A Little Story to Combat Negativity Toward Trial Lawyers

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

Your story makes no sense..i am sorry but its a student..in legal aid doing good...not a rich attorney.....they don't share anything or if the due its for publicity...

 

[lavender]

 

[Saint Peter]

It is very common to hate lawyers until you need one. I wonder how long the lawyer bashers on this board would wait before using the one phone call for some legal help.

Stick to your guns. Dont call those scummy lawyers. Bubba has been looking for a new wife.

 

[BustyTheClown]

Lavy, I must admit that I am guilty of my fair share of jokes about lawyers. I ridicule much of American society on the whole, and it isn't all entirely fair.

I respect what you have to say, and I appreciate you sharing such a sad but touching story with the board. It takes courage to stand up for yourself against a society who places such a high stigma on being a lawyer or a politician. However, without people doing those jobs -- like you -- we wouldn't have nearly as many freedoms as we have. We would be willing to sell our souls in order to get that kind of help when we really need it.

I'm not saying that you've changed my views that many lawyers are corrupt -- you didn't even say that wasn't true. But I will take care about what I say in the future, and not take the fact that I have the option to get a lawyer when I need one for granted.

 

[Marxist]

It is very common to hate lawyers until you need one. I wonder how long the lawyer bashers on this board would wait before using the one phone call for some legal help.

Stick to your guns. Dont call those scummy lawyers. Bubba has been looking for a new wife.

I'd need a lawyer, cuz they (the state) got lawyers. Lawyers (mostly) wrote the laws and lawyers administer them (mostly).

Duh.

It's a circulare thing, cha-cha.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'd need a lawyer, cuz they (the state) got lawyers. Lawyers (mostly) wrote the laws and lawyers administer them (mostly).

Duh.

It's a circulare thing, cha-cha.

All true Mr Marxist. The system is what it is. But in this game you cannot take you ball and go home. The rules are the rules.

I do not condem or defend the system. Just do not get nasty with the lawyers when times are good and then kiss ass when you need one.

 

[lovetoread]

I think its mostly because we dont hear about the good that they do.

We only hear about the bad stuff.

I think lawyers are cool people.

 

[Marxist]

All true Mr Marxist. The system is what it is. But in this game you cannot take you ball and go home. The rules are the rules.

I do not condem or defend the system. Just do not get nasty with the lawyers when times are good and then kiss ass when you need one.

I'm real real good friends with the lawyer at my work. He's the nicest guy in the office. But I do believe he'd slice off my penis if I got in his way.

Fucking animals, all.

This is not to say that they don't do good things or work pro bono for this or that, but as a class, they're evil.

Just as most snakes aren't poisonous, I'll wait and let someone else pick the non-venomous out of the barrel.

 

[Orwell84]

I think its mostly because we dont hear about the good that they do.

We only hear about the bad stuff.

I think lawyers are cool people.

It's nice to see that at least some people are objective about the professionals who are essential to the protection and promotion of the Constitutional protections many people around the world don't have.

 

[Bigdog]

I can't say I have ever disliked or disparaged lawyers of any type. Maybe it's just luck but all the lawyers and legal professionals I have ever met or talked to have been great people.

I think it is easy for people to fall into the "lawyers are evil scumbags" litany because the only time most people meet lawyers is during legal proceedings. Whether you are a defendant or a plaintiff, there is legal counsel on the opposite side gunning for you. If you happen to lose your case, now you are pissed at both lawyers. So it tends to cloud our judgement about legal types because we feel attacked. This doesn't make it right, it's just the way it is.

If nothing else, the ones on this board should be enough to convince you that lawyers are cool.

 

[Siren]

 

[Lancecastor]

Pro-Boning who?

Hi Lavendar;

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on tv.

Your thread starter seemed disjointed.....fiirst because legal aid clinics typically are not funded by successful defense lawyers....and there was no indication that the 70 year old woman was either helped or hindered by a scumbag lawyer or pro-bono white knight.

The old lady had to move out of the house. Shit happens, whether it's hundred dollar shit or thousand dollar shit, pookie.

So, after telling your tear jerking tale of garage-rental woes, you tell us that lawyers are good people.

Ergo, ipso fatso, I conclude the only pro-boning that's going on in the story is you pining for your legal aid clinic prince/princess charming.

Ha!

Lance Castor, Ll.B., Esq.

 

[Siren]

 

[Lancecastor]

Originally posted by Siren
what the fuck is your personal problem with Lavender?

Lance: She's a moron who spent last night fucking with me, shitwad, not that it's any of your concern. In addition, her post about lawyers and legal aid is a topic of interest to me. Are you her mommy? Should I write you first? Twit.

 

[Siren]

 

[Lancecastor]

Wheras you are the benchmark, the nes plus ultra, Ms. Fucking Mother Fuck Asshole Twit Minger Asswipe Fuckwad Cunthead?

Step off. None of your business.

boy are you a real loser.

when they passed out charm, respect, grace you must have been in the other room.

and when they held the class on how to be a gentleman........
you were in the seminar on how to be a jerk.

You got it all.















all the wrong attributes.

 

[Siren]

 

[Guest]

Re: Pro-Boning who?

Hi Lavendar;

I'm not a lawyer, but I play a big wank in real life

Your thread starter seemed reasonable.....fiirst because you posted it and secondly because you are more intelligent then I am....and there was no indication that anything I say is anything other than dribble


So, after telling you my small dick woes, please tell me I can be forgiven for making no sense and being a crass shallow fuck



Lance Castor, Ll.B., Esq.

 

[Cibo]

god damn long names

 

[Siren]

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Siren
what the fuck is your personal problem with Lavender?

Lance: She's an intelligent sexy woman who spent last night showing I am a shitwad. In addition, her intellect makes my small dick hard. I have a boner for her. You are lovely With a hot Twat.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=108864&perpage=25&pagenumber=40

 

[Laurel]

Unreg, can you please shorten the name next time? You're screwing up the board. Thanks!