A Million Ways to Die in the ...

[SpeareChucker]

Death by Guacamole...

"A 67-year-old former mayor in New York state was killed and two other people were hurt Wednesday morning when a food processor being tested for guacamole production exploded...,"



https://www.foxnews.com/us/guacamol...te-kills-former-mayor-injures-2-others-report


You got any good ways?

 

[surdeep]

I wonder how many died developing The Instant Pot?

 

[SpeareChucker]

How many had their brains sucked out before
Navage got its pressure setting correct...?

 

[surdeep]

How many had their brains sucked out before
Navage got its pressure setting correct...?

Finding those really small dolphins saved a lot of lives.

 

[SpeareChucker]

The dolphins have departed earth saying:


"Thanks for the fish."