a penis question

[Soddy]

at what angle is the penis supposed to stand from a guy's body?

 

[Deborah]

I love a good math quiz!

The answer depends on whether you are using it for peeing or partying. If partying, it depends on where. For those attending the Literotica Reunion who brought a penis, the angle has been measured at approximately 60 degrees. For the mathematically illiterate, that means pointing at pie. No, not pi, 3.160484. Pie. Hair pie.

Other measurements are being taken at the Reunion at this very moment. Report to follow. Hey girls, you simply must be a little more mathematically precise than "a mouthful." Also, a number of very wet congruent triangles have been scientifically verified at the Reunion.

Here's another math question ...

If HSWriter, Mrhappy and Fallen Angel eat pie all day long, how much is left for Michael, Shintani and BluesmanII? Extra bonus points for determining their level of enthusiasm (penis angle) while dining.

 

[Michael]

"If HSWriter, Mrhappy and Fallen Angel eat pie all day long, how much is left for Michael, Shintani and BluesmanII?"

A critical issue for sure, Deborah! Compounded by the rule in etiquette that forbids one to take the last, umm..."piece" of pie.

Now, if only I can remember what product is advertised with the slogan, "The gift that keeps on giving"! Let's hope the same principle operates here!

 

[Fallen Angel]

Let's see you take the time it takes to lick it to a screaming climaxx multiplied by the number of pies divided by tongues.
Why!! It is an unlimited supply as near as I can tell.

I better get some excerise
Let's see one grape in the bottom of small glass. Now I just lick it off the bottom and into my mouth with glass sitting on the table. Augh Augh Oh well practice makes perfect

 

[Mrhappy]

As I see it, obviously a different perspective than Deborah's, any penis to pie angle problems can be overcome through dilligent study of the Kama Sutra chapters addressing positions for sexual intercourse.

Michael...I don't know if one could correctly label 'hair pie' as a product, but I would definitely consider it as #1 on my 'Gift's that keep Giving' list.

I will add that personal experiences with penis angle problems are affected by careless dosing of Viagra. Just try and hit a toilet 1hr. after taking 100MG of Viagra! It'd be easier to piss in your own face.

I love modern medicine!

 

[Dakota]

mrhappy, how old are you? Just wondering

LOL

Dakota

 

[Laurel]

ROTFLMAO Dakota!!!!

 

[Enemyoftheworld]

laurel i want u

 

[Dakota]

soddy, why does it matter at what angle it is supposed to be at? I have never had the same angle twice and trust me on this one, I have had plenty of chances.

I would really like to know why you wanted to know this?

Dakota

 

[Paul Branton]

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

I can't believe someone didn't post this aphorism already.

Paul Branton

 

[Laurel]

laurel i want u

Want me to what?

 

[Guest]

Hey laurel,even i can figure that out!I personally think that hullo nurse is kinda hot!

you

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Ya know, I tried looking this up in my nursing books, honest, I did...but alas, there is no information, no diagrams, no pictures, no nothing about the "right" angle for an erection. I suppose as long as it doesn't point down you are ok. Then again, if you want to stand over your lady and her twat is up in the air, facing down might be a good thing.
I think it all revolves around the pie. Aim for the pie. If it's hard, that's what matters most!!!


oh, and "you" whoever you are, thanks for the compliment! Me, hot??? Yikes! Time for a nice cool sponge bath

[This message has been edited by hullo_nurse (edited 01-20-2000).]

 

[robertreams]

Well, a very young guy who is not fat, if he is erect, his cock should point toward his face.

The fatter he is, the older he is, the less likely it is that this will occur. IN GENERAL

Otherwise the angle will vary depending on the above and other variables. Also I have found that very large cocks do not seem to point as UP as medium sized, probably because they are heavy and fight gravity. again, IN GENERAL

 

[MrSkin]

at what angle is the penis supposed to stand from a guy's body?

38.5 degrees perpendicular to approaching horizon.

 

[silverwhisper]

holy crap, you dug up a fucking thread that's over a decade old?

fucking newbies.

ed

 

[nakedboater69]

At high noon should point towards the sun.

 

[Eilan]

69 degrees, Derpamix.

 

[lovecraft68]

holy crap, you dug up a fucking thread that's over a decade old?

fucking newbies.

ed

Look at the join date, he's not new. he's been doing this all over the boards. he's an alt goofing around.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

But in all fairness 13 years old is more interesting than lots that's posted here lately. The gang is old and lame.

 

[KlaytonFrost]

Depends where you are. The penis always points north.

 

[fgarvb1]

at what angle is the penis supposed to stand from a guy's body?

I know if you don't get the angle of the dangle right...it just doesn't matter!

 

[boutrosboutros]

Well, a very young guy who is not fat, if he is erect, his cock should point toward his face.

The fatter he is, the older he is, the less likely it is that this will occur. IN GENERAL

Otherwise the angle will vary depending on the above and other variables. Also I have found that very large cocks do not seem to point as UP as medium sized, probably because they are heavy and fight gravity. again, IN GENERAL

Towards his face?!?!?! If that was the case it would basically have to be flat against his belly.

 

[Dumdiedum]

My erected penis stands nearly vertical. If I lay, my penis lays on my belly. If I stand, it stands with an angle of 20 or 160 degrees (depend's on the point of view). So it is right, I'm a young men and my penis point towards my face.

 

[boutrosboutros]

My erected penis stands nearly vertical. If I lay, my penis lays on my belly. If I stand, it stands with an angle of 20 or 160 degrees (depend's on the point of view). So it is right, I'm a young men and my penis point towards my face.

I guess if you look down at it you could say it points at your face...