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Marquis

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Get your net junky, anti-social, misogynist, misanthropic, pinko bohemian, punk rocking, sista beating, online pimpin, steel welding, poetry slamming, chronic jerking, tranny humping, spaghetti and dorito eating bitch white boy ass back in this fucking forum before I catch the next flight up to NY and things get ugly.

Depression got shit on me motherfucker!

So Lit looks a little different, deal. It ain't the same without the http://pic17.picturetrail.com/VOL785/2803812/5632597/82049848.jpg
 
Lol, I only understand what you're saying half the time Marquis but you always make me laugh. Pray tell, who is this supposed to be for, you were rather vague.
 
It was for the nasty boots, gnome-encrusted, lechery afflicted, eye of rape scopin', survivalist tokeing, basin paintin' and fake-dom hating, lothario of Top-opolis ... rosco rathbone.

Get better You.

lara

[edited to spell the name right. A pimpslap was likely forthcoming had i not.]
 
Hehe im going to NY next week ....and i know where you live uncle rosco. If you dont post, i will be knocking on your door. (watch how fast he shows up now :D )
 
I always worry when that particular man goes missing that he's fallen off one of those tall things he's always working on. :(

Marquis, if I were you and had your talents, to make the RR return, I'd write a rap so beautifully bad that he would find it a total affront to his manhood (I mean he would be doing the affronting to himself) if he didn't come back here and respond in kind.

Rath

Who's the white misog. prick
That's a pain machine to all the chicks?
RATH!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk scorn
To pervert his brother man?
RATH!
Can you dig it?

Who's got the cock that will pop out
To slap a woman all about?
RATH!
Right On!

KC say this cat Rath is a bad daddy
OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Rath.
THEN WE CAN SWALLOW IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his fellow misogynists
ROS RATH!
 
This situation has gone beyond mere words. I didn't want to have to reveal this, but Rosco Rathbone has 3 testicles.

Ever wonder why he jerks off so much?


As a matter of fact, I ran some internet Murphy (I think he really knew all along) on him for a while and got him to send me a picture of his testicula triplica AKA the 3-Sack.

I will post aforementioned picture if the man does not return in a timely fashion.

I'm sorry if you feel like I betrayed you RR, but you betrayed all of us by sticking your dick between your asscheeks when they changed the forum.

And I almost downloaded FireFox for you! *throws glass against the wall*
 
hahaha, so it's rosco eh? In all honesty I didn't notice he was gone. lol, an actual picture? you are very evil marquis
 
Aeroil said:
hahaha, so it's rosco eh? In all honesty I didn't notice he was gone. lol, an actual picture? you are very evil marquis

Stop talking before I post a picture of your momma trying to put on my bed sheet cause she thought they were her drawers.
 
lol! hehehe, I'm afraid you're pushing the wrong button to try and offend me marquis, but very funny nontheless :)
 
Marquis said:
steel welding

My doctor told me the steel welding would help me with my "issues"

p.s.... who says i should pounce the dominant boyfriend asleep in my bed right now?
 
OK, I can deal with the "retro" skin. The only problem is that the rolly eyes has a shit eating smile now.
 
hahaha, I guess this means marquis isn't gonna be posting that picture lol.
Hey rosco, in all honesty I didn't think this thread would work *shrugs* lol, guess not.
 
Aeroil said:
hahaha, I guess this means marquis isn't gonna be posting that picture lol.
Hey rosco, in all honesty I didn't think this thread would work *shrugs* lol, guess not.
For every picture that fuck has on me, I got two on him.

*old school rolly eyes*
 
rosco rathbone said:
For every picture that fuck has on me, I got two on him.

*old school rolly eyes*
Lol! I see you certainly haven't changed.
 
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