A plea to Lasher

[Guest]

Lasher, I am begging you to please revert back to your old self and restore this BB to its former glory. This once was a bright and funny place. You were quality control around here. People who couldn't take a lashing would slink off into the night never to be heard from again. Now the focus is all about quantity.

Maybe if we chant, for old times sake, you will awaken from this moderate phase. Ladies please join me...........


Go Lasher, Go Lasher, Go Lasher

 

[Rosebud]

i would but he would run away

 

[Nicole]

Pardon??? Look I have got to make sure I don't leave here anymore, computer blowing up or not.

What's wrong with Lasher now??? What was wrong with Lasher then???

Someone explain please

 

[Never]

Don't worry.
I fixed him.. sort of.
He insulted me on a year old post.. though it was a weak insult at that.
Hmmmm.. perhaps someone could just do some tweaking of the Ol' Lashing machine..

Oh well.
My work here is done for the night.
*rides off into the dawn*

 

[Lovely Latina]

And remember...have your pet spayed or neutered...

Don't worry.
I fixed him

Hmmmmmm......now maybe THAT'S the problem.

 

[Flagg]

Go Lasher, Go Lasher, Go Lasher

Aaargh!! Don't even do the Go Ricki, Go Jerry etc. thing as a joke - its repulsive.

Maybe Lasher just realised that he was over rated.

 

[Expertise]

I still think of Lasher as quality control. In fact I intended to tell him so yesterday. Jesus the guy only has so much time.

 

[Deborah]

Expertise, Flagg ain't gonna like you referring to Lasher as "Jesus the guy." I'd run and hide if I were you. But not under a rock, that's where Flagg lives. The rock is right over where the bodies are buried.

 

[Expertise]

Damn back into the witness protection program again!

If they make me a F#@^ing Wendy's manager again!

Screw it i'll take my chances with Flagg.

 

[Never]

Screw it i'll take my chances with Flagg.

I'll miss you..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Chances with Flagg?

I say take the chances with Flagg. You could get lucky...he might be Crystal that day! Good luck...she might put out.

 

[RonG]

He's gotta be more believable than Madonna!

Cue the orchestra as Lasher walks out on his balcony with the adoring acolytes below

"Don't cry for me, Literotica
The truth is, I never left you."

 

[Monkey See Monkey Do]