A P.C. greeting for my dysfunctional Lit. family

Feelin' Naughty

passionately off-beat
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the
only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere!), and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,
or sexual preference of the wishee.
______________________________________________________

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of
good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.

:p :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes:
 
Cheyenne said:
And a very Merry Christmas to you, too! :)

lol, yup, that's what I'm saying.
I saw the "politically correct" thread and remembered that this was in my e-mail. Thought it was pretty funny!

MERRY CHRISTMAS
 
Merry Thanksgiving or is that past

My Naughty Naughty one thanks for the AV.

From you most disfunctional not so secrete admirer.


Have a great holiday season!

Christmas in Key West, FL for use... will take an umbrella for the sun.

Daniel / Mac
 
Re: Merry Thanksgiving or is that past

MacCortz said:
My Naughty Naughty one thanks for the AV.

From you most disfunctional not so secrete admirer.


Have a great holiday season!

Christmas in Key West, FL for use... will take an umbrella for the sun.

Daniel / Mac

You are most welcome.

I hope ya'll have a great time in Key West, don't forget the sunscreen!

Merry Thanksgiving to you too, (not past, just an early wish for 2002)

*smooooch*
 
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