I got this idea back around 1999, when we heard about a cop in Israel that was sent up into an apartment building to ask a group of partiers to turn their music down. Turns out the hostess of the hen party he was directed to had just called a stripper service to request a male stripper in either police or fireman uniform. When he got up to their apartment, they invited him in and were going to undress him themselves. When he protested that he was a real police officer, the hostess said "That's part of the act!" and they all kept going. When his partner came up to vouch for him, he was still near the door, with a death grip each on his sidearm and his belt buckle, but they had his shoes untied, his shirt unbuttoned, and his zipper down.
No charges were filed.
My idea is similar, but the cop in question (late 20's, fit, 5'9" tall nice looking) has just gotten off duty when he gets a call from dispatch: They have nobody else available, and it's just the apartment building next door to his, could he please go an ask a party to tone it down? He's already out of uniform and getting ready for a shower, but he grabs his uniform pants and shirt out of the dirty clothes hamper, puts his shoes and hat back on, but leaves his apartment with just his keys to walk next door to quieten a party.
When he gets there, it turns out the party is a group of women that are late 30's and nice looking, but while they're able to communicate he's invited in, the music is really too loud to talk, so he steps in and goes straight into the living room to kill the music. He's got just time enough to hear "Nice butt!" and "Stripper is here!" before turning around to find a small wall of women. As he draws a breath to start lecturing them, the amazon to his left grabs his face with both hands and liplocks him. Having been caught with his mouth open, he's surprised with a French kiss, and when he returns that, she starts sucking his tongue such a way that he is "caught". Meanwhile the other ladies are squealing with delight as they find he not only isn't wearing a tshirt, but no underwear either, as they are undoing his clothes while he's distracted.
Oh, if only this could have happened to me when I was that age! ;-)
No charges were filed.
My idea is similar, but the cop in question (late 20's, fit, 5'9" tall nice looking) has just gotten off duty when he gets a call from dispatch: They have nobody else available, and it's just the apartment building next door to his, could he please go an ask a party to tone it down? He's already out of uniform and getting ready for a shower, but he grabs his uniform pants and shirt out of the dirty clothes hamper, puts his shoes and hat back on, but leaves his apartment with just his keys to walk next door to quieten a party.
When he gets there, it turns out the party is a group of women that are late 30's and nice looking, but while they're able to communicate he's invited in, the music is really too loud to talk, so he steps in and goes straight into the living room to kill the music. He's got just time enough to hear "Nice butt!" and "Stripper is here!" before turning around to find a small wall of women. As he draws a breath to start lecturing them, the amazon to his left grabs his face with both hands and liplocks him. Having been caught with his mouth open, he's surprised with a French kiss, and when he returns that, she starts sucking his tongue such a way that he is "caught". Meanwhile the other ladies are squealing with delight as they find he not only isn't wearing a tshirt, but no underwear either, as they are undoing his clothes while he's distracted.
Oh, if only this could have happened to me when I was that age! ;-)
