A Portion of The Ten Commandments: Liberalized

[pornstarwannabe]

Honor thy government officials.

Thou shalt not kill unless thou has an armed drone and thou is willing to consider innocent civilians "collateral damage."

Thou shalt not steal because thou has the the IRS.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless thou is running for political office.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wallet unless thy neighbor earns more than thou.

 

[Liar]

The sad thing is that I'll bet you think that's awfully clever.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

The sad thing is that I'll bet you think that's awfully clever.

Clever? No. A trained monkey could have made my post. Just killing time.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Thou shalt not covet thou neighbor's wife nor his ass, unless thou be bisexual.

 

[Lord_Nibiru]

It's always good fun reading accusations of liberals accepting drones. I mean, I understand there is a level of hypocrisy in condemning Bush's war crimes but supporting (explicitly or otherwise) Obama's, but the right wingers display the exact same hypocrisy. That is when you know that people really don't give a toss about war and death and destruction and care only for political ideology. As people we're becoming more like politicians by the day.

You're welcome.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Who says you can't have it both ways?

 

[badbabysitter]

If the Sabbath is supposed to be holy... why is FOX news operational on it


do they hate Jesus?


and the whole Thou Shall Not Kill


I cant remember God saying the death penalty is the only exception to it

and if Thou Shall not Steal is so important, why are banks that have literally been impilcated with money laundering are defended by them...

Thou Shall Not bear False Witness... right, because no one on the right has ever lied, just ask John Kyl ..." not intended to be a factual statement" is soooo different than lying....really


seriously, the level of stupid never fails to surprise me

 

[pornstarwannabe]

If the Sabbath is supposed to be holy... why is CNN, MSNBC, New York Times , etc, etc. news operational on it


do they hate Jesus?


and the whole Thou Shall Not Kill


I cant remember God saying the death penalty is the only exception to it. But I do not believe in God, so that may explain why I never heard God say anything about the death penalty. In fact, if this God did exist, God could be a woman. Just like I could be, but I am not since I am a man pretending to be a woman on LIT.

and if Thou Shall not Steal is so important, why are Democrats in Congress taking more and more of what people earn. A salary is not an income because it is a trade of fee for service. But Democrats twisted it to include fee for service.

Thou Shall Not bear False Witness... right, because no one on the left has ever lied, just ask Bill Clinton ..." I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinsky" is soooo different than lying....really


seriously, the level of stupid of the Left never fails to surprise me

FYP. You're welcome (and for the Liberals: "your welcome")

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It ain't that easy to edit a stone tablet.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

It ain't that easy to edit a stone tablet.

You've never heard of Stoneshop? Predates Photoshop.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You've never heard of Stoneshop? Predates Photoshop.

Everyone knows the Ark of the Covenant is sealed in a wooden crate labeled "top secret" and stored in a giant government warehouse in Area 51.

 

[RoryN]

A trained monkey could have made my post.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Everyone knows the Ark of the Covenant is sealed in a wooden crate labeled "top secret" and stored in a giant government warehouse in Area 51.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I stopped at this lonely country store yesterday in Ala that must have been there over 50 yrs. No towns, supermarkets, or traffic for many miles. It was cash for gas only. At the door, the Ten Commandments were posted.

I grabbed a soda and tried to prepay with cash, but the cheerful lady cashier said "Oh, sugah! We don't take no prepay here. Jest fill'er up and pay when yer done! This is God's country here." ......I noticed a shotgun under the counter behind her.

I didn't want to piss off God, so I filled up and paid. Told her how pretty and nice she was. Then got the hell out of there.

 

[eyer]

As people we're becoming more like politicians by the day.

"we're"?

That's funny...

...a lemming can never even see individual liberty as long as he holds his place among the herd.

 

[badbabysitter]

FYP. You're welcome (and for the Liberals: "your welcome")

This is an actual case of missing the point


you point to the " liberal news" as to operating on a Sabbath.. this automatically destroys your initial arguement of the liberal conspiracy.................. as you cannot say " they do it too" without impilicating your own hypocrisy by doing it yourself...... plus the meme is supposed to be that liberals are godless... does that mean conservatives are godless too? or does your Commandment parody only apply selectively.. you know.. moving the goal posts as usual


as for your point about killing.. that's just babble.. YOU are the one that made the " thou shall not kill commentary" earlier in the reference to liberals.. you can't pretend a commandment isn't the word from God.. unless you havent heard of the Bible... in that case, you're just an idot... and I am woman online... you're a guy that thinks womens breasts makes men gay, and really , despite talking about cock all the time, you're not gay.....really


next you deny Republicans in congress do the same damn thing you accuse Democrats of.. are you going to try telling me with a straight face that Republicans are opposed to getting their salaries.. that there is not a single instance of a Republican ewver fattening his pocket on the taxpayer dime? really?,,, that level of hypocrisy and stupidity is astounding


and Monica Lewisnky... that automatically makes claiming that 90% of all Planned Parenthood money goes to abortions.. that automatically makes Newts lying to congress and his 350 Thousand fine, his cheating on his wife and his impeachment.. magically okay?..... you can't claim one side lies, when the other does the same.............unless of course you're moving the goalposts for whenever it suits you.............oh right, you're PSW... move goalposts is all you do


your hypocrisy, and your ducking of your own arguements never fails to astound me

You're welcome ( and for you who needed "your" and " you're" explained to you; Your welcome)

 

[badbabysitter]

"we're"?

That's funny...

...a lemming can never even see individual liberty as long as he holds his place among the herd.

says the man that wants the law to dictate a woman's uterus


individual liberty for me, but for thee = eeyores version of freedom

 

[pornstarwannabe]

This is an actual case of missing the point

Nope. No point missed. And I did clearly see you ape my comment about Your and You're. Whatsamatter? Cannot be creative? You have to ape LITsters comments and make your own?

At this point in the dialogue, I might say "I own you" but since you are a man pretending to be a woman, and I have no desire to own a man (I could use a house painting, but nah, owning you is not worth the trouble), Ill take this opportunity in this run on sentence and comma splices to say "Too bad you aped my words."

 

[Busybody]

says the man that wants the law to dictate a woman's uterus


individual liberty for me, but for thee = eeyores version of freedom

hey CUNT, I AXED you a question

 

[SeaDaddy1]

 

[badbabysitter]

Nope. No point missed. And I did clearly see you ape my comment about Your and You're. Whatsamatter? Cannot be creative? You have to ape LITsters comments and make your own?

At this point in the dialogue, I might say "I own you" but since you are a man pretending to be a woman, and I have no desire to own a man (I could use a house painting, but nah, owning you is not worth the trouble), Ill take this opportunity in this run on sentence and comma splices to say "Too bad you aped my words."

give me a break... you got your own hypocrisy pointed out to you... name calling won't change that


another meme failure brought to you by the same guy that thinks big boobs make men gay

 

[badbabysitter]

hey CUNT, I AXED you a question

fuck off kike.. either ask the question... or go eat some christian babies, you fucking terrorist

 

[Busybody]

fuck off kike.. either ask the question... or go eat some christian babies, you fucking terrorist

OK CUNT

I axed the question

LIST THE NUGENT LAUNDRY LIST

 

[pornstarwannabe]

fuck off kike.. either ask the question... or go eat some christian babies, you fucking terrorist

Wow. Considering the vast majority of terrorists are followers of Islam, and knowing that followers of Islam dislike (generally speaking) Christians, and also add the fact that you used a pejorative to describe a Jewish person, I'd say that your post was certainly lacking intellectual content that we LITsters like to possess.

Maybe you'd be more at home in a different forum. just an idea.

 

[badbabysitter]

Wow. Considering the vast majority of terrorists are followers of Islam, and knowing that followers of Islam dislike (generally speaking) Christians, and also add the fact that you used a pejorative to describe a Jewish person, I'd say that your post was certainly lacking intellectual content that we LITsters like to possess.

Maybe you'd be more at home in a different forum. just an idea.

awwwwww muffin...