A one liner to remember

SeaCat

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My wife and I drove up to visit with my parents the other day. while with them we all went out to do some Surf Fishing. The conditions sucked. (The wind off the water was strong enough to blow your bait back at you when you cast.)

My father and I decided to do some snorkeling out on the reef. The fact that I wasn't wearing a bathing suit didn't bother me. I was wearing dark colored Boxers. We checked out the reef and were highly disapointed, we couldn't see anything with the waves and the stirred up water. As we came in we decided to try the body surfing and found it outstanding.

After a couple of set my father decided to call it quits. (He was wearing a bathing suit.) Soon after he heads up the beach my wife joins me in the water. Like me she had neglected to bring a bathing suit and was wearing only her Bra and Thong. Not a big deal as the beach was deserted.

We did several sets and she got tired. No problem, I was ready to head in myself. As we came in we saw my parents talking with an older couple who had walked by holding fishing poles. I also noticed that my wife had lost her Bra, and her panties were now almost transparent. I told her to stay behind me as we came up the beach.

As I was reaching for my towel I heard the wife of the older couple make the comment that the bad fishing was "Gods Will."

Soon after I heard a gasp from the older woman, and turning was greeted by the sight of my wife beding over to retrieve her towel. Looking at the angles I knew what the older couple was seeing. They could clearly see my wifes breasts as well as a great shot of her thong clad ass and a semi transparent Camel Toe. (From behind no less.)

My father, sizing up what was being seen and seeing the outraged look on the womans face, made the perfect comment. One which I will remember for the rest of my life.

"Even if seing this is somehow obscene to you, isn't it still Gods Will?"

Cat
 
rgraham666 said:
Snerk. :D

I like your old man, SeaCat.

Yeah me too, although it took me a while to understand him.

Cat
 
Lenny Bruce told 'em, if the human body is obscene, take it up with the Manufacturer. "I'm pretty sure God doesn't shit His pants every time some sheila shows a little tit."
 
cantdog said:
Lenny Bruce told 'em, if the human body is obscene, take it up with the Manufacturer. "I'm pretty sure God doesn't shit His pants every time some sheila shows a little tit."

As far as I'm concerned, if God didn't want us to look God wouldn't haven't given us eyes. If God didn't want us to see it, God wouldn't have given us the ability to appreciate beauty. Not too mention if God didn't want us to enjoy it, God wouldn't have given us all of those Nerve endings in those oh so certain places, and if God wanted us to be purely monagamous God would have found a way to make it a one shot deal.

Cat
 
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