A Loving Wife has an affair with an actual troll

[sirhugs]

hubby made the mistake of trying to take her for a picnic on the other side of the bridge. When accosted by the troll, she was the only thing of value he had to trade...

 

[sirhugs]

too meta?

 

[Randio]

Maybe the troll is not really concerned with what it fucks - it's a troll - so it could be a fat local lord, a cow or a bashful maiden. When his humongous erection gets going, it won't stop.

So maybe, the gent is not much of a gentleman, throws the women at the troll as a diversion and legs it. I kind of imagine the trolls being dumb and ruthless, kind of like in Witcher 3, but with erections.

 

[sirhugs]

Maybe the troll is not really concerned with what it fucks - it's a troll - so it could be a fat local lord, a cow or a bashful maiden. When his humongous erection gets going, it won't stop.

So maybe, the gent is not much of a gentleman, throws the women at the troll as a diversion and legs it. I kind of imagine the trolls being dumb and ruthless, kind of like in Witcher 3, but with erections.

constant erections made of stone

 

[J0line]

But when posted to "Loving Wives" at Literotica the story gets 1-bombed. Why? Because the fake trolls who make comments and vote there are jealous. "NOW EVEN MORE FOLKS ARE GETTING LAID WHEN WE AREN'T" they scream.

 

[sirhugs]

But when posted to "Loving Wives" at Literotica the story gets 1-bombed. Why? Because the fake trolls who make comments and vote there are jealous. "NOW EVEN MORE FOLKS ARE GETTING LAID WHEN WE AREN'T" they scream.

because they have no sense of irony and don't inderstand parody.

the author thinks "wait til they read the sequel."