A Noble Calling

[sirhugs]

In a DM conversation with someone attending a funeral with their SO (the SO's family member), I described attending a funeral as a "plus one" as a "noble calling". I hate funerals, and having a plus one is definitely a plus.

Then as I lay there suffering from insomnia, I ruminated on how it might make an interesting story to write about someone who makes a living hiring themselves out to be a "plus one" to accompany people to funerals.

Does somebody mistake their service as a different kind of escort service? If so, what shenanigans ensue?

Or do they simply empathize with a particular client so much that they fall in lust? Then shenigans ensue...

 

[anthrodisiac]

Lol, just imagining this as the escort someone brings to make themselves look better at a school reunion.

"Well, Frankie kicked it. And my ex Sharon will be there. That bitch always thought she was better than me. That no respectable woman would play with a man's asshole. I'll show her! How much to have you being caught blowing me behind the church?"

"My normal rate for behind-the-church-at-a-funeral-oops-you-caught-me blowjobs is $175."

"And to play with my ass in the process?"

"$225."

"Done."

 

[Andreas_Kreuz]

What if the widow is actually happy he is gone? And the funeral turns into a gangbang? Maybe with the help of an escort?

 

[Rob_Royale]

This is a really cool idea.
After being the plus one for his best friend, her cousin tries to get him to do the same for her, he realizes there may be a market for this as an escort.
But he's no stud. Five-seven with glasses and an average build. But he's a very nice, fun sort of guy, capable of holding a mature, intelligent conversation. But he's got one of those useless degrees and needs the work.
"Need a plus-one for a wedding or funeral with no expectations? Need a boyfriend to present to your family at the reunion? I am your guy! Company parties, HS reunions, whatever you need!"
Suddenly he's got more work than he can handle and it leads him into some real sexy adventures.
I may steal this one myself. Thanks @sirhugs.