A new Literotica Guru

[EarthWind]

HEY!!

I just noticed I hit 502 posts...

~this being 503~

so now IM A GURU!!!

yee haw!!

*twirls around*

Happy Holidays everyone!!

I think this is the worse christmas ever, but I don't really care cause I'm getting a new vacuum!! (wow, thats a weird word...)

ANYWAY!!

*chants* im a guru... im a guru

~licks and hugs~

 

[islandman]

Gurus should be fucked. Hard and often.

 

[Linedrive]

...and post all of their perverted thoughts

 

[marksgirl]

And post naked pictures!

 

[EarthWind]

Gurus should be fucked. Hard and often.

Umm... I often am.. but could always use more...

...and post all of their perverted thoughts

Do that every day...

And post naked pictures!

Done that too!!


*twirls*

 

[Guest]

I didn't even have to open this thread to read it.

 

[littlekateyes]

Post lots of naked pictures.

 

[islandman]

Post lots of naked pictures.

Yes, say that into the mirror, please.

 

[Guest]

Yes, say that into the mirror, please.

Good one, dude.