A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[Joanne86]

Perhaps I overdid the last line a little, but hey you used to get poets in bars

 

[butters]

Perhaps I overdid the last line a little, but hey you used to get poets in bars

yeah, i guess you do

 

[HarryHill]

yeah, i guess you do

..
No poets here, sober that is; poured my first of the day, fresh bottle long before 5:00 in the colonies at least, and even bad poetry is preferable to no poetry at all...sometimes. Cheers, Cocktail?

 

[butters]

..
No poets here, sober that is; poured my first of the day, fresh bottle long before 5:00 in the colonies at least, and even bad poetry is preferable to no poetry at all...sometimes. Cheers, Cocktail?

make it . . . wild, man

who's up next to slamdunk us with their poe-tree?

 

[HarryHill]

make it . . . wild, man

who's up next to slamdunk us with their poe-tree?

I believe it's your turn.
*Pours a goblet of Chablis (no particular vintage) lays out a plate of prosciutto n cheese with a fresh slice of crusty bread*

 

[butters]

I believe it's your turn.
*Pours a goblet of Chablis (no particular vintage) lays out a plate of prosciutto n cheese with a fresh slice of crusty bread*

oh it is, is it? hmmn . . .


hang on a minute (supper before i sing for it)

*takes a healthy deep swallow of crisp, cold chablis, bites a happy mouthful of cheese and crusty. wipes mouth, takes another thoughtful sip...*

kiss me crisp
and chilled to heat
my cheeks afire

gold and bubbling
your kisses toast
my toes
curl

marshmallow me inside






ok, where's the rest of my supper, 'tender? did you eat it already?

 

[Joanne86]

A happy burger
and then the cheese
lets put em together
and get ready to squeeze

Now if thats not bad poetry then what is.

 

[HarryHill]

oh it is, is it? hmmn . . .


hang on a minute (supper before i sing for it)

*takes a healthy deep swallow of crisp, cold chablis, bites a happy mouthful of cheese and crusty. wipes mouth, takes another thoughtful sip...*

kiss me crisp
and chilled to heat
my cheeks afire

gold and bubbling
your kisses toast
my toes
curl

marshmallow me inside






ok, where's the rest of my supper, 'tender? did you eat it already?

Damn, just damn... what would you say to some crab boiled shrimp,
green salad with elderberry vinaigrette and for desert, kisses with marshmallow sauce made with eager hands and tender lips caught up in melted bliss.
that or the burrito still in the microwave from this morning.

 

[butters]

A happy burger
and then the cheese
lets put em together
and get ready to squeeze

Now if thats not bad poetry then what is.

*snorts* yup, that's awesomely bad

Damn, just damn... what would you say to some crab boiled shrimp,
green salad with elderberry vinaigrette and for desert, kisses with marshmallow sauce made with eager hands and tender lips caught up in melted bliss.
that or the burrito still in the microwave from this morning.

i don't even know what crab boiled shrimp are! shrimp you boiled along with the crab?

the salad sounds exquisite, the kisses moreso . . . the hands and the lips *sighs, sips chablis*

still in the micro? that's just badddddddddddddd, harry!

 

[HarryHill]

*snorts* yup, that's awesomely bad


i don't even know what crab boiled shrimp are! shrimp you boiled along with the crab?

the salad sounds exquisite, the kisses moreso . . . the hands and the lips *sighs, sips chablis*

still in the micro? that's just badddddddddddddd, harry!

crab boil is a liquid seasoning added to boiling water just before the shrimp are added. if you've ever had boiled crayfish you will understand the seasoning...maybe it's a southern thing. Ma'am made pancakes the burrito went forgotten and begging. I covered my pancakes w/elderberry jelly.

 

[HarryHill]

A happy burger
and then the cheese
lets put em together
and get ready to squeeze

Now if thats not bad poetry then what is.

..
I could refer you to some of my earlier attempts if you really want to know.

 

[butters]

crab boil is a liquid seasoning added to boiling water just before the shrimp are added. if you've ever had boiled crayfish you will understand the seasoning...maybe it's a southern thing. Ma'am made pancakes the burrito went forgotten and begging. I covered my pancakes w/elderberry jelly.

ah, that makes sense

who could pass up fresh pancakes with elderberry jam? the burrito, though, i feel kinda sorry for it.

and i got in - remembered my password combo, doh

 

[HarryHill]

ah, that makes sense

who could pass up fresh pancakes with elderberry jam? the burrito, though, i feel kinda sorry for it.

and i got in - remembered my password combo, doh

..
and as a note a crayfish and cheddar omelet is foodgasmic...
..
YEAH!

 

[butters]

..
and as a note a crayfish and cheddar omelet is foodgasmic...
..
YEAH!

sent a request

 

[HarryHill]

sent a request

what?
a friend request *heart beats loud enough to hear*
or?
I'd like to hear Tommy James n the Shondelles...

 

[butters]

what?
a friend request *heart beats loud enough to hear*
or?
I'd like to hear Tommy James n the Shondelles...

a request for those prawns, shrimps, what have yous

 

[HarryHill]

a request for those prawns, shrimps, what have yous

..
I'll cook for you any time. getting hungry?

 

[butters]

..
I'll cook for you any time. getting hungry?

ravenous - but i don't think they'd take kindly to me eating the bar tender here

 

[HarryHill]

ravenous - but i don't think they'd take kindly to me eating the bar tender here

..
Somewhere else then?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

eating the bar tender? oh my :caning:

 

[butters]

eating the bar tender? oh my :caning:

i regret nothin'

*dabs lips*

 

[HarryHill]

i regret nothin'

*dabs lips*

..
Ha!

 

[butters]

..
Ha!

see? he lived to serve again, annie - no harm, no foul

'tender, got any jalapeno-stuffed olives? pretty please?

 

[HarryHill]

see? he lived to serve again, annie - no harm, no foul
just barely, you have no idea how long she kept me up...awake last night that is
'tender, got any jalapeno-stuffed olives? pretty please?

Sadly no, i'll just pop down to the market and pick some up, anything else while i'm out?

 

[butters]

Sadly no, i'll just pop down to the market and pick some up, anything else while i'm out?

*bites lip, smiling*

umm, a stone

choose a stone, they're pretty old, you know? puts a lot of things into perspective.
and no selling the cow. we've beans enough.