A PUBLIC apology

[A Desert Rose]

No, it's because we haven't had our pretty brain exposed and poked at by vicious doctors. (Please tell me that made you laught or I'll be sorry I said anything).

It did.


LOL

And I like ya. ;-) You have a great sense of humor.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Then my next thought was "who gives a fuck?" (But you know what kind of flaming that would bring on. LOL)

Then let me be your bold and spicy A1 sauce.

Dear "Master/Mistress" Hermaphroditic Royalty of the Universe (aka ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/fruit.gif) that dreamed this thread up as a good idea,

From all of us laughing in your general direction for

• getting mixed up with someone that obviously likes her bread buttered from both ends, and
• winning the lottery as one of her bookend Doms.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/givesafuck.gif​

 

[graceanne]

I love your emoticon's AA.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Then let me be your bold and spicy A1 sauce.

Dear "Master/Mistress" Hermaphroditic Royalty of the Universe (aka ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/fruit.gif) that dreamed this thread up as a good idea,

From all of us laughing in your general direction for

• getting mixed up with someone that obviously likes her bread buttered from both ends, and
• winning the lottery as one of her bookend Doms.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/givesafuck.gif​

I just you so. ;D

And you know just what and how to say. Miss you, too Pal.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

She offended you so you feel the need to offend the sensibilities of all of us why? What did we do to you that you feel the need to air your dirty laundry and flaunt a failed relationship in front of a group of complete and utter strangers?

*starts chanting...* JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

[Side Note] For those not familiar with the chant, it comes from the audience of the Jerry Springer Show, a daytime talk-tv show that paraded the debased, the debauched, the stupid, the insane, and the terminally rednecked. From the urban ghettos to Wall St, from the trailer parks to the gentrified country, Jerry Springer would find people willing to totally humiliate themselves on national TV for the price of a motel room and airfare to New York (or whereever it was they filmed his show). Jerry got busted for doing fake shows (paid actors claiming whatever peculiarity of the day). My understanding is that the show is now only seen in re-runs.

Jerry Springer makes Maury Povich and his "I'm a crack ho' and fucked 50 guys and I can't figure out who's my baby's daddy" shows look positively high-brow. [/Side Note]

 

[caela]

*starts chanting...* JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

Yes, yes I know it was rather bitchy lol. I was cranky that day and it just irritated me for some reason.

 

[Netzach]

*starts chanting...* JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

[Side Note] For those not familiar with the chant, it comes from the audience of the Jerry Springer Show, a daytime talk-tv show that paraded the debased, the debauched, the stupid, the insane, and the terminally rednecked. From the urban ghettos to Wall St, from the trailer parks to the gentrified country, Jerry Springer would find people willing to totally humiliate themselves on national TV for the price of a motel room and airfare to New York (or whereever it was they filmed his show). Jerry got busted for doing fake shows (paid actors claiming whatever peculiarity of the day). My understanding is that the show is now only seen in re-runs.

Jerry Springer makes Maury Povich and his "I'm a crack ho' and fucked 50 guys and I can't figure out who's my baby's daddy" shows look positively high-brow. [/Side Note]

Oh, wrestling!

Nice synopsis.

FYI Jerry was the mayor of Cincinnati and a prominent laywer before he became the Charles McLaughlin of the insane set.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Oh, wrestling!

Nice synopsis.

FYI Jerry was the mayor of Cincinnati and a prominent laywer before he became the Charles McLaughlin of the insane set.

I have friends who own a house in Boulder City (Nevada) and they showed me Jerry's house there.

Didn't he lose his mayorial position because he was caught paying prostitutes?

 

[shy slave]

When Jerry first hit the screens here it was shown at around 3am unedited.
I was a student nurse at the time and loved working nights because it meant I could see it

His show has made all the other shows since look like pretenders to the throne.

I discovered a real love of watching women fight.
They are so mean and cruel, no holds barred.
Reminded me of a lost and dull youth made bearable by a few bitch fights.
I recently heard of a State in the US where they have a yearly bitch fight in a big tub of mashed potato, when I win the lottery that WILL be on my list of 'must sees'

Jerry has made me an addict of cheap television.
The stuff that is so bad its watchable, Pop Idol and the X Factor being prime examples.

Thank you Jerry.
Whatever he has done, he should be the next President; at least politics would be entertaining

 

[saw_man1]

Whoa Nelly

I recently heard of a State in the US where they have a yearly bitch fight in a big tub of mashed potato, when I win the lottery that WILL be on my list of 'must sees'.

Sounds like one of the events in the Red Neck Olympics here in the glorious (cough) south.

 

[shy slave]

Sounds like one of the events in the Red Neck Olympics here in the glorious (cough) south.

Oh if you find out which State please let me know

I have my mental plan of how to spend the money and places to visit, all I need to do is buy a ticket and win.

Easy, really ROFL

 

[Blushing Bottom]

You're not serious right?

Does the term Histrionic mean anything to you?

d

I am soo very very sorry for what I did......I thought I could serve 2 masters and equally serve them both one in real time and one in cyberworld and now I have really really learned my lesson and am hanging my head in shame and embarassment and have prolly lost both..........which is what I deserve for being such a greedy greedy manipulative slut.

I am also on my knees begging forgiveness.........from Master who I won't name here coz he deserves a pet 100 times better than me.
And especially from Daddy who made me post this and will hopefully find some small way to forgive his greedy girl.
And to y'all for having everyone see just how bad I am.............and I know being new to all this is no excuse for what I did.

*slinking away in total humiliation*

 

[shy slave]

You're not serious right?

Does the term Histrionic mean anything to you?

d

Histri...what??

Sorry BB could not resist

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Fresh....



d

Histri...what??

Sorry BB could not resist

 

[ghosst_K&H]

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon
And welcome back to the audition for Troll Productions Inc.
Remember we are looking for a jingle, for our new line of troll dolls,
A jingle, alright thanks for coming to the auditions, but first up U2

(Jimmy Fallon as U2)
Uh!
Uh!
Troll Doll out on the street
Got no job got no money
Got no shoes on the feet
Troll Doll
Troll Doll
Aight!
Uh!

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Thank you, next up, the audition we have, the 4 Non Blondes

(Jimmy Fallon as 4 Non Blondes)
25 years I'll be 30 years old
I'm 5 and I'm sitting here playing with this troll
This troll That I got for Christmas
And so I'm playing with his shirt and I'm playing with his hair
I'm gonna play with my friend, so I'll put you right there
And I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute
But when I come back around my troll's not there
And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair
And I scream at the top of my lungs My Troll is Gone
And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay
I say hey, My Troll is gone..

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Thank you, next up uh...next up for the auditions R.E.M

(Jimmy Fallon as R.E.M.)
That's it in the window
That Troll is a Blue Light special
Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it...
Oh no it costs too much
I don't have enough

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Thank you, next up, uh, next up we'll do the Counting Crows

(Jimmy Fallon as Counting Crows)
Sha la la la la la ya
Woah ho Yeah
Got this this doll he's a friend of mine
He's always there when I need him, Mr.Troll
We go out for a walk some times
And we take a walk
We take a walk, Yeah
Mr. Troll and me,
Cruisin' around the streets of Boston
And we get lost sometimes
But we don't know how it's a sold out show..
And we're
Sha la la la la la la la la la
Mr. Troll and me,
Gonna be a Big Star

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Next up, uh, next up, uh, Coldplay

(Jimmy Fallon as Coldplay)
I bought a Troll
I bought a Troll for you
The one you wanted was blue
But they only had Yellow

Together! 1, 2, 3, 4....!

(Audience)
I bought a Troll
I bought a Troll for you
The one you wanted was blue
But they only had Yellow

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Next up, uh, haha, that was great, next up, uh, next up for the audition, Alanis
Morisette

(Jimmy Fallon as Alanis Morisette)
I wanted a Troll Doll
but I didn't have money to pay for it.
we decided to steal it,
A five-finger discount
And run for it.
But you, you got away
I was indicted
Because of a Troll Doll

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Next up, um, next up the, the Dave Matthews Band

(Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews Band)
I say I'm in a toy store
Got a Troll for my kid
I fell asleep and they locked me in
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Now I'm stuck inside
Cause here I have been shopping for a long time
Tridding Trodden Trolls for a long long time
Open up this toy store and let me out
Little Baby!

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

...

(Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent)
Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/applause.gif

Hands down, the best post to this thread.

i've got bite marks on my lips from trying to keep from laughing, and i keep faking sneezes to camouflage the snorts.

If you do a Sting parody, i'm taking off the rest of the afternoon.