A man wrote a lit personal. what happened next will blow your mind!

[rockinjay]

Have you seen those buzzfeed articles that implore you to click then and call for your attention, not unlike how a child screams to get noticed?

This is not so much screaming infant tactic, I assure you. At 30, I'm far removed from that "mewling and puking in the nurse's arms" stage of my life. (Bonus points for recognising that reference.)

I'm just a regular guy who assumes he has a decent sense of humour and a delightfully dirty mind (until proven otherwise), wanting to reach out to a lady to have a fun, stimulating, titillating conversation.

You just read this and this is crazy. But here's my personal, PM me maybe?

EDIT: Someone on the site that I love to serve and please mentioned how this looked like I was trying too hard to be different. Explains the paucity of PMs I suppose.

 

[rockinjay]

Bumping this up. There's more scholastic references where they came from

 

[rockinjay]

Another bump. Ladies, give me a chance to make your day!

 

[ashesatwork]

You just read this and this is crazy. But here's my personal, PM me maybe?

This amused me... but now the damn song is stuck in my head.

 

[rockinjay]

This amused me... but now the damn song is stuck in my head.

I'm sorry about that. The song is quite the ear worm, isn't it?

 

[ashesatwork]

I'm sorry about that. The song is quite the ear worm, isn't it?

Damn it. It was like a trick. Now its back. Why did I read it again???

 

[rockinjay]

Damn it. It was like a trick. Now its back. Why did I read it again???

There's plenty more lyrically formidable ear worms where that came from

 

[Simone808619]

Lol. As You Like it.... Scooping up my points off the stage that all the World is......

 

[rockinjay]

Lol. As You Like it.... Scooping up my points off the stage that all the World is......

And said points can be redeemed for two sessions where I'd love to go down on you to make you orgasm

 

[ashesatwork]

There's plenty more lyrically formidable ear worms where that came from

Dont I know it.

 

[rockinjay]

Dont I know it.

Assuming that's not rhetorical, try me maybe

 

[rockinjay]

Bumping this up like Nicki Minaj world bump up a post with 'anaconda' in the background.

 

[Lovely2222]

Giving him a bump for use of paucity. Extra points for good vocabulary.

 

[rockinjay]

Giving him a bump for use of paucity. Extra points for good vocabulary.

Thank you, much appreciated

 

[Lovely2222]

Thank you, much appreciated

You're welcome.

 

[Scrivener_]

With a large... vocabulary like this, you could please me any day. Points for earnestness.

 

[rockinjay]

With a large... vocabulary like this, you could please me any day. Points for earnestness.

Wow, thank you! I'm grateful you think so.

I've been unwillingly absent from the wonderful world of lit for a while. I know it's too early in CT for you to see this; hope to chat some when you're up

 

[rockinjay]

OK. Maybe blow your mind is a bit exaggerated. More like intrigue you. I can't edit the subject line. *feeling sheepish*

 

[rockinjay]

Let's try bumping this up to the top, shall we?

Happy weekend, ladies!

 

[RawHumor]

FWIW, the thread title made me chuckle because I HATE those idiotic links all over the net.

I'm going to now post 10 reasons why I hate them, and you'll never believe #9!

 

[rockinjay]

FWIW, the thread title made me chuckle because I HATE those idiotic links all over the net.

I'm going to now post 10 reasons why I hate them, and you'll never believe #9!

It will be more apt to have an article named "ten reasons you wouldn't click on a clickbait article"

 

[Thomasoir]

FWIW, the thread title made me chuckle because I HATE those idiotic links all over the net.

I'm going to now post 10 reasons why I hate them, and you'll never believe #9!

Literotica should have a "Like" button.

 

[rockinjay]

Bumping this up. If you're mind blown enough, I'd love for you to PM me

 

[Recidiva]

Yes, it's ironic that I clicked on this.

*sigh*

 

[Iceprincess12]

If you serve someone already, why are you not working on pleasing her?