A plot for Erotic Humor

[starhunter]

Hi Everybody,

A few years ago, I had to be admitted to a hospital outside my State all alone. Being a travelling Salesman, I used to be ignorant about local food because of which I had severe dehydration. I was being administered saline and hence had to seek the help of the duty nurses for going to the bathroom. On the very first night I was sleepless and decided to watch some porn I had in my cellphone memory card. Obviously I was aroused after watching some Japanese porn and without realizing the situation I was in, began relieving myself. Just as I was about to ejaculate, I found out that I can't get off the bed because I had tubes on me. Luckily I had a empty water bottle besides the cot, which I grabbed and shot my cum inside. But in my anxiety I had shoved my manhood a bit too deep inside the bottle due to which I was unable to free it at all. I kept struggling for more than an hour before a Duty Nurse came for taking my vital parameters. I quickly covered my body with the bedsheet so that she can't see the bottle with my manhood inside. The nurse didn't notice it and left the room. I resumed to free the bottle all over again for another hour and just as I found that finally I can get rid of the bottle, another duty nurse knocked the door and before I could answer barged into the room. She stared at me pulling the bottle from my manhood and immediately ran out.

The next day as I got discharged from the hospital, I observed that almost every nurse and front office girls in the hospital were slyly laughing at me wherever I went. It was one of the most embarassing moments in my life if not the only one.

Can anybody make a story out of this? My language is not good enough to add humor to the story.

Thanks!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Hi Everybody,

A few years ago, I had to be admitted to a hospital outside my State all alone. Being a travelling Salesman, I used to be ignorant about local food because of which I had severe dehydration. I was being administered saline and hence had to seek the help of the duty nurses for going to the bathroom. On the very first night I was sleepless and decided to watch some porn I had in my cellphone memory card. Obviously I was aroused after watching some Japanese porn and without realizing the situation I was in, began relieving myself. Just as I was about to ejaculate, I found out that I can't get off the bed because I had tubes on me. Luckily I had a empty water bottle besides the cot, which I grabbed and shot my cum inside. But in my anxiety I had shoved my manhood a bit too deep inside the bottle due to which I was unable to free it at all. I kept struggling for more than an hour before a Duty Nurse came for taking my vital parameters. I quickly covered my body with the bedsheet so that she can't see the bottle with my manhood inside. The nurse didn't notice it and left the room. I resumed to free the bottle all over again for another hour and just as I found that finally I can get rid of the bottle, another duty nurse knocked the door and before I could answer barged into the room. She stared at me pulling the bottle from my manhood and immediately ran out.

The next day as I got discharged from the hospital, I observed that almost every nurse and front office girls in the hospital were slyly laughing at me wherever I went. It was one of the most embarassing moments in my life if not the only one.

Can anybody make a story out of this? My language is not good enough to add humor to the story.

Thanks!

That was pretty good just like that...lol

If I were to read a story, maybe one of the nurses who walked in the room to help you, became fond of you. Maybe she/he wanted to become friends with you which led to an extraordinary intimacy life style.

Or, the nurse could be a bit sadistic....and go on from there.

Just for fun.

 

[Carnevil9]

Reminds me of an old joke. It's evening in the hospital, and the Day Nurse is clocking out as the Night Nurse is clocking in.

Day Nurse: Have you met the Jamaican gentleman in room 15? He has a tattoo on his penis! It says "Wendy." I guess maybe that's his girlfriend?

Night Nurse: It doesn't say Wendy. It says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"