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Now is this how some of you Dominants started out?!! LOL
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What a dilemma.....
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Sometimes it is so difficult to remember the safeword......
that first one reminds me of an "animaniacs" cartoon skit they used to have "good idea, bad idea" and one time they showed the guy "good idea: dressing up as a pirate for halloween" and he gets cheered and people give him candy then they show "bad idea: dressing up as a pinata for halloween" and they show him dressed up as a star shaped pinata trying to run away from a bunch of crazed kids with implements of hitting him. Funny stuff..
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Little old lady...
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on
her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across
the store to the counter. Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support .
She asks the sales clerk: "Dddodo yyou sssell ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we sell many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ssssellll
aaa llllitttlee pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg
offffff?"
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on
her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across
the store to the counter. Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support .
She asks the sales clerk: "Dddodo yyou sssell ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we sell many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ssssellll
aaa llllitttlee pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg
offffff?"
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bridget
bridget went to confession. "oh father oi have sinned. oi slept with sean on monday, kevin on tuesday and mick on wednesday".
"ok choild you must take half a lemon and squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it roit down". "oh father, father. whill dat purge me from moi sins?"..."no choild it won't. but it whill take the smile off yer face"
bridget went to confession. "oh father oi have sinned. oi slept with sean on monday, kevin on tuesday and mick on wednesday".
"ok choild you must take half a lemon and squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it roit down". "oh father, father. whill dat purge me from moi sins?"..."no choild it won't. but it whill take the smile off yer face"
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FISHING is better than SEX...
Why FISHING is better than SEX...
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week!
Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Why FISHING is better than SEX...
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week!
Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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Training is such a heavy responsibility......
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Re: FISHING is better than SEX...
Funny but in a different way -
Once upon a time the Catholic church released a ruling that fishing was the ONE activity that was WITHOUT SIN.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Wizard said:
Funny but in a different way -
Once upon a time the Catholic church released a ruling that fishing was the ONE activity that was WITHOUT SIN.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
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There is wisdom there.
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Boys can be so mean!!
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See what I mean!! LOL
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Just like a kid...entrepreneur of tomorrow.
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Heh. Cute funnies.
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Now can you fellow subs imagine her complaining....must be having an off day!! LOL.
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