A Picture Of Laurel

My vivid picture of Laurel.......

Is better looking than this hussy, and........

Worth much, much more than beer......

She is Champagne!
 
That is the biggest insult to our wonderful webmistress I have ever seen!

Everyone knows that our Laurel is much more classy than that tramp! And I'm sure her eyebrows match her haircolour a bit better.

<stomps out in a huff!>

K ;)
 
But oh it is funny whenever someone else does a "picture of...." thread? Whatever. Laurel knows I am just messing around. Lighten the fuck up damn people. :)
 
I may be damned and.

I may even be people.....

But I am always nothing more than light.

I am Uber Oz.
 
Jeff dude.
You're not even close. And I've met both her and Manu IRL. And I'm telling you dude. Laurel is WAY more classy than THAT!
 
oh by the way

SpecialK sure has an irrational idea of what a tramp is. Seriously. :)

Hey Sparky did I mention you're funny as all hell?
 
Xander said:
Jeff dude.
You're not even close. And I've met both her and Manu IRL. And I'm telling you dude. Laurel is WAY more classy than THAT!

Xander my man, have you ever heard of a joke? That's what this whole thread was, a joke. :)

Of course Laurel is way more classy than that I am sure. And I look forward to meeting both her and Manu someday if they would have me.

Relax, put yer feet up, and have a rest guy.
 
I'm outraged! I'll kick some virtual butt! You have nerve, young man, posting such filth and suggesting that a woman like that would have the BRAINS to run such a popular website! Man you should know better than to...oh, you were joshing...nevermind.
 
Hell, that's not a bad looking slut! Got a nice rack, too! But, I bet Laurel would make even this sexy lady look like a dog. I think Laurel should post a picture, so we could compare!

[Edited by El Toro on 12-12-2000 at 02:59 PM]
 
LOL. Nope, her "rack" holds a few more spice jars, if you know what I'm saying. I couldn't get that kind of cleave with TWO Miracle Bras(TM). If I looked like that, do you think I'd be running a STORY site? ;) I'm just an ordinary chick.

Is that Faith Hill? Kinda looks like her...
 
Laurel said:
LOL. Nope, her "rack" holds a few more spice jars, if you know what I'm saying. I couldn't get that kind of cleave with TWO Miracle Bras(TM). If I looked like that, do you think I'd be running a STORY site? ;) I'm just an ordinary chick.

Is that Faith Hill? Kinda looks like her...

Nothing Ordinary about you Laurel...I will go as far to say Extrodinary!! ;)
 
My dear Laurel that would be Trish Stratus. She is a fitness model and works as a WWF valet. I hope you aren't offended by the pic. :)

And I look forward to meeting you and mighty Manu one day. I am only about 4 hours away. :)

Then I will start to agree with Xander's earlier post, lol.


Jeff

PS- If that was Faith Hill, I think people would see just how lucky Tim McGraw truly is. :D
 
Originally posted by SpecialK
Everyone knows that our Laurel is much more classy than that tramp! And I'm sure her eyebrows match her haircolour a bit better.
They certainly do.

Originally posted by Laurel
I'm just an ordinary chick.
Yeah, and I'm just a horny teenager! :D If you set the ordinary bar that high, you eliminate the competition before the match gets started.
 
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