a little introduction

[Slinky]

yup, tis I, the one and only Slinky, dragged into this forum by the sexy Wenchie ok, was given a suggestive ultimatum rather than dragged, she's just got to flash that one tooth of hers (yellow and decaying) at me and my heart melts and I'll do anything she commands... and she's the subbie, lmao

so this is me, the lucky bastard with the wench the troll and the 'cabbage patch kid lookylikey'

hi ya'll and cheers for keeping my wench retsrained in the bedroom till I got here.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Welcome, do you want a seat in sarcastic or non-sarcastic?

 

[alexandraaah]

Welcome, do you want a seat in sarcastic or non-sarcastic?

I think the sections we have available are sarcastic, really fucking sarcastic and mind blowing cynicism.

 

[Slinky]

if it's ok with you Lukky, I'll just wander around from aisle to aisle offering popcorn, choc ices and my troll's sour grapes

 

[lovetoread]

if it's ok with you Lukky, I'll just wander around from aisle to aisle offering popcorn, choc ices and my troll's sour grapes

Cool,you might make it after all,hmm?

Welcome,I have heard,or rather read alot about you.

 

[Cheyenne]

Damn. This means Unregistered won't have to mail thread copies to you to prove her love for you!

What a soap opera! Will she win you back? Enquiring minds want to know!

 

[Slinky]

thanks for the welcome

 

[LukkyKnight]

if it's ok with you Lukky, I'll just wander around from aisle to aisle offering popcorn, choc ices and my troll's sour grapes

OK, so not mind-blowing cynicism, at least... gotcha.
Got buttered popcorn? I like it when I have slippery fingers.

 

[Slinky]

Damn. This means Unregistered won't have to mail thread copies to you to prove her love for you!

What a soap opera! Will she win you back? Enquiring minds want to know!

left a post on that thread which explains she never had me in the first place, I had her, a quick drunk shag and to be honest I've had more meaningful wanks.

 

[Cheyenne]

Slinky, we kind of suspected as much.

 

[Slinky]

Slinky, we kind of suspected as much.

yeah, it's not that difficult to mistake the stale odour

 

[Guest]

see, you won't even defend her in public, silence says it all, you don't love her you're just in a position you can't get out of... have me

 

[Cheyenne]

*sniff* *sniff*

Smells like Gary, Indiana in here.

 

[MissTaken]

Welcome Slinky....

My but you do have a way of stirring things up without even being here!

No problem. We take everyone at face value....since trolls all look the same, their faces have less value! lol


Have a good time and by your Wench some dentures! For God's Sakes!

hehehe

 

[kiwiwolf]

Welcome Slinky... you sure enter with a hiss and a roar. It's the first time I've ever seen a troll arrive before its intended prey... LOL.

I think you will fit in here just fine.

 

[ToddHwrd]

I think the sections we have available are sarcastic, really fucking sarcastic and mind blowing cynicism.

You left out the totally fucking idiot section, sometimes it's kind of full though........LOL

 

[Guest]

Welcome Slinky. Its Draco here (posting as Unregistered coz I'm on the work PC [not cookied]), Welcome to the LIT boards, I'm on of Wenchies ICQ contacts, the mad kiwi you may have heard about. Nice to have you aboard.

 

[alexandraaah]

*sniff* *sniff*

Smells like Gary, Indiana in here.

Gawd, when there's a heavy breeze in Chicago or I'm going that direction.............ugh, it smells like ass and city rot.

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm not sure how much my usual welcome to lit will help you. But i'm a real traditional kinda girl, so here goes.



Hi, and welcome to lit.

Here's my standard, WTL information. Use what you can, feel free to ignore the rest.

After 30 posts, you lose that virgin tag.
After 100 posts, you can have an avatar of your own. There are at least 50 threads if you need help finding one.
After 1000 posts, you can create your own title.


This thread has some information you should read http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50634 The first post is frequently updated so you’ll know the latest info.


This thread has a few things that can help us ALL enjoy lit more.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30992&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

Lit Annon meetings are on Thursdays at 9 pm. If you ever feel the need to attend, please report back to us and let us know what happens there. There are some of us curious about the proceedings but we haven't been able to stop posting long enough to attend.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I cannot possibly be the only person here sick to death of more trolls

One does wonder how your little psycho-troll, if that is indeed what it is, found your chickie here. Did you tell her? Did she tell her? Who spilled the beans? Or are you just lucky enough to have a psycho-troll that can hack her way into MI-6 if she wanted to? How did your own personal troll find your woman here?

I've never heard of you people before and suddenly you're the center of attention with overflowing support of the community at large. The last time that happened it turned out she was her own troll. Your meteoric rise to the top of the sympathy vote and virulent defense by everyone here against an anonymous person is extremely suspicious.

Jerry Springer is irritating. Soap operas reek. Kid Rock won't go away. We have our allotment of evil trolls without more showing up. I'm sick of trolls. I am NOT appreciative of people showing up and bringing more along with them. This whole troll thing is your fault and you are subjecting this entire board to all the nasty, sordid drama for no good reason.

Do something about your troll. If you're telling the truth, and I have no reason to think you're not, then I would suggest you look into stalking laws and legal action. Unless she's a serial killer people like her can be gotten rid of if you're honestly not leading her on. Or do you enjoy having two women fight over you too much?

 

[Dillinger]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!

The other thread(s) were bad enough... and maybe you felt like you should have some sympothy for the object of their derision.

No one here deserves sympathy. And no one deserves a second of your attention...

Doesn't this tell you enough:

I had her, a quick drunk shag and to be honest I've had more meaningful wanks.

I just love the "I had her" part...

Fucking idiots!!!

 

[Slinky]

OK, now do try to stay awake as I am only going to say this once.

7 months ago in a drunken nite out with the lads, I met and shagged "unregistered".

December time last yr I bumped into SW (had been a tosser and walked away from her and my son a while back) she was very sweet about it all and as she was coming out of a disaterous relationship we got reminissing

We casually dated for a while, every min of every day reminding me of how much I missed her/ them and on feb 14th I proposed

in the mean time I had been so chuffed about my missus writing porn that I shared it with a few colleagues at work, another bastard thing to do but I think through my penis alot of the time. One of my mates showed "unregistered" the link as he was popping her at the time and as a result she followed SW in here, aswell as on msn, email and ICQ

yes wheels are turning to put a cap on the whole fucking mess, yes I take full responsibility for being such a moronic wanker
yes I apologise profusely to all lit members for having to put up with such bollocks

my place here may not be appreciated but I will not stand by and watch my soon to be wife and son be dragged thru the shit like this, SW comes in here to escape her pain and have somewhere to go and people to talk to as she cannot get out as easily as she once could, to have it taken away from her by a malicios little tart who cannot cope with the complexities of a one night stand is something I will not tolerate.

none of us know how long we are breathers in this world, sadly SW has had a limit put on hers and all I want is to make it as fun and relaxing as I possibley can, I've been a total wanker and I just want to try and make amends.

 

[SweetBrat73]

Welcome Slinky...not everybody in here will jump all over you...just have fun...and just because somebody is following you and you gal around doesn't make it your fault. I don't see how it could...not like you ask ppl to do that...well some may, but most don't....there are just weirdo's out there who will do that kinda shit no matter what...

Enjoy yourself


Brat

 

[SweetBrat73]

Welcome Slinky...not everybody in here will jump all over you...just have fun...and just because somebody is following you and you gal around doesn't make it your fault. I don't see how it could...not like you ask ppl to do that...well some may, but most don't....there are just weirdo's out there who will do that kinda shit no matter what...

We all make mistakes.

Enjoy yourself here


Brat

 

[SEXXYNESS]

Well said Dillinger, well fucking said.

I think this Slinky thing will do one thing:

Separate the girls from the women and the men from the boys.

In fact, numerous newbies and imposters will demonstrate just that.

It's a fucking telling sign about our lit members.

When you think about communicating with these scum, remember this....remember their words carefully.

Any woman who chooses to associate themselves with this piece of shit, has immediately lost my respect.

Fuck you, and take your misogynistic attitude back to the sandbox to play ALONE,