A Missionary Found Himself in an Interesting Position

[SlickTony]

Here's a story about a woman who once kidnapped and shackled a Mormon missionary for sex...http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/08/usa

A Mormon missionary from Utah called Kirk Anderson, who was going door-to-door in Ewell, Surrey, was kidnapped at gunpoint by McKinney, a former cheerleader and beauty queen from North Carolina. With the help of a friend, Keith May, McKinney drugged Anderson with chloroform and drove him to a rented 17th century cottage near Okehampton, Devon. There the unfortunate young man was chained, spreadeagled, to a bed, with several pairs of mink-lined handcuffs, and over the next few days he was repeatedly required to have sex with McKinney, who later explained that she had been keen to bear his child.

After jumping bail in the UK, this woman later had her pit bull cloned by Korean reproductive scientists.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I love the little detail of mink lining...

I'm sorry, U.K., that one of our weirder citizens came to your shores. Isn't it funny, though, that her victim was also American? So at least she didn't visit her weirdness on any of our British friends, she kept it, so to speak, in the family.

She seems to have a reproduction kink. And far more money than is good for her.

ETA: now that I got around to reading the article...

OMIGAWD! I LOVE this woman, what an action hero! What a movie!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I love the little detail of mink lining...

I'm sorry, U.K., that one of our weirder citizens came to your shores. Isn't it funny, though, that her victim was also American? So at least she didn't visit her weirdness on any of our British friends, she kept it, so to speak, in the family.

She seems to have a reproduction kink. And far more money than is good for her.

ETA: now that I got around to reading the article...

OMIGAWD! I LOVE this woman, what an action hero! What a movie!

I love the part where the Scotland yard woman had no idea what the reporter was talking about!

And can I play the missionary?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I love the part where the Scotland yard woman had no idea what the reporter was talking about!

And can I play the missionary?

Have your agent get in touch with my agent. We'll do lunch.

 

[Equinoxe]

It's so hard to choose a favourite part of the story, but I think my favourite part is her and her friend escaping to Canada disguised as mimes.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It's so hard to choose a favourite part of the story, but I think my favourite part is her and her friend escaping to Canada disguised as mimes.

I liked that, too.

 

[3113]

It's so hard to choose a favourite part of the story, but I think my favourite part is her and her friend escaping to Canada disguised as mimes.

And then later disguised herself as a nun! And stalked the guy again with rope in her trunk!

She could not be contacted for comment yesterday, but when a British reporter tracked her down and spoke to her nine years ago she said: "Now everybody understands, and they know what it means to have the paparazzi chasing around after you. I cried all night when Diana died. I may be just an ol' farm girl, but I've hit that wall with her. Everywhere I go, people will always remember me as a woman who did the unthinkable. Just try to imagine what that feels like."

Yeah, she and Princess Di have so much in common....I really feel for her and how badly she's been hounded by the paparazzi...

 

[SlickTony]

I love the part where the Scotland yard woman had no idea what the reporter was talking about!

Kids. No sense of history. No interest in local affairs. Bah.