a new opening line for the ladies

[XrunneR]

hello ladies like to know what you think of this new opening line "hey your wearing my favored color" so do you think ladies?

 

[red_rose]

boooooo

 

[Saint Peter]

You will have better luck with

"is that a mirror in your pocket because I can really see myself in your pants."

 

[red_rose]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name is Jim, isn't it?

 

[Saint Peter]

Sorry but I'm not Jim. Now lay down.

 

[red_rose]

 

[texas_guy]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name is Jim, isn't it?

dammm my name is jim.... can i change it??

 

[lisalove]

It's pretty lame, Xrunner. Just offer to buy a lady a drink and go from there. Or try one that's been said to me so many times I seriously thought I had an evil twin running around the globe. "Gawd you look familiar. Did you go to so & so college?"

 

[red_rose]

dammm my name is jim.... can i change it??

ROFL

Okay, so it works most of the time!

 

[Saint Peter]

"Is your shirt felt?"

Only works once but might be worth it.

 

[patient1]

hello ladies like to know what you think of this new opening line "hey your wearing my favored color" so do you think ladies?

I guess the spelling buddy doesn't care about you.

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: a new opening line for the ladies

I guess the spelling buddy doesn't care about you.

My bad... Grammar buddy, reporting in!

Originally posted by XrunneR
hello ladies like to know what you think of this new opening line "hey your wearing my favored color" so do you think ladies?

Your grammar buddy says:
"Hey you're wearing my favorite color." So, what do you think ladies?

 

[red_rose]

Whoops...I forgot:



PC would be so proud!

 

[MrCoffee4923]

Here is one of my favorites. Nice legs....when do they open?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hmm i dunno if it would work on me