a partridge in a pear tree?

alltherage

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I don"t like partridges. If you want to give me something in a pear tree make mine a ferari. What would you want in your pear tree?
 
pick perky pick perky!.....but I wanna be ON your pear tree.......

humming.....

an a perkyyyy on my peaaaaaar treeeeeeeeeeeee

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee<grin>.

I'd like a rubber duck in mine....that's what I meant.
 
MissTaken said:
A goose. perhaps?


Go ahead, pinch my ass....I dare ya!


:D
Grabbing your ass. Taking the soft flesh between the thumb and index finger of my right hand. Pinching. Now see that was not hard.
 
3 Maids A Milkin'

Now that would be something to see. Three maids a milkin' da' partridge - wooohoooo!!


Privy
 
alltherage said:
Grabbing your ass. Taking the soft flesh between the thumb and index finger of my right hand. Pinching. Now see that was not hard.

Oooo!


Do it again! Do it again!


:D
 
alltherage said:
With both hands! Danger Danger! How does one milk a partridge?
Very carefully........:D Now am I going to get smacked if I pinch a little ass;)
 
Re: alltherage

tonytuna1957 said:




PEACE



















and maybe a nice pair of tits.....lol

Merry Christmas

The Breast Man..........FKATTM

If you ever got titties we'd never see you on here again.........I'm betting nobody would ever see you outside the house again.
Just sittin' in there playin' with your new titties all day.....
:D :p :D
 
Wiggles

If you ever got titties we'd never see you on here again.........I'm betting nobody would ever see you outside the house again.


I guess that would depend on who they were attached to...lol

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year



Tony
 
What's wrong with Partridges? I was ALWAYS kinds smitten by Laurie Partridge myself. ;)
 
T.H. Oughts said:
Mmmm some ginger nuts and something all the rage would be nice ;)
Never tried ginger nuts but AllTheRage sounds pretty good:), and T.H. it's nice to share initials with someone so sweet, from your friend not DownUnder:)

ToddH:)
 
ToddHwrd said:

T.H. it's nice to share initials with someone so sweet, from your friend not DownUnder:)
ToddH:)
Hey yeah, I never thought of us having the same initials... we have style ;)

Merry Christmas to you and yours :)
 
In My Tree...

I'd love to have a warm, cuddly puppy in my pear tree. Or Oman.... I'm sure he'd be willing to wait for me in a tree!;)

Anyway, I want something I can LOVE and CUDDLE in my tree.:D
 
T.H. Oughts said:
Mmmm some ginger nuts and something all the rage would be nice ;)
I"ll get in the tree if you'll tend to the leaves afterwards.
 
In my pear tree, I would like...

Me and someone else sitting in the tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love,

then comes marraige


Whoa!!!!!!!!!!! Just got out of one of those.....

Stop the music!

Stop the rhyming!

I just want a hard lemonade and a warm body in my tree!


Hahaha Hohoho Merry Christmas!
 
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