A man's place is...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Bob Peale]

oops!

I thought you said chilled HAND LOTION.

Did that smart?

 

[modest mouse]

I believe this lovely task would be better in the bedroom, after frolicking through each room of course.

....and where is that chair from your av? My floor is rather uncomfortable.

 

[sexy-girl]

anywhere but my bedroom



sorry couldnt resist

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

in my kitchen pouring me a glass of chilled white wine...and then slathering his hands with creamy lotion and giving me a very thorough body massage...


discuss...

A woman's place is on my bed, being pampered by me feeding her cheese, crackers, peeled kiwi fruit and wine, while i give her feet (and the rest of her body) a massage until she falls asleep to soft music in the background. While she naps I will go take out the garbage, do the dishes and clean up around the house.

Any volunteers?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

in my kitchen pouring me a glass of chilled white wine...and then slathering his hands with creamy lotion and giving me a very thorough body massage...


discuss...

I agree, but only with scented candels about the room as the only light source, and a bowl of fruit near by

 

[MacCortz]

in my kitchen pouring me a glass of chilled white wine...and then slathering his hands with creamy lotion and giving me a very thorough body massage...


discuss...

Like a woman, man has many palces to be...the one you discribed sound great...but that's not the only place you want him to be.

Educate everyone, enlighten us all
so we can be what we need
give us choices and options
and let us be free
not traped in a narrow place
where we don't want, to be

Hi, *bratcat* , nice to meet you.

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: A man's place is...

A woman's place is on my bed, being pampered by me feeding her cheese, crackers, peeled kiwi fruit and wine, while i give her feet (and the rest of her body) a massage until she falls asleep to soft music in the background. While she naps I will go take out the garbage, do the dishes and clean up around the house.

Any volunteers?

Me, me, me! But sex has be in the picture as well; is that ok?

 

[lovetoread]

standing behind me giving a really good back rub.

 

[juicylips]

Between my legs bringing me to my fourth orgasm

Cassidy

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: Re: Re: A man's place is...

Me, me, me! But sex has be in the picture as well; is that ok?

Oh shit, we've entered the evil alternate universe! If you grow a goattee, I'm cutting your head off.

What kind of foul place is this where that would even be a question?

 

[miles]

juicylips

Ding! Good answer.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: Re: Re: A man's place is...

Me, me, me! But sex has be in the picture as well; is that ok?

Yeah well I guess - if you really want it I could be persuaded to have sex with you - but here is the deal; it is my bed, which means the Pacific Northwest, not the Atlantic coast, and the other side is that we alternate - one day you get to be pampered, the next day I get to be pampered.

I will always take out the garbage and do the dishes, but cleaning up around the house is shared, or we hire a maid.

Still want to volunteer? If so I will meet you are the SeaTac airport with a limo.

Oh, and don't forget to bring those tatas with you. While you are at it, bring any toys, padded handcuffs, etc. too.

 

[lilminx]

Sorry, STG, but my home is here in NY. Maybe in a decade or so....

 

[PacificBlue]

A man's place right now is brushing my long hair. mmmmmmm, that would feel nice.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Exactly PB, a man's place is in the shower with me washing my hair. Now that is bliss.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Sorry, STG, but my home is here in NY. Maybe in a decade or so....

Damn! I was too honest again! Next time I will have to put the truth in lending part in smaller print and say "just sign at the bottom - just a standard form, you don't really need to read that stuff".