A man sucking his own cock... erotic or not?

[KillerMuffin]

Xxplorher claims to have the ability. So, is it erotic or not? If you are a guy would you want the ability to suck your own dick? If you are a girl, would you think it's erotic to watch a guy suck himself off? Guys, if you could reach it, would you spit or swallow?

I'm thinking utterly gross on three levels here. One, the guy has to have a big dick and, to me, big dicks are a turn off. Anything more than about 9 inches will be met with a smile and some hedgeclippers. I am a lil' muffin and I don't like having my ovaries poked out of my ears. Two, the dog does it. Constantly. Lick, slurp, lick, slurp. It's annoying beyond words and usually precedes a violent outburst of some sort. Yuuuuuuuuck. A man having the same erotic skills as a dog... Blech. Three, the pretzel factor. It almost hurts watching double jointed people do their thing, watching a guy contort into a circle is just... ewwwww. It's not natural to twist your body like that.

I give male sucking your own dick a big two thumbs way down.

 

[April]

I'd like to see it just to see it.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

I would go with not erotic and not a turn on.
I have seen pictures of a guy doing that in my wandering of the net. (shows you what sites I roam around in lol)

 

[Gilly Bean]

I have to agree with KM here. Yech.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Pokerman]

besides, how are you supposed to watch or read the porn if you're all bent over like that?

 

[XXplorher]

Uhh - I'll just refer you here:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=49929&pagenumber=2

Great joke gone bad?
(mental note.. no more jokes involving the sucking of one's own cock. And no - I can't do it. At least I don't *think* so.. hmm......)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

A man sucking his own cock...Xxplorher claims to have the ability.

I don't think that's quite what he meant by "tooting his own horn".

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

KM nope i'd not want tht abuility. It is just wrong.

Now i've seen a girl that had the abuility to lick herself (no she was wearing cloths when she showed me ) now i'll admit seeing it... just seeing it drove me nuts but that was just for a second. now if you had to sit there and watch someone bring themself off that way??? it would be sick seeing them bent that way that long.

definatly a turnoff and no i'd not want to do it myself

 

[Southern37]

yes i'd like the ability....no its not a turn on...you figure that out

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I HAVE to get me one of them there Craftmatic Beds.

 

[XXplorher]

I think the question is, Xxploher, do you spit or swallow?

Both. You?

 

[OUTSIDER]

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[Renegade]

For some reason I find it funny as hell that the guy still has his glasses on in that pic. Guess it would be good if he wanted to read a book while doing that.

 

[riff]

I ain't sucking nobody's dick...

Not even my own.. heheh

 

[MissVictoria]

I get jealous of any man who is more flexible than I. I also agree that big dicks are a turnoff. I'd say that my preferred size is 6-7 inches.

I actually met someone who had a cock as thick as a pop can once... I swear. I refused to do anything more with him than heavy petting. *chuckle*

 

[Calamity Jane]

NOT a turn on. I've heard the joke "If I could do what a dog can do, I'd never leave the house" but... BLECH!

No, if anyone I know has that ability, I don't wanna know about it.

 

[MrBates]

No thanks for me too.
I do appreciate having a helper for that kind of fun.
Besides, even if I could, I'd be upset because my tongue would be on the wrong side for maximum pleasure.....a problem that my 'helpers' don't seem to have.

Just my two-cents worth.....

 

[pabloback]

now i know why none of you like ron jeremy.
why does a dog lick his own cock? because he can.
i think if more men could do it then more men would . but they wouldnt tell anyone

 

[OUTSIDER]

Mmmm lets have a face count here....er....1 face......2 faces...Mmmmm interesting.

So it's ok to jerk off and it's ok to take a blow job from your girl friend and it's ok to eat her out or fuck her in the ass or ask her to swallow "BUT" it's not ok to blow yourself.....maybe it's just me but that seem's hypocritical to me.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Mmmm lets have a face count here....er....1 face......2 faces...Mmmmm interesting.

So it's ok to jerk off and it's ok to take a blow job from your girl friend and it's ok to eat her out or fuck her in the ass or ask her to swallow "BUT" it's not ok to blow yourself.....maybe it's just me but that seem's hypocritical to me.

didn't say it wasn't ok. said i don't find it erotic and i don't want to know about it. just like my husband doesn't want to know about my toys or books...

the question was whether the act is erotic. i couldn't get off watching a guy suck his own cock. i can't get off watching a guy masturbate either. doesn't make it wrong, just not erotic to ME.

 

[Kymberley]

*repeating over and over again*


bad visuals

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go away

 

[OUTSIDER]

didn't say it wasn't ok. said i don't find it erotic and i don't want to know about it. just like my husband doesn't want to know about my toys or books...

the question was whether the act is erotic. i couldn't get off watching a guy suck his own cock. i can't get off watching a guy masturbate either. doesn't make it wrong, just not erotic to ME.

Ok I admit it I don't find it much of a turn on either but I don't think we need the chorus of dissaproval either.

 

[Guest]

Totally wait a second on this one...

I don't think I can suck my own cock, but then again, it's been a while since I've tried (adolescence maybe).

Pagan -- I think you struck the nail on the head (so to speak), you don't like watching a guy masturbate, so yes, it makes total sense that the thought of him blowing himself isn't too interesting either.

I have to admit that there's something erotic about a woman who can lick or suck her own nipple -- I love that. It's like that "next level" of self-pleasure.

I think, maybe, if I could, I would suck my own cock. Hey, it's MINE right? What the hell. < shrug >
If my partner wasn't into it, no big deal. I'd keep it to myself.

Yes. I'd probably swallow.
Hell, if I'm already bent into that position, why not finish the job?

Call the chiropractor though...