back any moment. Her computer has gone to the big junk heap in the sky.

Charley's very busy. Talked to her this morning.

No worries, sweetie.

I miss my skank friends is all, Lou is my skankiest of skanks, she's skanktacular.

 

[Sabledrake]

Oh, ouch, agony! I have been there, Abs. I feel your pain.

-- Sabledrake

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Has Satan Possessed your PC?


How to tell if Satan has possessed your computer.

* Your monitor spins 360 degrees

* You have 666 MB of RAM

* Even your four year-old doesn't know how to fix it

* It spits blood when you eject a floppy disk

* Your login ID has been changed to "Lucifer"

* There's a start menu in the bottom left of your screen

* You get a "General Protection Fault at GOODNESS.EXE" error message

* It prints out all your files backwards

* That exciting new program tempts you for 40 days and 40 nights, but you still can't get it to work

* It tempts you with the Tree of Knowledge (the Internet), then damns you to an eternity of broken pipes, slow connections and IRQ conflicts

* Your home page is suddenly www.satan.com.

* You've got any Microsoft product installed on your system (ie. you let Satan in, and now you'll never get him out).

* The only way to get your computer to work correctly is human sacrifice

* Instead of hearing "You've got mail!," You hear "Hail Satan, Lord of Darkness!"

* Your computer spits memory chips in terror if anyone in the room mentions God.

* Your recycle bin icon changes to a burning pit and whenever you empty it you hear an evil laugh.

* Your PC crashes for no apparent reason... Oh wait that's just windows.. never mind...

* You go to check your e-mail and notice that it's got 666 messages and each one has a subject heading of I am Satan, please reply!

* You try to play Doom, and all the monsters have turned into angels.

* Your PC starts playing "living dead girl" every time you have mail

* Your computer crashes every twenty minutes and when it starts up a blaze of fire comes out of the CD drive.

* Your computer bombards you with pornography everytime you access the internet. [Actually, this is a Good Thing]

* Word processor uses language and font it has of which it has no previous knowledge.

* Your computer Plays "Anti-Christ Superstar" every time you try to listen an an MP3
* When you burn a cd, flames come out from every hole in the cabinet.

* Your midi will only play Tubular Bells.

* You swear that every once in a while, the mouse seems to move by itself.

* You start up your PC and find XP on it!

* Your computer sets a pornography site as a home page without asking.

* Your mouse mat looks like a ouija board and you keep getting email messages from your great-great-grandma.

* Instead of the windows music playing when you turn your computer on, blood rises underneath the keys on your keyboard.

* You need a Priest to format your hard drive.

* You are constantly experiencing flashing pictures of Sadam and Bush on your monitor

* You clean off the dust on top of the monitor and find a 666 mark.

* Your PC eats all your pictures of Elijah Wood and replaces them with a collection of Dick Cheney pictures

* You find your soul has been auctioned on E-bay

* Your screen saver is a picture of a dancing purple dinosaur that was on TV which you could've sworn you killed two weeks ago

* You have the utmost desire to light a black candle and run around naked whenever you get spam e-mails.

* Every time you check your account, it transfers all your money to Bill Gates.
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[ABSTRUSE]

Thanks everyone....I can't believe no one took the opportunity to kick my ass...I'm taking it back now so it's too late.

 

[Guest]

I miss my skank friends is all, Lou is my skankiest of skanks, she's skanktacular.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's right, you be proud.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Thanks everyone....I can't believe no one took the opportunity to kick my ass...I'm taking it back now so it's too late.

No one would kick your ass. You're the ABSTRUSE. I never could figure out why you wanted the demotion to Pope...???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No one would kick your ass. You're the ABSTRUSE. I never could figure out why you wanted the demotion to Pope...???

I'm using it to get to God.