A Prayer Of Salvation For Those Who Back Willie and Hillary

[daimoniotica]

Dear friends, Take this moment, If you want to profess the free gift of adoration, pray this from your heart, humbly to Bubba and Billary:

"Dear Lord Lemming Leaders, I believe that You lied under Oath and Rose Firmly from Vincent Foster's poor death. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my conscience, save me, take me to be with You when you offend once again. I now receive You both as my Lord Lemming Leaders. Thank You for saving me. In Satan's holy name, Amen."

If you have placed your faith in Willie and Hillary and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a true lemming and will go to utopia when you die.

 

[Wats_butthole]

Says the trumper.

 

[Hypoxia]

If you have placed your faith in Willie and Hillary and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a true lemming and will go to utopia when you die.

Let us know when the convictions come in.

SPOILER: Gups have tried to convict Clintons for over a quarter century, spent about a billion taxpayer bucks in the process, and came up with Wee Willie's BJ lie. Clintons (for whom I've never voted) have a better track record than Gups, who aren't likely to get Billary's pale asses now either.

Why?

1) Clintons are superlative criminal masterminds.
2) Idiot Gup investigators couldn't find a fart in a jar.
3) Clintons are smart enough to avoid criminal shit.