A New Scenario

[Dillinger]

Imagine yourself alone at home. You're feeling great. Relaxing. Just wearing something comfortable and drinking your favorite beverage.

There is a knock on the door. You're not expecting anyone but, what the hell, you're in a great mood and up for whatever the day might bring.

You open the door... and you see me standing there with a smile on my face.

What do you do?

 

[marksgirl]

Welcome you in, first!

 

[celiaKitten]

Ask if you brought the cigars and green tea.

 

[phrodeau]

Say, "I think you're looking for Angelique, next door down on the right."

 

[JerseyBoy]

Dude! you got Madden 2003! Excellent! I knew you'd come thru...

 

[Guest]

I'll shave your ewie chest, man.

 

[Problem Child]

I'll shave your ewie chest, man.

Go away, loser. At least get a new cover story. This one is blown, you stupid fuck.

 

[Mistress]

I'd be torn between fucking you right then and there, or up holding my reputation of not fucking around while in a relationship

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'd be all over you like you were my personal jungle gym.

 

[Dillinger]

Well - so far this is going quite well.

 

[marksgirl]

And then...well I have read some of your stories...I might just try to make some of your dreams come true.

 

[April]

I'd be really freaked out, wondering how you found out where I live. Not to mention that you flew overseas. I'd start wondering if you were some sort of mad stalker, and if I could get to the phone to call the polizei.

 

[Dillinger]

marksgirl - I love it when you do your homework!

April - want to borrow my cell phone for that call?