A Perfect World?
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You beside me would be as close as it gets to perfect.
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Perfection is boring, and fatal.
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With him. Everything else is extraneous.
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Shendude said:
I'm thinking one without people would be damn close.
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That should cut the population down to 15%.TxRad said:
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At the very least.Dranoel said:
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elizabethwest said:
Leaving only the AH.
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Who gets to measure stupidity?
Because if you think about all the things we COULD be doing rather than posting here, then some busy little bee out there whose masterminding the takeover of the world (like my freaking boss... sheez what the fuck! He's already a fucking billionaire!) then we'd all be goners too.
I think I've posted a book's worth on here.
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Because if you think about all the things we COULD be doing rather than posting here, then some busy little bee out there whose masterminding the takeover of the world (like my freaking boss... sheez what the fuck! He's already a fucking billionaire!) then we'd all be goners too.
I think I've posted a book's worth on here.
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ElSol
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Oh, wait! I take that back about my boss.
I remembered I have stock options so he could be buying me a house and putting my kids (when I have them) through college... albeit indirectly.
Plus I'm getting a promotion and my last one gave me almost a 25% raise.
Hmmm... I wonder if the Church would accept my nomination of him for canonization.
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ElSol
I remembered I have stock options so he could be buying me a house and putting my kids (when I have them) through college... albeit indirectly.
Plus I'm getting a promotion and my last one gave me almost a 25% raise.
Hmmm... I wonder if the Church would accept my nomination of him for canonization.
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elsol said:
Having been around for nearly 5000 years, (longer than man according to the bible) I feel more than qualified to make that distiction.
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I always liked the Bizarro World from the old Superman comics, where everything was supposed to be the opposite of what it was on earth.
People were made out of crystal and they all had superpowers and wore superman outfits. They brushed their teeth with shoe polish and ate out of dog bowls. The idea fascinated me. They couldn't really do everything backwards though, a fact I descerned with my 11 year-old mind.
For instance, work would require taking things from people's homes, taking the to Bizarro factories where they'd be disassembled and the pieces buried in the ground or turned into trees or whatever. Making love would require turning a person into egg and sperm and sucking the latter out of a woman's body. Of course, the comics never talked about that. The Bizarros just went ahead brushing their teeth with shoe polish and shining their shoes with toothpaste. (But wait: wouldn't they wear gloves on their feet? So what would they brush their teeth with? Shoe polish or glove cleaner?)
Nowadays the most perfect world for me is the one in my fiction. I'm God in that world.
People were made out of crystal and they all had superpowers and wore superman outfits. They brushed their teeth with shoe polish and ate out of dog bowls. The idea fascinated me. They couldn't really do everything backwards though, a fact I descerned with my 11 year-old mind.
For instance, work would require taking things from people's homes, taking the to Bizarro factories where they'd be disassembled and the pieces buried in the ground or turned into trees or whatever. Making love would require turning a person into egg and sperm and sucking the latter out of a woman's body. Of course, the comics never talked about that. The Bizarros just went ahead brushing their teeth with shoe polish and shining their shoes with toothpaste. (But wait: wouldn't they wear gloves on their feet? So what would they brush their teeth with? Shoe polish or glove cleaner?)
Nowadays the most perfect world for me is the one in my fiction. I'm God in that world.
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Dranoel said:
*scratches scales behind the dragon's ears* Would you like me oil your wings?
(Hey, Dragon! Ever read McCaffrey's Pern books?)
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Job security
I worked more than 20 years as a paramedic, and I always considered it to have the perfect job security - old age and stupidity.
And they'll cure old age some day.
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I worked more than 20 years as a paramedic, and I always considered it to have the perfect job security - old age and stupidity.
And they'll cure old age some day.
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impressive said:
Oh, My Dear, While that sounds very pleasurable, you should never oil a dragons wings. They are covered with a very thin layer of velvety fur that aids in flight. Oiling that would cause it to attract dirt and dust that would weigh me down and make my wings less effective.
Or was that your plan?
BTW: Believe it or not, I have read two of her books but neither was from the Pern series.
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If you didn't, I think you missed out on some very nice tales regarding your family, Dran.
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