A personal ad...what a novel concept

badmatt

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Okay, so I thought I'd try this since there've been a few around lately trying it.

So here's me, and if you're looking for a physical description I won't but someone here might tell you that secret, if anyone who knows the answer reads this.

Who am I? I'm Matt, a 28 year old male, hailing from Denver, by way of Milwaukee, Missouri, and Chicago. grew up on a farm just outside Milwaukee, attended college, in MO, between college and work I did my civil service (something that's ingrained in my family) and wore the Eagle, Globe and Anchor for a tour, then worked in Chi-town before my latest move to Denver.

Oh, I am single.

And despite the fact that I don't usually capitalize my Me's and My's as seems to be the online convention, I'm a Dom.

I am very adventurous both sexually and otherwise. I thoroughly enjoy volleyball on the court and on the beach. I'm an avid baseball and football fan, who is starting to like hockey but won't ever get overly involved in pro basketball again. And no, it's not the only topic I talk about. I love to skydive, snowboard, mountain climb, bungee jump and cliff dive. I swim all summer in my pool.

I've lived out about 50% of the things I've ever fantasized about. The other 50% are either waiting to be explored with the right woman or simply can't happen for one reason or another.

I love to roleplay and fulfill my partner's fantasies. I'm the kind of Dom that sees at least as much to his partner's pleasure as his own. The only things I'm not into are guys, golden and brown showers.

I have a voracious sexual appetite. I've only ever met one woman in person who could keep up with me sexually.

What am I looking for?
Ideally a sub, who not only wants to please me sexually, but is willing to be there in every other way as well. I'm not one for doling out a lot of pain, in case that's a concern. She doesn't have to be as sexually experienced as me but she should at the very least be opened to new experiences as I'll try to give her many.


So?? What do we think?
 
Oh fun....

Jewelz I have to agree....wicked wicked thoughts coming from me too.

Delicious things to do, scrumptious things to taste, delightful urges to satisfy and mutually extreme drives to match.

But I would have to ask, can a switch apply for this position?

Dawn
 
hmm

well, I'd love to hear more about those thoughts ladies.

And GG, in response to your question of course she can.
 
My thoughts......

you have described some things and there are others I know but what I don't know is about the texture of your cock, what your precum and cum taste like, how your nipples feel between my fingers, how much you would squirm if I were to kneel between your feet and take you in my mouth as you worked, or what your tatts would feel like under my tongue.

You speak of a voracious sexual appetite, I wonder if you could match mine. I wonder if you are as open minded sexually as I am.

You said that a switch may apply, what about someone who is bi? Do you have an aversion to threesomes? You mention pain, is a spanking out of the question when I misbehave and I do misbehave, I can't seem to help myself. I think what I need is someone to help guide me.

Could you be Him?

Dawn
 
Re: My thoughts......

Georgia Girl said:
you have described some things and there are others I know but what I don't know is about the texture of your cock, what your precum and cum taste like, how your nipples feel between my fingers, how much you would squirm if I were to kneel between your feet and take you in my mouth as you worked, or what your tatts would feel like under my tongue.

You speak of a voracious sexual appetite, I wonder if you could match mine. I wonder if you are as open minded sexually as I am.

You said that a switch may apply, what about someone who is bi? Do you have an aversion to threesomes? You mention pain, is a spanking out of the question when I misbehave and I do misbehave, I can't seem to help myself. I think what I need is someone to help guide me.

Could you be Him?

Dawn
Well, let's start from the top....my cock is well veined and quite rigid, the skin however is quite soft due to frequent lubrication. My precum and cum I have been told are quite sweet(I'm told it is because I eat quite a bit of fruit), and as I have only ever tasted them second hand either from a pussy or from a mouth, I can't dispute it. As for my nipples, between your fingers they would get quite hard like little erasers. I would squirm quite thoroughly if you took me in your mouth while I worked. Possibly to the point I couldn't work anymore. The tatts, I don't exactly know how they feel under a tongue.

I have very little doubt in my ability to match anyone's sexual appetite. And as I've tried most everything ever suggested to me, I'd say I'm very open minded sexually.

I have no problems with a bi woman. In fact I can say I've been with a few. I have a deep love of threesomes. I do like to spank, and occassionally I like to use the paddle.

I could definitely be him.
 
More and more wonderful this is sounding. Are there any questions I may answer for you to better assertain my suitability?

Dawn
 
GG

My first question is what was your wildest recent sexual adventure?

And what's one thing that you've done or had done to you that you absolutely would beg for to be done again?
 
With pleasure.....

A female friend and I were outside in the yard at my house, it was one of those days here recently where it had gotten fairly warm and the night air felt good. A phone sex partner called not knowing she was there visiting. Upon hearing her there as well he asked to join in the fun. She and I decided to remain outside just for the thrill of it. I'm not sure what he liked to most, telling us what he would like us to do, envisioning two women together or listening as we came. She knows that special touch to apply to my nipples that will make me cum over and over and over until you take the touch away.

Anal sex is the answer to the second question. I love it, will cum from it, at times its so solidly planted in my mind thats all I want and I will beg for it.

I hope that my responses are to Your satisfaction, please, may we continue?

Dawn
 
I would hate to appear as if I were stepping outside of my place so I will follow Your lead. I will answer any question You care to ask of me and You may also contact me privately as well.

Dawn
 
Are multiple applications being accepted, or is GG the lucky one and it is too late, so sad, too bad for me?
If you remember, we already had a little bit of fun with a wooden spoon :)
 
Well then...
*Puts on glasses, sits up straight, unbuttons top button*

What information is needed to apply sir?
 
hmmmm ,Matt

Well you know I am agressive and Bi ,I was reading and it seems as you may need some help ,if you do I am obliged to help out where I am needed ,mmmm did someone say threesomes????I would luv to be of assistance Matt ...*eg*
I can be VERY "wicked" ,very openinded,Articulate.....and VERY Aggressive as well..... :p
 
hmmm.. can you handle two green eyed women matt?

*pops open two more buttons, leans forward*

Having two sets of green eyes gazing up at you through bed- tousled hair would be quite the challenge for most men!
 
Well, I have to leave for the moment :(
So here is a little bit about me, and you can let me know if you want more.
Physically - 5"7" (most of it leg), curvy yet thin and firm, long curly auburn hair, the aforementioned green eyes, pale skin with a smattering of freckles (mostly on my body). If you were to look at me, you'd think Irish.

Sexually - very adventurous, incredibly high libido. I too have only met one person who could keep up with my appetite.
I've done lots, and want to do more. I am interested in pursuing my sub tendancies. I am very impulsive and like to please my lover any way I can. I get off on getting my lover off.

Also, I am athletic and a former dancer, so strength and flexibility are two things I pride myself on.


Any thing else you want to know, just ask!
 
My ideal woman

You have just described what I picture in my head as the perfect woman. Red/auburn hair. Green eyes, light skin freckles. (nothing turns me on more than freckles an dI don't know why, thats why itis a fetish i guess) and a large sexual appetite. Wheeew. If you are looking for someone to send pm's to please send me one. I would be gald to tell you more about myself.
 
Pardon me.....

I skipped the physical description since that is already known but for the purpose of comparrison:

5'6"
dark brown hair that glows red in the sunlight
hazel eyes that change color with my mood - they may be blue or green
fair skin
freckles
amazing flexibility as a former gymnast

Any other questions you may have ask away.

Dawn
 
Georgia girl

You never told me that you were my type. I am impressed. Send me a pm and ask me some questions or I will answer them right here.
 
GreenEyedGirl

GreenEyedGirl said:
Well then...
*Puts on glasses, sits up straight, unbuttons top button*

What information is needed to apply sir?

Sorry I had to leave for a few, had a visitor.

As you've already gone through the basic description, I'd like to ask the same questions of you that I asked GG earlier...

what was your wildest recent sexual adventure?

And what's one thing that you've done or had done to you that you absolutely would beg for to be done again?

*he looks over the descriptions of the ladies again and tries not to drool*
 
Re: hmmmm ,Matt

prettygrneyes said:
Well you know I am agressive and Bi ,I was reading and it seems as you may need some help ,if you do I am obliged to help out where I am needed ,mmmm did someone say threesomes????I would luv to be of assistance Matt ...*eg*
I can be VERY "wicked" ,very openinded,Articulate.....and VERY Aggressive as well..... :p

*smiling wickedly at you*

Yes I do know about that...*g*
as for help...*considers* You know I never even thought of that...but good idea...I do think there'd have to be a screening process for that too...
 
Re: Pardon me.....

Georgia Girl said:
I skipped the physical description since that is already known but for the purpose of comparrison:

5'6"
dark brown hair that glows red in the sunlight
hazel eyes that change color with my mood - they may be blue or green
fair skin
freckles
amazing flexibility as a former gymnast

Any other questions you may have ask away.

Dawn

GG...
you know I think you're gorgeous *smiles*
 
CharlotteNCguy

CharlotteNCguy said:
You never told me that you were my type. I am impressed. Send me a pm and ask me some questions or I will answer them right here.
Q
 
CharlotteNCguy

CharlotteNCguy said:
You never told me that you were my type. I am impressed. Send me a pm and ask me some questions or I will answer them right here.

Hey um, thanks for visiting and all but I think you missed the point of the thread....
You're not supposed to just come in and say "Hey PM me."
You're supposed to tell the ladies what you want and HOPEFULLY one who fits your desires will have an interest in you.
 
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