"A pregnant virgin! Every man's worst nightmare."

[shereads]

~ Homer Simpson as Joseph

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"A pregnant virgin! Every man's worst nightmare." ~ Homer Simpson as Joseph

Close, but no cigar, Homer. Every man's worst nightmare has to do with the zipper on his pants.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[TxRad]

Close, but no cigar, Homer. Every man's worst nightmare has to do with the zipper on his pants.

Rumple Foreskin

Or the fact that his wife, his truck note, and his mistress are all three months past due.....

 

[S-Des]

Close, but no cigar, Homer. Every man's worst nightmare has to do with the zipper on his pants.

Rumple Foreskin

I did that when I was a teenager..."We've got a bleeder!" Something About Mary

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

Except for in the New Testament, I have never heard of a pregnant virgin. It wouldn't be impossible. A woman could have lost her hymen in an accident and later she could decide to get artificially inseminated. I would recommend against that, at least for a straight woman, since I would consider her as missing out on something, but it would be her business.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

S-Des: Kinda makes the old scrotum tighten a bit just thinking about the horror.

TxRad: Correct as usual. However, you might add "his teenage daughter" to that list.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*snort* I guess Joseph was a nice guy because there are no Christmas songs pertaining to him saying unto Mary: "Sorry, I was out of town that weekend...."

 

[starrkers]

Joseph's more than a nice guy: Mary's a virgin - hello, aren't they a married couple? what's up with that?
I'm thinking Joseph's a nice closet guy who's using his wife's unnatural pregnancy as a convenient cover.

 

[cloudy]

*snort* I guess Joseph was a nice guy because there are no Christmas songs pertaining to him saying unto Mary: "Sorry, I was out of town that weekend...."

...or "I want a DNA test"

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

The whole Christmas story is a fraud. Everyone knows Mary got knocked up by the milk man and tried to blame the whole thing on a dirty toilet seat

 

[angela146]

Joseph's more than a nice guy: Mary's a virgin - hello, aren't they a married couple? what's up with that?

Um, no, they were an engaged couple who may have, ahem, gotten an early start.

 

[TE999]

~ Homer Simpson as Joseph

I can't conceive of Marge as Mary.

Oooh, two jokes in one!

Peace.

 

[TxRad]

I can't conceive of Marge as Mary.

Oooh, two jokes in one!

Peace.

Marge has three kids so it might be a stretch.......

I was going to say no pun intended but......

 

[3113]

You're all going to hell

 

[TxRad]

You're all going to hell

Of course.... If we went any other place, we wouldn't have any friends there.....

 

[TE999]

You're all going to hell

I'll be so busy shaking hands with everyone I won't notice the heat!

Right after I start an ice-water concession.

Peace.

 

[S-Des]

You're all going to hell

Wait...I just told the story about the zipper...

 

[3113]

Wait...I just told the story about the zipper...

Guilt by association

 

[Explaura]

It is possible..

Semen can get past the hymen if its lucky..

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Wait...I just told the story about the zipper...

Then you've already had a taste of Hell. Ouch, that musta smarted

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The whole Christmas story is a fraud. Everyone knows Mary got knocked up by the milk man and tried to blame the whole thing on a dirty toilet seat

You know, this is probably closest to the truth. Though, some people think it was likely a Roman soldier and not the milk man.

 

[Alessia Brio]

You know, this is probably closest to the truth. Though, some people think it was likely a Roman soldier and not the milk man.

A Trojan!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

A Trojan!

*snort*

 

[TxRad]

A Trojan!

More like a busted trojan.....

In more ways than one.....

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

It is possible..

Semen can get past the hymen if its lucky..

Depends on the traffic. Usually it's better off just turning back and taking the redeye.