A Pet Peeve (and a Lost Cause?)

PrincepsCyberius

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I have a pet peeve that comes up all the time in erotica.

I am bothered by the way almost everyone uses "cum" to designate ejaculation and its product. If you actually research the word, that is incorrect. The correct spelling in that instance is the common one: "come."

"Cum" is Latin meaning "with." Most dictionaries limit their definitions of "cum" to this. In unabridged English dictionaries, however, you will find the definition of "come" to include something along the lines of "slang/vulgar term for semen."

Admittedly, some recent dictionaries have added to the definition of "cum" a reference to the above definition of "come," but it is clear even from this that "come" is the preferred spelling.

This is my own call for better English in our erotica. I suggest and request that everyone use the preferred spelling, "come."

Thank you.
 
I don't think anybody will cum around to the idea personally.
 
whatever happened to lost cause? did he finally give up the charade and just moved on to stormfront where he truly belonged?
 
My dad came through the door. Mom was pissed to see him. They made me clean up the cum and urine. Fuckers.

That is one powerful blast of cum!!!

Was that a solid wood door or particle board? Either way, I'm impressed.
 
That is one powerful blast of cum!!!

Was that a solid wood door or particle board? Either way, I'm impressed.

Mom then made him come in the room and fix the door. More cum for me to clean up. :(
 
Mom then made him come in the room and fix the door. More cum for me to clean up. :(

I'm curious about this... Does cum shoot through a door like a laser beam or does it split right down the middle and splinter the door to bits?
 
I'm curious about this... Does cum shoot through a door like a laser beam or does it split right down the middle and splinter the door to bits?

I don't know about other people's dads, but my dad's cum is more powerful than a locomotive, and can leap tall buildings with a single spurt.

*acts all proud and shit*
 
Cum in my cunt.

There's something alliteratively pretty about that sentiment.
 
We use "nut". You gone let me nut in your mouth? I'm bout to bust a nut. And shit like that.
 
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