a night alone...

[johntheordinary]

I have tonight all alone, which is a rare luxury for me. Wondering what I should do... haven't had any play time in quite a while.

Choices:

• Watch bad TV.
  
• Read every thread I can handle here on Lit.
  
• PM every female that I find interesting in any way.
  
• Watch some porn on the big screen TV.
  
• Get drunk and call ex girlfriends.

Ok I'm going to nix that last one.

If some sexy lady feels like saving me from some poor decision (or better yet wants to help me enjoy my poor decision), come on!

 

[Simone808619]

I would multitask....get nice and toasted, put in some porn, read AND PM on lit WHILE drunk texting the ex. Something should come from all that. . You are a funny guy...

 

[johntheordinary]

I would multitask....get nice and toasted, put in some porn, read AND PM on lit WHILE drunk texting the ex. Something should come from all that. . You are a funny guy...

If I multitask like that, I wouldn't be able to make anything happen if something DID come from all that.

And thanks Simone! I realize I'm funny, but looks aren't everything (insert rimshot here).

 

[Simone808619]

If I multitask like that, I wouldn't be able to make anything happen if something DID come from all that.

And thanks Simone! I realize I'm funny, but looks aren't everything (insert rimshot here).

Lol don't forget to tip your waitresses ladies and gentlemen!

 

[johntheordinary]

Enjoy the veal!