A New Sexual Language

[GratefulFred]

I have high hopes that amongst the many sexual demigods and goddesss we have assembled here on Lit' can think outside of the box and help develop a new sexual language. Should enough words be put together we may have a new means of expressing ourselves. One can borrow, rip off, twist, distort any word or foreign word in order to bring it into our own vocabulary. Our pen names can also be used. Here's a start.

1) Org or Orged - Greetings & or let's have sex
2) Cumback - See you soon; bye
3) Yo - I or me
4) Oui - we or us
5) Nymph or Nymphed - to go/went
6) Wind or winded - Blow job
7) Hunk - man
8) Chunk or Chunked - man with a big dick; Got banged real good
9) Punk or Punked - man with a small dick; lousy lay
10) Jizzed - had an orgasm
11) Sleaze or Sleazed - to see or saw
12) Ababe - Small chested woman
13) Bbabe, Cbabe, Dbabe - Woman judged by breast size alone
15) Ababex, Bbabex, cbabex, dbabex - same woman fucks like a well oiled machine (breast size doesn't matter)
16) Sexo - Hello
17) Snooped -
18) Hallowed -
19) Sirhugged -

 

[bisexplicit]

Are you going to pass people notes secretly in class in this special language?

 

[Guest]

I think it's pretty great, actually - I've always enjoyed new "languages" while reading - this is looking pretty good - keep at it fred!

 

[fogbank]

I think it's important with any set of slang to make sure that it sounds natural. Language doesn't evolve from someone (or a group) thinking up a whole bunch of new words. I'd recommend that if you're going to make up a language, follow the example of Burgess's Clockwork Orange, where much of their slang from slavic, often altered just enough to form honynyms with english words, and you get phrases like 'lubbilubbing a dvotchka'. Most of Burgess's language can be picked up contextually, and I think this is really important.

Also, there are so many obsolete words from sources like the 1811 Grose dictionary of Vulgar Tongue or the 1736 Canting dictionary (thieve's slang). Lots of fun words like Droxie (for whore) or Rantallion (someone who's powder pouch hangs lower than his musket, ie. someone with big balls). Consider the old Shakespearian phrase 'beast with two backs,' which remained part of the lowbrow vernacular for several hundred years (and which I, personally, love the sound of): you could derive phrases like two-backing or beast-backing, or to take the euphemism a step further removed, 'have a howler' could be a phrase for really enthusiastic sex. I like a phrase like 'winded', but I don't see the advantage to saying 'she winded yo' rather than 'she winded me'. Pronouns are one of those basic parts of speech where if you suddenly introduce a new one, it's very difficult to pick up contextually. I'd stick to simply exploring new verbs, nouns, adjectives, and adverbs.

Anyway, I'm off for a howler with my right-hand; I just hope she winds me first.

 

[Norajane]

They did the language-invention thing pretty well on Seinfeld - the low-talker, man-hands, Sponge-worthy, etc.

I think you can develop something similar in a sex story, but it needs to resonate with the reader for it to become catchy. A whole story written with a lot of unfamilar slang would probably be a tough read.