Minnesota Bigfoot was sighted walking across the border into South Dakota on this day friday 1987 to buy firecrackers at Jim Boom's All-American Fireworks. He Came out with a sack of bottle rockets, lady fingers, sparklers, and bang balls.
Then, in direct violation of the law Bigfoot wak\lked back into Minnesota abd shot off the whole arsenal, but he didn't have any fun at all and singed the hair on his arm with a sparkler besides. Every body was doing it, so he had thought h'e try it -- but it was like drinking diet pop or bowling, he couldn't understand what pleasure these people derived from it. he had a lot to learn about rhe entertainment value of explosives he guessed.
Then, in direct violation of the law Bigfoot wak\lked back into Minnesota abd shot off the whole arsenal, but he didn't have any fun at all and singed the hair on his arm with a sparkler besides. Every body was doing it, so he had thought h'e try it -- but it was like drinking diet pop or bowling, he couldn't understand what pleasure these people derived from it. he had a lot to learn about rhe entertainment value of explosives he guessed.