A new kink?

[chauderlos]

From BBC on-line


"Bike sex man placed on probation

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr. "

Maybe the bicycle was underage??

Joking apart, this is just crazy... The guy was in locked his own room, for Heaven's sake!!

 

[myinnerslut]

while not my thing, i have to sao to each thier own

lets see...
nobody else was hurt
he was in a locked room by himself, not in public
he was drunk
there are all manner of crazy sex toys on the arket


and he got three years probation for this?!?!?!?

thats wrong

 

[nh23]

while not my thing, i have to sao to each thier own

lets see...
nobody else was hurt
he was in a locked room by himself, not in public
he was drunk
there are all manner of crazy sex toys on the arket


and he got three years probation for this?!?!?!?

thats wrong

*nods*

 

[catalina_francisco]

Think I posted this one a few months back when it happened...just can't remember which thread...probably a news thread.

Catalina

 

[Essene]

Think I posted this one a few months back when it happened...just can't remember which thread...probably a news thread.

Catalina

LOL Hint, hint, hint, hint...

 

[FurryFury]

I always thought a guy might try to hump any opening any where.

I think the motorcycle consented to that though . . .

 

[SweetGigi]

All this is just strange. I don't think he should have received any sort of legal punishment. Mebbe banned from the hotel but not probation.


*tsk*

 

[Netzach]

I find this totally repugnant - they walked in ON HIM. He was in the privacy of a room he'd paid for!

As for the bike bit - I don't get it. I don't find bikes sexy as inanimate objects go, but hey, whatever...

 

[midwestyankee]

Whatever turns your crank....and it ought not to have resulted in punishment no matter how the offense was framed by the police.

 

[Elenia26]

I'm sure if it was a woman having sex with a bike there never would have been any punishment. And I say this as a woman.

 

[Netzach]

Having sex with a bike sounds punishing enough, owwie.

 

[Bi_Kitty]

This is a first for me. I mean I have heard of people having sex while going down the road on 4-wheelers and such but with a bike???? What is the world coming to? *Shakes head "tsk tsk tsk"*

 

[BiBunny]

I mean I have heard of people having sex while going down the road on 4-wheelers

Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK. YOU!

 

[Bi_Kitty]

Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK. YOU!

I wasn't directing that at you but now that you have pointed yourself out *points and laughs*

 

[BiBunny]

I wasn't directing that at you but now that you have pointed yourself out *points and laughs*

Fuck you, bitch.

 

[Bi_Kitty]

Fuck you, bitch.

You already have . *doesn't point and laugh and takes it back*

 

[BiBunny]

You already have . *doesn't point and laugh and takes it back*

Thank you.

Back on-topic: That's freaking stupid. The probation, not the bike sex. The bike sex is just...unusual.

 

[Netzach]

Aw come on. Call me totally judgemental but sex with a Bianchi is sort of stupid.

 

[BiBunny]

Aw come on. Call me totally judgemental but sex with a Bianchi is sort of stupid.

I almost went there, but I didn't. Yeah, it's stupid, LOL.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I find this totally repugnant - they walked in ON HIM. He was in the privacy of a room he'd paid for!

As for the bike bit - I don't get it. I don't find bikes sexy as inanimate objects go, but hey, whatever...

I'm with you on both points....I could have related on a personal level with the turn on factor if it had been a motorcycle. I have been known to totally fall in love with those machines and spend hours in the boiling sun polishing every little piece of chrome, jamming fingers hauling engines and parts into place, and breaking my back lifting huge machines out of slippery waterways when they didn't see the moss covered rock in time.

Catalina

 

[Shankara20]

let's all sing it - loud! now!

 

[Netzach]

I'm with you on both points....I could have related on a personal level with the turn on factor if it had been a motorcycle. I have been known to totally fall in love with those machines and spend hours in the boiling sun polishing every little piece of chrome, jamming fingers hauling engines and parts into place, and breaking my back lifting huge machines out of slippery waterways when they didn't see the moss covered rock in time.

Catalina

Totally. I'd do a Ducati. I get that.

 

[Shankara20]

Totally. I'd do a Ducati. I get that.

god - I get all drippy just hearing a Ducati

 

[chauderlos]

Ask and thou shallst receive...

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