A no-carb diet... and Honey's got cobbler.

[Ms_Lilith]

DAMNIT!

I would have to start a diet just a few days before his mom makes us a peach cobbler.

 

[Black_Bird]

... That's okay. Dad has diabeties... and he STILL eats gallon containers of icecream in one sitting. *sigh*

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Crazy Thing!

Eat Some Fucking Cobbler!

Carbs Shmarbs, It's All In The Portion, And You Should Also Know That Peaches ARE GOOD FOR YOU! LOL

I Soo Wanna Taste Your Beautiful Plump Peach, Vixenshe

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Crazy Thing!

Eat Some Fucking Cobbler!

Carbs Shmarbs, It's All In The Portion, And You Should Also Know That Peaches ARE GOOD FOR YOU! LOL

I Soo Wanna Taste Your Beautiful Plump Peach, Vixenshe

Do you mind a hairless peach? It's nice and juicy at this particular moment...

 

[SilverVeil]

Kick him in the knee and take his cobbler away from him. Then while you are running away, trip and accidently fall into the bowl and have to lick your way out. Works for me everytime.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Kick him in the knee and take his cobbler away from him. Then while you are running away, trip and accidently fall into the bowl and have to lick your way out. Works for me everytime.

LMAO... you actually cracked me up... oh no! There goes a piece of me!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Re: Re: Crazy Thing!

Do you mind a hairless peach? It's nice and juicy at this particular moment...

Not In The Least!

I'll Suck All Those Sweet Juices

Will You Sit On The edge Of Your Bed And Eat That Cobbler While I Eat You Out?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Re: Crazy Thing!

Not In The Least!

I'll Suck All Those Sweet Juices

Will You Sit On The edge Of Your Bed And Eat That Cobbler While I Eat You Out?

you bet your ass I would...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Glucose is important for proper brain function. Glucose is in carbs. Eat some.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Re: Crazy Thing!

Not In The Least!

I'll Suck All Those Sweet Juices

Will You Sit On The edge Of Your Bed And Eat That Cobbler While I Eat You Out?

wow . . .

good thing you're not on a no-carb diet, RNAB.

But if it's too filling for you, you can always share.

TB4p

 

[Eumenides]

Be careful...seriously low carb diets can make people sick. not everyone, but some people.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

arrgh.
I never thought I'd miss carbs this much. Seriously, I thought it would be easy. But it's not. It's not that I'm hungry, and it's not that I can't find ways around it, and it's not like I can't find food that will fit the diet.... but I want blueberry muffins. Or something like that.

bah.

 

[sunstruck]

Hey Vixen, I'm not going to post a bunch of diet helper info here because it's presumptuous, but I do know a lot about it, living it and all. And my brother is a trainer and nutritionist and there are about a million things wrong with a NO carb diet if you're interested, pm me hon.

 

[peachykeen]

vixie sweetie, never turn down anything peachy

 

[teddybear4play]

Hey Vixen, I'm not going to post a bunch of diet helper info here because it's presumptuous, but I do know a lot about it, living it and all. And my brother is a trainer and nutritionist and there are about a million things wrong with a NO carb diet if you're interested, pm me hon.

If left in it for a sustained period of time. Not even the Atkins diet suggests being at or close to zero carbs for more than two weeks.

TB4p

 

[70/30]

Hey Vixen, I'm not going to post a bunch of diet helper info here because it's presumptuous, but I do know a lot about it, living it and all. And my brother is a trainer and nutritionist and there are about a million things wrong with a NO carb diet if you're interested, pm me hon.

You don't know shit except what I tell ya and I want you all to remain fat and ugly. I can't even pawn off the answer for sexual favors because ya'll ain't got nothing to offer.

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

arrgh.
I never thought I'd miss carbs this much. Seriously, I thought it would be easy. But it's not. It's not that I'm hungry, and it's not that I can't find ways around it, and it's not like I can't find food that will fit the diet.... but I want blueberry muffins. Or something like that.

bah.

carbs are the hard part, I'm on the "permanant" low to zero carb diet, the sweets and soda were the easiest to give up. I haven't had "real" chocolate or a coke for 2 years.

It's the carbs, no pasta, pizza, bread, rice etc. that is the hard part. they are everywhere. as for Dad, who eats a gallon of ice cream, how the hell can he do that? I feel miseable after a couple of sandwiches (4 slices of bread) or a big spaghetti dinner.

 

[Sillyman]

Stay strong, and you'll feel better about yourself later.